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I wish you a Blessed Birthday, Pastor. You are "the other Pastor Ezekiel" that everyone admires, loves, and cherishes. 
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True Christian™ Love.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
Ah my good friend, Brother Bathfire. It is truly a testament to Gods Divine Plan® that you are still above ground and not lounging in Heaven. I have to say, there are days I've seen you taking a nap after a nip in the Landover mens Club, ensconced in a over stuffed high back leather chair in front of the fire, you Bible in your lap. I had more than once sent Chester over with a mirror to check on you.
Are you in to triple digits yet?
A case of Glenfarclas 1959 #3226 will be at your door today with my best wishes. Please save a drop for me to try during my next visit.Attached FilesIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
Dear Esteemed Brother Bathfire;
I know how you long to be done with this mortal world and sit before Jesus' feet. Waiting for the unfolding of The Lord's Will can be vexing. Remember that all creation groans as you do to shout out to Glory.
Happy Birthday. As an astute Bible scholar, you would know what Leviticus has to say about squirrels.
Revelation 5:13
And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
And may I offer my heartfelt wishes for a very happy birthday celebration to you, dear Brother Bathfire. May the blessed
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Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
May God bless you on the anniversary of your birth, dear Pastor Bathfire, and not suffer you to endure another year. Ecclesiastes 12:7 - Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
Bless you sister: I will pray for the healing of your rash.Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
Of course Pastor Flint, you're quite right, Pastor Flint. Should I continue with the "rash prayers"?Originally posted by Pastor EzekielOK, old timer. The Baz woman is correct that you're also an Ezekiel but I'm the only Zeke that there is. You'll be relatively close to my position in heaven, tho'!
Who are you referring to? I hope for your sake that me, as you, Baz, should remember 1 Timothy 2:15.
I expect double to triple birthday tithes from y'all next year. Off to Mar-a-Lago.
Tell him to be careful where he rests his hands while doing that! And, as it happens I am usually in deep reverence when so seated. I'll have you know I'm as fresh as I was 25 years ago on my 60th.Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
Call round any time. You never did finish that story of the den of catamites.A case of Glenfarclas 1959 #3226 will be at your door today with my best wishes. Please save a drop for me to try during my next visit.
They're unclean.Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
I long to hear speaking racoons - I have this theory that they will speak like Obama did.Revelation 5:13
And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.
That cake... can I order one for my funeral? Obviously the message will have to be changed but there is something about it -something quite serious - and I don't want people happy at what will be such a sad time for everyone except me.Originally posted by Isabella White View PostAnd may I offer my heartfelt wishes for a very happy birthday celebration to you, dear Brother Bathfire.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
I am sorry I slept through your birthday. Did I miss anything?5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
Happy Birthday Mr. Bathfire.
We are strangers, but nothing seals a lasting mutual companionship like lobster souffle.
No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
That's marvellous!! It looks good enough to eat. I must be careful though, my wife has just had the carpet in my prayer closet cleaned.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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