[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Policing Freehold

If you ask my opinion, I don't like the sound of this! Officer Don coming to Freehold sounds like a bad day for justice in America and constitutional rights! You've been on the force for three days and you and your fascist friends on here are talking about .45 rounds and locking up innocent kids? I don't even see why cops in America are even allowed to carry firearms. The British cops do not and the country is completely safe.

I have an alternative idea for you: Officer Don, why don't you see what you can do to stop police corruption and racism on the force? Also, has Freehold PD instituted an affirmative action program to make sure there are more African-Americans, Women, Homosexuals, Disabled Veterans, Elderly People, and Mentally Ill People? If not, you are in violation of federal law!!!!

Me and the grassroots organization MOP (Monitoring Offensive Policing) are going to "mop" up the racism and injustice on the Freehold PD! LOL, get it "mop" up? <---racist smiley. should be brown-skinned.

Anyways, MOP will actively monitor the Freehold PD for any violation of civil rights. Utilizing hidden cameras and reverse sting operations, MOP has successfully garnered enough evidence to file lawsuits against over 200 police organizations in the lower 48 states. One method that is highly effective is we recruit some African-American volunteers to stand out on a street corner and just talk to each other. Utilizing a hidden camera, we watch and record white policemen harrassing the youths even though no crime is being committed. We have also captured on tape police officers macing and striking the youths with billy clubs after asking them to leave.

Thanks to MOP's efforts, over 120 police officers (all of them white) have been fired and replaced by better and more tolerant African-American, Asian-American, and Hispanic-American officers.

Freehold Police Department is a dirty floor and we're going to clean it up with a MOP!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Policing Freehold

If you ask my opinion, I don't like the sound of this! Officer Don coming to Freehold sounds like a bad day for justice in America and constitutional rights! You've been on the force for three days and you and your fascist friends on here are talking about .45 rounds and locking up innocent kids? I don't even see why cops in America are even allowed to carry firearms. The British cops do not and the country is completely safe.

Are you blind? I offered Don a free case of BlackJacs, usde to 'hit you upside the head' with. You know what they are.

I have an alternative idea for you: Officer Don, why don't you see what you can do to stop police corruption and racism on the force? Also, has Freehold PD instituted an affirmative action program to make sure there are more African-Americans, Women, Homosexuals, Disabled Veterans, Elderly People, and Mentally Ill People? If not, you are in violation of federal law!!!!

But the Landover PD is an equal opportunity precinct. nigras, Homers, cripples, useless old stiffs and Berkly professors all share the same filthy cell. What more could you ask for!

Me and the grassroots organization MOP (Monitoring Offensive Policing) are going to "mop" up the racism and injustice on the Freehold PD! LOL, get it "mop" up? <---racist smiley. should be brown-skinned.

Anyways, MOP will actively monitor the Freehold PD for any violation of civil rights. Utilizing hidden cameras and reverse sting operations, MOP has successfully garnered enough evidence to file lawsuits against over 200 police organizations in the lower 48 states. One method that is highly effective is we recruit some African-American volunteers to stand out on a street corner and just talk to each other. Utilizing a hidden camera, we watch and record white policemen harrassing the youths even though no crime is being committed. We have also captured on tape police officers macing and striking the youths with billy clubs after asking them to leave.

Thanks to MOP's efforts, over 120 police officers (all of them white) have been fired and replaced by better and more tolerant African-American, Asian-American, and Hispanic-American officers.

What is your point?

Freehold Police Department is a dirty floor and we're going to clean it up with a MOP!!! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned.

I am sure Officer Don and the entire Landover force would love you use your nappy head to mop up the drunk tank puke. PTX, you finally made a good suggestion. We'll leave a malt beverage out at the back door for you and your team to share.
By the way, it is poor American English to say "Me and the grassroots", but I suppose it is asking (or should it be "axing") too much from a person like you to speak correctly.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Policing Freehold

If you ask my opinion...

No one here has ever asked your opinion.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

This afternoon I was perched along Seventh street when an ambulance went flying by. The radar said it was moving about 60 miles per hour. As you all know, the speed limit on Seventh street is only 25.

Safety is at the top of my priority list. I am here for the safety of Freehold. I turned on my lights and sirens and began pursuit. The arrogant ambulance driver didn't pull over until he had reached the scene of the alleged heart attack! Once he finally pulled over, I exited the cruiser and interrogated the driver. He was shocked to learn that I was actually pursuing him, even though I motioned several times for him to pull over. Apparently he thought I was just going to accompany him to the scene.

As is usual for speeders, he threw a huge fit and called me crazy when I presented him with a $360 fine for speeding and reckless driving.

These people aren't going to break the law on my watch.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Policing Freehold

This afternoon I was perched along Seventh street when an ambulance went flying by. The radar said it was moving about 60 miles per hour. As you all know, the speed limit on Seventh street is only 25.

Safety is at the top of my priority list. I am here for the safety of Freehold. I turned on my lights and sirens and began pursuit. The arrogant ambulance driver didn't pull over until he had reached the scene of the alleged heart attack! Once he finally pulled over, I exited the cruiser and interrogated the driver. He was shocked to learn that I was actually pursuing him, even though I motioned several times for him to pull over. Apparently he thought I was just going to accompany him to the scene.

As is usual for speeders, he threw a huge fit and called me crazy when I presented him with a $360 fine for speeding and reckless driving.

These people aren't going to break the law on my watch.

Was this ambulance driver one of those minority hires, to maintain "diversity?" And NOT wearing an American flag lapel button? It's scum like that who are ruining America. I bet if you'd searched the ambulance, you would have found needles, syringes and illicit drugs. You should have tasered him, cuffed his hands behind his back, and worked him over with a night stick.

Of course, I do realize that being new on the job, you want to do your best to maintain good police-community relations. However, it's equally important to show these young punks that you don't pal around with terrorists. Next time, feel free to break some heads - all the True Christians here will thank you.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

P.S. If you don't find any illicit drugs on these beaners and negroes, you can always plant some.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Saw somebody washing the windows of a local restaurant. Pulled in to the lot to question them about how come they were doing this, and see if they had any identification.

Also pulled over a car with suspiciously darkened windows. Turns out it was some kid with his girlfriend driving around wasting the gas our troops are fighting so hard to bring to us. Gave them some gospel tracts.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Policing Freehold

This afternoon I was perched along Seventh street when an ambulance went flying by. The radar said it was moving about 60 miles per hour. As you all know, the speed limit on Seventh street is only 25.

Safety is at the top of my priority list. I am here for the safety of Freehold. I turned on my lights and sirens and began pursuit. The arrogant ambulance driver didn't pull over until he had reached the scene of the alleged heart attack! Once he finally pulled over, I exited the cruiser and interrogated the driver. He was shocked to learn that I was actually pursuing him, even though I motioned several times for him to pull over. Apparently he thought I was just going to accompany him to the scene.

As is usual for speeders, he threw a huge fit and called me crazy when I presented him with a $360 fine for speeding and reckless driving.

These people aren't going to break the law on my watch.

Don, you are a model of self restraint.

I know I would of tased the SOB from now till Tuesday. All I can say is I am glad my tax dollars are well spent!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Friday, July 24, 2009

Saw a couple of topless skaters hanging around the 7/11 parking lot drinking slurpees. Pulled in to ask them what they were doing. Said they were just "chilling." As an Officer of the Law, this is not a satisfying answer. People who say they aren't doing anything wrong usually are. You just have to look hard enough.

Told them to put their shirts on and get jobs. Quoted 2nd Thessalonians 3:10, "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat."

These are the kinds of punks and thugs that I have to deal with on a day to day basis so that you can feel safe in your homes and when you're shopping.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Policing Freehold

Ofc. Richards, it sure is a privilege having you posting here. I really appreciate reading of the nitty gritty work you do in keeping Freehold safe for everyone.

I recall some years ago living in a small city in Illinois, and I was talking to an officer and I asked him what the secret was there in keeping such an orderly town. He told me the jail facility had 2 elevators, the one in the back of the building being a large and commodious freight style machine. He told me the few miscreants in town had a mortal terror of that old freight elevator and would sign a confession admitting anything before they would willingly take a ride on that elevator. He said what ever incident happened to generate such terror in that town regarding that elevator had happened long before his tenure on the towns' police force, but, whatever it was, it sure must have been terrible. He said just reminding teens in town that appeared to be thinking about starting a little trouble about that old elevator would make them turn turn tail and run home to mommy !!

I am just curious, does Freehold have any similar lore or legend making your job easier ??

[Nobar King]

Re: Policing Freehold

Attn. Ofc. Richards:

I called the DPW to ask about a right-of-way issue, but they only fix stuff and they suggested that I call the police about my matter. There is a house that is being renovated in my neighborhood and the builders are piling their debris on the sidewalk. Eventually they truck it away, but the next day there is more debris.

Everyone else who does construction either has a debris box or they pile their debris on the owner's property until it's removed. I'm starting to get annoyed at this eyesore and I'd appreciate it if you would drive by and alert the builders or the owner about the municipal code requiring streets and sidewalks to be kept clear of debris or merchandise. I'll send you the address via PM in case the owner is a member of this forum.

Thanks!

Your friend,

Nobar King

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Metatron, the Freehold PD's secret for keeping an orderly and safe town is the King James Bible 1611 and prayer right before our morning briefing session. These are the kinds of things that should make you proud to pay taxes.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Policing Freehold

There are young men driving around with what I assume to be their radios clearly audible outside their vehicle - can you sort this out please?

I have not personally heard this but friends in Long Island say it is common so it must be happening in Freehold and I would rather it were not.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Nobar, thanks for the information. I'll drive through the neighborhood and see if I can catch them. Construction workers are known to be rowdy and violent, so I'll make sure my tazer has a full charge. Keep a look out the window, you might see some action.

Ezekiel, from time to time unsaved boys will cruise the streets with their radios too loud. Not only does this disturb the decent tax-paying citizens of Freehold, but it also damages the boys' hearing which they will need when they are on the police force or military. I combat this anti-social behavior with big, fat tickets for disturbing the peace.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Policing Freehold

Many thanks, most satisfying. Call round for coffee and donuts tomorrow morning.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Policing Freehold

Officer Richards,

I'm a bit suspicious about a car in my neighborhood. I'm in Apostle's Grove, and as you know, it is the richest, most exclusive neighborhood in Freehold, and that's saying something since Freehold is pretty upper-class anyway. We at Apostle's Grove all drive high-end luxury automobiles. I'll be cruising down Revelations Road in my Mercedes Benz SL65 AMG and will pass Pastor Zeke in his customized Cadillac Escalade EXT and wave "Hi" to him.

Well, get this, not once but twice the other day I saw some late '90's model Kia Sephia rolling through. I wondered just how the heck they could get through the security gates, but as an Officer of the Law, I'm sure you know all about how reliable rent-a-cop security guards can be. I didn't get a good look at the driver, and while I couldn't confirm they were an alien ethnicity, their complexion was definitely swarthy. More swarthy than normal in Freehold, and especially Apostle's Grove.

I didn't get a good look at the license plate except it starts with PM5. Although the car shouldn't be too hard to find. Late 90's Kia Sephia, 4 doors, faded red color. Can you look into finding this person? I'm afraid there might be a home invasion robbery, or worse, a terrorist attack in our near future!

Thank you,
Rev. Jim