Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

[Titus Templeton]

Last night I could swear I saw an Aboriginee walk down the road near the stadium. I just couldn't believe my eyes. Anyone else saw him? Because I'm not sure how dangerous this kind of race is. There are a few Christian scientists who said their general IQ is below 65 so...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

That seems unlikely but to be on the safe side my wife will be cleaning my guns.

John 3:19-21 - King James Version (KJV)


19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

As far as I am aware, nobody has reported one missing. If I were you I'd keep a bottle of some cheap spirits with you - If you are approached by this neanderthal, hand him the bottle, he'll drink himself unconscious and the police can come round and deal with him and thus clear up any unsolved crimes.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

Forgive my ignorance but I thought the ownership of certain kinds of undomesticated animals in Freehold city limits was not permitted except for Pastor Ezekiel (who as I hear, has an extensive bear cub collection.)
The idea of an abo walking around with a proper choke collar and stout leash is upsetting. I suspect there may be an uptick of unreported rapes as well.
Does anyone know how it got in? I t believe it scaled the fence and got through the concertina wire. I was reviewing security footage with Bobby-Joe of the boys locker room from the Freehold Athletic club to ensure no shenanigans were going on and I stumbled on this:

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

Uhh.....I have to admit I didn't know they were against the law to have in Freehold. I myself don't live in Freehold but when I was doing a count of my young boy workers on my pig farm, I happened to notice one has gone missing. If you find the wondering Aborigine in Freehold, please tell me if the identification on its collar is 11022982. If it matches, it's mine. I must ask, does Freehold exterminate them on sight? I have the proper licensing and veterinary papers to prove I am its legal and rightful owner if I am able to have it back.

EDIT: James I looked at the still photo you have posted and I can say for a fact it looks an awful lot like one of my young farm hands. It's black so there's no mistaking it. That's my farm hand.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

Sorry Brother Templeton, I think there is a misunderstanding here. I did a flash trip to Landover a few days ago. Trump's administration granted me a 24 hs visa to deliver some tithes that I could not put through the regular channels because, ejem, some troubles I had with some thirld world governement tax collectors.

I also delivered some brazilian houseboys to Pastor Ezequiel, just for him to try because I believe some of the filipinos went missing under mysterious circumstances. I did not ask what happened but prayed for them to find their way to Heaven. And no, Pastor Ezequiel did not receive me, I just left the boys in the door as ordered.


Then I had to run to the airport, and I think I forgot to wear the "Foreign Visitor - BEWARE" sign that was given to me when I first entered. It is just that I got distracted with some lawn that was overgrown. It is difficult for me to forget my origins, you know.


Anyway, I guess I will have to pay the finefor not wearing the sign. And I will keep praying for God to make my skin as white as my soul is now that I found the Lord.


I hope your were not too afraid, and I thank God you did not use your right to use your guns in self defense, as I would have done if I were you. But the Bible commands you to forgive me:


Matthew Chapter 6
14 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
15 But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.



Your wisdom, Brother, is exceptional!!!


PRAISE GOD!!!

[refridgerator]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

By aboriginee you mean a negroe?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

By aboriginee you mean a negroe?

They look like nigras but are more ape like. A species created by God to habitate an island destined for criminals.
An abo to a nigra is like a donkey is to a cow. Similar but one cooks better.

2 Peter 2:12
But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;

Micah 7:2
The good man is perished out of the earth: and there is none upright among men: they all lie in wait for blood; they hunt every man his brother with a net.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

They look like nigras but are more ape like. A species created by God to habitate an island destined for criminals.
An abo to a nigra is like a donkey is to a cow. Similar but one cooks better.

2 Peter 2:12
But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;

Micah 7:2
The good man is perished out of the earth: and there is none upright among men: they all lie in wait for blood; they hunt every man his brother with a net.

Just shows how full of love God really is. He created servants for the criminals. Of course these servants are low quality because criminals don't deserve better. Still it's important to remember that two thieves were crucified on crosses to the right and left of Jesus.

[Nobar King]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

Was it one of these guys?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

If you find the wondering Aborigine in Freehold, please tell me if the identification on its collar is 11022982.

It's simpler to just shoot it. I cannot imagine it being very expensive anyway.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Has anyone else seen an aboriginee walking around Freehold?

To Cranky Old Man, while it may be simpler to shoot it, it would probably not taste very good to eat afterwards. Genesis 9:3 (Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. If you decide not to give it back, I will gladly tithe it for the LBC. Surely Pastor Ezekiel can give it some purpose other than to be shot yes?