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  • DeweyClutter
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2015
    • 57

    #1

    Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

    Whew.... Friends in Christ, we can take a huge breather.

    The Devil's birthday has come and gone. My darling, precious wife Debbie, and our boys Josiah, Ethan, and Lee were all safely indoors, away from the harmful spells of witches.

    But while we are on the subject of evil magical things, does anyone have any experience with Tarot cards or Ouija boards?

    Is it possible to communicate with Jesus using them? I have heard some pretty spooky stories.

    Some thoughts would be helpful.
  • I Man Rastafari
    Possibly retarded pothead
    • Oct 2015
    • 1019

    #2
    Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

    Those tarot cards are used by the witch women who do the voodoo in Jamaica. I don't think they are for the good.
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22904

      #3
      Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

      Originally posted by DeweyClutter View Post
      But while we are on the subject of evil magical things, does anyone have any experience with Tarot cards or Ouija boards?
      You won’t be old enough to remember Rod Santana. His wife went to one of those Tarot things. She came back and like a fool, Rod allowed himself to be persuaded by her that he too should visit. He told me that it was a creepy affair, dark room, hideous woman, cackling voice, etc. but enough about his wife, he went to see that witch in Des Moines,

      The long and the short of it is that the witch told him he would meet a rich and powerful woman who would change his life completely.

      Now you’ll remember that the Santanas were dirt poor and everything about their life was a little tawdry. So, reasoning that any change would be for the better, he left happy.

      It was about 6 months later that he hit a patrol car whilst DUI. He appeared before Judge Margret Vanderbilt (yes, she was a member of that family) and was sentenced to a year inside. He lost his job, his home was repossessed and his wife left him for an itinerant banjo player.

      So whilst, in this instance, there was something in it, all in all Biblical advice should be followed: Jesus knows what’s best for us and we don’t need to know and can’t do anything about it even if we did.
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      • 1liesalot
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2015
        • 64

        #4
        Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

        My friend won tarot cards at a demonic travelling fair and jamboree last week and she was foolish enough to return home with them. Next thing you know, God sent a serpant up to her lavatorial u-bend and it crawlethed up through the bowl and bit her greviously on her posterior, before announcing itself as a messenger of the Lord and telling her she "would surely die" for her satanic tarot card shennanigans and outrages. Let this be a lesson to his all. There is no occult but the occult of Yahweh and he will send creeping things if we err, and sometimes toads or even giants and unicorns.

        Hallelujah.

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        • Ph0enix808
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2015
          • 140

          #5
          Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

          Why not communicate to Jesus by praying?
          Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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          • BobFaget
            Unsaved trash, pathetic Madonna wannabe
            • Oct 2015
            • 30

            #6
            Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

            I used one before to contact Jesus, but he told me to vote for Hillary Clinton, it was sorta odd, anyways if you wanna have a successful seance then use a board made out of galvanized oak, it's most effective
            This space is reserved for KJV only --- Admin.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

              Tarot cards are the devils favorite past time. Read all about them HERE.

              Same deal with Ouija boards: Satan's favorite board game. Highly dangerous. Read all about them HERE.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #8
                Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                Originally posted by Bobsaget View Post
                I used one before to contact Jesus, but he told me to vote for Hillary Clinton, it was sorta odd, anyways if you wanna have a successful seance then use a board made out of galvanized oak, it's most effective
                You are a foul and sinful liar and you will swim in the Lake of Fire.

                Also, the use of Tarot cards and Ouija boards are examples of witchcraft. A Ouija board is actually a "witch board", but over time witch has become mispronounced. I doubt the Lord will split any hairs over the spelling. He has already given His word on the subject: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."- Exodus 22:18
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Aaron Finch
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2016
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                  What's the best way to learn about Tarot? And what's advice you'll give for the new users who just started to know abou tarot?

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12993

                    #10
                    Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                    Originally posted by Aaron Finch View Post
                    What's the best way to learn about Tarot? And what's advice you'll give for the new users who just started to know abou tarot?
                    The important question, dear, is: why do you want to go to Hell? Why do you hate Jesus?

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                    • Grandma
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2015
                      • 73

                      #11
                      Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                      Burn that darned Ouija board, after salting it thoroughly.



                      Leviticus 20:6
                      And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
                      Proverbs 3:5
                      Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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                      • Aaron Finch
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2016
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                        Sorry for that. I didn't hate Jesus. I have fully respect on Jesus.

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                        • Aaron Finch
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                          Actually I was looking for few helps about tarot reading and learning. I don't know much about tarot. So was asking for few helps here. However, I got some websites which are about tarot. Would like to attached it here ***repulsive sorcery-promoting link removed by moderator***

                          Thank you!

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                          • Alvin Moss
                            Serving Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4468

                            #14
                            Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                            Originally posted by Aaron Finch View Post
                            Sorry for that. I didn't hate Jesus. I have fully respect on Jesus.

                            How can you say that you love Jesus when you have truck with the Devil? Witch boards are tools of Satan's people. The Lord has been quite clear on this issue: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"- Exodus 22:18. God has given strict instructions to smite you. Lucky for you, you live far away in scabrous East Pakistan. Don't gloat though; our congregation will have drones before long.
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • I Man Rastafari
                              Possibly retarded pothead
                              • Oct 2015
                              • 1019

                              #15
                              Re: Dangers of Tarot/Ouija Boards?

                              In Jamaica we beat witches and set them on fire.
                              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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