[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Policing Freehold

To a brother officer - remember, don't put that speed gun between your legs to rest your arms, or Big Jim and the Twins will shrivel up to an irradiated cocktail frank and a pair of raisins.

Thanks to your analogy I will never look at pigs in a blanket or speedtrap cops the same way ever again!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2010

For as long as I've been a cop, I've tried to avoid duties on Sunday. Being the Lord's day, I like to keep it aside as a time of quiet reverence and respect.

Today, unfortunately, I couldn't avoid it.

As I was parked behind a large bush watching motorists go by, I began to think about how policing on Sunday could have its advantages.

Using simple logic I could conclude that everybody who wasn't at church on Sunday is criminal scum.

That means that policing on Sunday is exponentially easier than policing on any other day because the all the innocent people are at church.

I pulled over the next car that went by.

It was a little old gray-haired lady. Shame on her! I approached using extreme caution.

When I arrived at the driver's side window, I found it hadn't been rolled down yet. I placed my hand on my service weapon instinctively.

"ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW!" I commanded in a Christian tone.

The old lady looked nearly panicked and confused. I made a pointy-downwards motion with my finger and she complied.

In a voice shaken with nervousness (and likely guilt) she inquired, "What's wrong Officer?"

"License and Registration, now." I said.

She fumbled around for what seemed like an eternity, as I was waiting with my hand perched on my gun just in case she tried any funny business.

She finally retrieved the requested documentation and I returned to my cruiser to run a background check.

I whipped out the cellphone and speed-dialed Pastor Zeke.

Let me say right now I am sorry to all my church brethren for interrupting what I'm told was a fiery sermon, but justice never sleeps.

Pastor Zeke told me he didn't recognize the name and had never seen anybody matching that description in church before.

I returned to the suspicious and highly dangerous suspect.

"Here's your stuff back." I said.

"So what are you doing driving around this morning, are you going to church?" I asked.

She informed me she was driving to her son's house to have lunch with him, his wife, and their children, and no, she doesn't go to church, nor does her family.

Oh sweet Jesus, I had rooted up a whole nest of atheists!

Hebrews 10:25 tells us that we all belong at church.

Psalms 14:1 says that unbelievers never do anything good and are idiots.

I knew that I must stop her from reaching her son's house at all costs, or they would do horrible and stupid things.

I had the old lady step out of her car so I could search it.

I told her to place her hands on the hood of my car and don't move till I say. It took her forever to shuffle over there, I was really getting annoyed.

I poked around the inside but I couldn't find anything in the old clunker. I even checked under the seats but found nothing except some old candies.

In a moment of brilliance inspired by God Almighty, I was compelled to look UNDER the car. I poked my head under the car, and saw nothing. My hand was guided to my pocket and I withdrew my pocketknife.

God told me to take the blade and stick it in her front right tire. So I did.

The tire hissed violently and the car began to sink slowly.

Quickly I returned to the old woman and told her she was free to go.

She shuffled back into her car and started rolling down the road. I followed from a distance watching intently.

Eventually the tire started coming undone and losing pieces. I turned on my lights and sirens and pulled the old woman over again.

I informed her that her tire was littering the highway and she would have to either pay a $250 fine, or pick up all the litter she had so carelessly strung about.

I knew she wouldn't be able to afford $250 dollars and she would have only one other option: Skip lunch at her atheist son's house to clean up the mess she made.

As I sat in the comfort of my cruiser watching the old hag shuffle along the highway stuffing pieces of hot rubber into a plastic bag, I knew I had saved a couple of unfortunate children of an atheist family the horrors of being molested and abused by their depraved grandmother.

Over and out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Policing Freehold

Funny story, officer Richards; When you called, I was indeed in the middle of my Sunday Sermon (Why Cockatrices Are More Dangerous Than Bedbugs). Because I had my Bluetooth on, the entire congregation heard our phone conversation.

Next time you call, watch the salty language.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2010

For as long as I've been a cop, I've tried to avoid duties on Sunday. Being the Lord's day, I like to keep it aside as a time of quiet reverence and respect.

Today, unfortunately, I couldn't avoid it.

As I was parked behind a large bush watching motorists go by, I began to think about how policing on Sunday could have its advantages.

Using simple logic I could conclude that everybody who wasn't at church on Sunday is criminal scum.

Officer, I can't help but note in your story that you were yourself not at church on Sunday.

Might it be best to hire private (say, Jewish) contractors for policing duties on Sundays?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Policing Freehold

There is no rest for wickedness--it works even on Sunday. Good job Officer. Maybe that atheist family's practice of smearing the Lord's Day by enjoying themsleves is over for a while.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Officer, I can't help but note in your story that you were yourself not at church on Sunday.

Might it be best to hire private (say, Jewish) contractors for policing duties on Sundays?

I was not at church because I was, as I mentioned and you quoted, unable to avoid duty. Not that I want to avoid duty like a sissy-draft-dodging queerio.

Also, would YOU want Jews handling guns in YOUR town?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

I was not at church because I was, as I mentioned and you quoted, unable to avoid duty. Not that I want to avoid duty like a sissy-draft-dodging queerio.

Also, would YOU want Jews handling guns in YOUR town?

They do.

In North Salem, we contract with a Jewish security firm because we will not encourage a Christian to violate the Sabbath.

I can see that there is yet another reason my Board will be glad they cancelled my congregation's trip to Freehold. I can see the headline now: "Policeman running for sheriff puts paycheck above God's Law."

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Policing Freehold

"Policeman running for sheriff puts paycheck above God's Law."

Owch!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Policing Freehold

They do.

In North Salem, we contract with a Jewish security firm because we will not encourage a Christian to violate the Sabbath.

I can see that there is yet another reason my Board will be glad they cancelled my congregation's trip to Freehold. I can see the headline now: "Policeman running for sheriff puts paycheck above God's Law."

I don't agree Revered. Terrorism is always a threat and Jews will do anything for money. Take your' contractors, they're breaking the Sabbath. Being a Jew is no excuse. If they are willing to take money to break the Sabbath they would be willing to take money to let ACORN, the UN or Al Quida into your' town. Soldiers don't stop fighting in a war just because its Sunday so neither should cops.

Men like officer Richards are the first line defenders of FREEDOM in America. As you just saw, he stopped an Atheist from abusing little children. Do you think a Jew would have done that? Sure Richards an't an anti-terrorist expert like a Security Detachment Associate but he still did the right thing. Tip of the hood him.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

They do.

In North Salem, we contract with a Jewish security firm because we will not encourage a Christian to violate the Sabbath.

You do know Deuteronomy 5:14 prohibits you from farming out work to be done on the Sabbath to servants and strangers, right?

14But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates; that thy manservant and thy maidservant may rest as well as thou.

I can see that there is yet another reason my Board will be glad they cancelled my congregation's trip to Freehold. I can see the headline now: "Policeman running for sheriff puts paycheck above God's Law."

There are certain exceptions to when one may perform "work" on the Sabbath, such as Jesus illustrated with the Ox-in-the-ditch question to Pharisees and those obsessed with attempting to trap God's followers in the Law, such as yourself.

One such exception is the work of guardsmen and soldiers, such as myself, when we are called to fight for God:

2 Chronicles 23:4-7:

4This is the thing that ye shall do; A third part of you entering on the sabbath, of the priests and of the Levites, shall be porters of the doors;

5And a third part shall be at the king's house; and a third part at the gate of the foundation: and all the people shall be in the courts of the house of the LORD.

6But let none come into the house of the LORD, save the priests, and they that minister of the Levites; they shall go in, for they are holy: but all the people shall keep the watch of the LORD.

7And the Levites shall compass the king round about, every man with his weapons in his hand; and whosoever else cometh into the house, he shall be put to death: but be ye with the king when he cometh in, and when he goeth out.



Would you say these people were only motivated by a paycheck, oh hypocrite? Would you say they didn't love God enough to do His work on ANY day of the week?

The story goes on to tell of the crushing of the house of Baal. Too bad you weren't there to tell them to wait until Sabbath was over before striking down a false god.


Mark 2:27 And he said unto them, The sabbath was made for man, and not man for the sabbath:

Mark 3:1-5

1And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there which had a withered hand. 2And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him.

3And he saith unto the man which had the withered hand, Stand forth.

4And he saith unto them, Is it lawful to do good on the sabbath days, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? But they held their peace.

5And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved for the hardness of their hearts, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thine hand. And he stretched it out: and his hand was restored whole as the other.



Would you have been there, Rev. Rodimer, watching Jesus, waiting for Him to do something you could accuse Him of? Would your "congregation" (more like pit of vipers, in Jesus' words) look on in disgust at Jesus Christ, who was "working" on the Sabbath?


I will pray God sends you understanding of His law AND His will.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

I don't agree Revered. Terrorism is always a threat and Jews will do anything for money. Take your' contractors, they're breaking the Sabbath.

They're not breaking their own Sabbath, theirs is on Saturday.

Officer, since you are not motivated to work on Sundays by your paycheck, I can only assume that you and your entire staff will be working Sundays for free.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

They're not breaking their own Sabbath, theirs is on Saturday.

So that makes it right to hire them to do something you know to be a sin? Is that like hiring somebody to kill an enemy for you, because you happen to have moral objections to murder?

Officer, since you are not motivated to work on Sundays by your paycheck, I can only assume that you and your entire staff will be working Sundays for free.

What each Officer does with his paycheck is his own business. Whether or not I donate the Sunday's pay I earn to Landover Baptist church to further God's work on Earth is my own business.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

What each Officer does with his paycheck is his own business. Whether or not I donate the Sunday's pay I earn to Landover Baptist church to further God's work on Earth is my own business.

Who said anything about donating? A donation would be tax-deductible, whereby you would profit.

I would expect you to refuse pay, and work as a volunteer on Sundays.

Don't you?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Policing Freehold

They're not breaking their own Sabbath, theirs is on Saturday.

They're Jews Rodimer, they only pretend to not believe Jesus is the Messiah and changed the Sabbath to Sunday. They are willfully breaking God's law so how can we expect them to up hold your's? Hiring a Jews to be your lawyer is one thing, but as your cop is just insane. You can mine as well invite Al Quida to throw a Jihadist day parade in your town.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Policing Freehold

They're Jews Rodimer, they only pretend to not believe Jesus is the Messiah and changed the Sabbath to Sunday. They are willfully breaking God's law so how can we expect them to up hold your's? Hiring a Jews to be your lawyer is one thing, but as your cop is just insane. You can mine as well invite Al Quida to throw a Jihadist day parade in your town.

Bobby-Joe, that is the LAST time I tell you about my town's SECRET plans to trap and dispose of the local moon-worshippers.

Why don't you just put it out on Facebook, too? MySpace, maybe?

The three fastest ways to spread a secret: Telephone, Television, Tell-Bobby-Joe!