8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

[Titus Templeton]

Today my wife said that my daughter seem to have yellow skin. I looked and indeed it's yellow. I wonder what God wants to tell us? She's praying now and I do not hope she did something bad.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

Brother Titus,
In my experience this is either related to the consumption of copious amounts of the alcohol or the drugs.
If on the other hand you take this into consideration:
Leviticus 13:30


“Then the Priest shall see the plague: and behold, if it be in sight deeper then the skin, and there be in it a yellow thin haire, then the Priest shall pronounce him vncleane, it is a dry skall, euen a leprosie vpon the head or beard.”


there may be a problem with plague.


YIC
TT

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

I wouldn't worry, Brother Titus. At this time of year it's probably just tree pollen. Is she allowed outdoors much? This is why I mostly restrict my daughter to the house, except in winter.

If not, then you're doing all you can by making her pray. God will decide her fate.


I wish you well - fond regards to your wife.
YiC
Joanna

[Titus Templeton]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

I wouldn't worry, Brother Titus. At this time of year it's probably just tree pollen. Is she allowed outdoors much? This is why I mostly restrict my daughter to the house, except in winter.

If not, then you're doing all you can by making her pray. God will decide her fate.


I wish you well - fond regards to your wife.
YiC
Joanna

She might be a Chinese spy.

Well anyway a good chunk of prayer will do the trick as always.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

Yes, prayer is the answer. Remember God never says "No."


God does not promise in John 14:13-14

And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do except if your daughter turns yellow, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
If ye shall ask any thing in my name not involving the yellow whether or not caused by plague, I will do it.

and Jesus knew all about afflictions because He made them. None of them would ever have afflicted humans if it wasn't for Eve who is still being punished today, again as promised by God. Could it be that one of your great-great-great-great-grandfathers is being punished? Some of these curses are implemented over even longer timeframes, but some less. A prayer opposing God's will in that case may not be a prayer in Jesus' name.

Perhaps if you explained to her the nature of God's punishments and shared some of the outcomes from God's Just Law that would comfort her. I can suggest the possibility of a prize too, the attractive children's palette is still uncompleted I think and it's a good opportunity for her to read about His love.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

Hate to break it to you, but God is punishing you because your wife cheated on you and you haven't properly punished your wife because you didn't catch it. I strongly suggest a test to see if you're really the father. I can call Brother Maury if needed. No true Christian couple would ever make a yellow skinned baby. When it is indeed confirmed you aren't the father, get rid of the child immediately and banish it. Afterwards your wife will need to undergo proper conditioning again on how to be a proper wife. The most important thing is to triple up on your prayers as well brother to get rid of this blight as soon as possible.


Proverbs 6:33 A wound and dishonour shall he get; and his reproach shall not be wiped away.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

Well well, who exactly do you think you are, Mr Buck, to accuse Mrs Titus Templeton of infidelity? I'll have you know that she is a very close personal friend of many of the True Christian™ ladies on these Godly forums.

And who is "Brother Maury" when he's at home? Sounds like some sort of Joo to me.

I will say no more except to remind you that we at Landover are all too aware of Ephesians 6:11 and I am wearing the whole armour of God right now, against you and your vain attempt to spread alarm and despondency among the Templeton family.

Yours, more in anger than in sorrow,
JL-V (Mrs)

[Basilissa]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

Hate to break it to you, but God is punishing you because your wife cheated on you and you haven't properly punished your wife because you didn't catch it.

Which part of "suddenly" is difficult to understand for you, dear? In the very unlikely event you were right, God would have punished the child from birth (Deuteronomy 23:2).

In the meantime, I recommend that you study these verses in much detail:

Proverbs 19:5 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall not escape.

Proverbs 19:9 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish.

Exodus 20:16 - Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Ephesians 4:25 - Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.

I hope that was helpful.

[Des]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

Have you tried washing it off?

Also, if her eyes are kind of squinty send her over to my place. I might know whats wrong.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

Well, whatever is going on, I wouldn't coddle to that child's attention-whoring behavior. If one of my children were to act so disrespectful, she'd be sleeping outside in the back yard with in the chicken coop for a week. If I were you, I'd discipline that child until she stops that foolishness before anyone mistakes you for one of those bleeding heart liberal adoptive families, adopting from Hanoi and whatnot.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

My sincerest apologies. I had misread that word "suddenly". Perhaps it was the devil playing tricks on my mind. I hope it's not the homer I cast away years ago. I am man enough to admit I made a mistake. I have a tendency to jump the gun and assume the worst in people given with how many Satan worshippers walk this planet nowadays. I'm not really that close to the Templeton family either so I am wrong to assume.

I won't say whether what can or cannot cause yellow skin, but jaundice brought on my hepatitis B is a common cause. But alas I highly doubt your daughter would be covorting promiscuously given her very young age and with how mindful she is.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

In my home country which is Jamaica many of the people are more yellow than Black but they are still Black people. Racist white people used to call yellow Black people high yella but I didn't hear anyone say that about former President and Nobel Peace Prize winner Barak Obama. He is a little yellow himself. Most of the royal families of Europe were Black people. Maybe my friend Titus is related to some European King or Queen.

[Des]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

blah blah blah Barak Obama. He is a little yellow himself.

Obummer is more of a sickly gray color. Sort of like a corpse. Sort of like a corpse Satan plucked from the grave and stuck a demon in, now that I think about it.

[DemonThinker96]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

It means that she did something to piss off the Lemon God. Remove all lemons from your home and pray to the nearest lemon tree that your daughter be spared and she will be cured.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 year old daughter suddenly yellow skin - what does God want to tell us?

It means that she did something to piss off the Lemon God. Remove all lemons from your home and pray to the nearest lemon tree that your daughter be spared and she will be cured.

Sorry, dear. First commandment. Bible-believing. Not going to hell.




I'd make a suggest as to what can be done with your lemons, but I'm not going to do that, either.