[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Landover Baptist Church.

Q: What is the only good thing about Catholic priests.

A: They drive slow when they are in school zones.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Titus Templeton]

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A single black woman gives birth to five black children (not at the same time). All of whom are named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
Their last names.


What did the Jewish pedophile say?:
"Would you like to buy some candy?"

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Two priests are out driving one day when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priest’s vehicle and says to the driver “Sorry to pull you over fathers, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters”

The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says;


“Alright officer, we’ll do it”

[BaptistBethany]

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A Negro and a Spic are in a car. Who is driving?

Answer: A Policeman

[whovianforsatan]

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Not really funny, just saying. Haha ha . . . ha . . . not really no.

[Jim Farmer]

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Not really funny, just saying. Haha ha . . . ha . . . not really no.

We're not interested in your opinion.

[Dolores de Barriga]

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Not really funny, just saying. Haha ha . . . ha . . . not really no.

Hello there. If you don't find these jokes funny, then why are you laughing?

Or maybe "haha" means something else in your culture?

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Landover Baptist Church.

Q: Why was the husband not worried when his wife ran off with a man from India.

A: He knew she would be OK because they worship cows.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Landover Baptist Church.

Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about freedom.

A: Because freedom rings.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Cranky Old Man]

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A guys dies and goes to heaven. Let’s call him Fred. Peter meets Fred at the Pearly Gates for a tour of the digs.

Right off the bat, they come to a mansion with clocks on the wall. Some of them don’t seem to be moving at all, while others are spinning at a pretty good clip. Obviously, these are not ordinary clocks.

Fred asks Peter about the wall of clocks.

“Oh, those are our lie clocks,” explains Peter. “Whenever someone on earth tells a lie, their clock moves one degree.”

Peter points out Mother Teresa’s clock.

“Her clock never moved during most of her life on earth,” said Peter. “And there’s Billy Graham’s clock. It hardly ever moves a tick.”

Fred spotted one clock whose hands never stopped moving.

“Oh, said Peter, “that’s Bill Clinton’s clock.”

That gave Fred an idea.

“Where’s Obama’s clock?” he asked.

Peter said, “That’s in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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Mother Teresa was a Cathylick. She probably stuck a crucifix into the hands to jam her clock.

As it is a joke, I won't take it seriously.

[Jim Farmer]

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Mother Teresa was a Cathylick. She probably stuck a crucifix into the hands to jam her clock.

As it is a joke, I won't take it seriously.

Good point, Brother Jim. Those 2 lines should read

"Peter points out Pastor Ezekiel Flint's clock.

“His clock has never moved since the day he was born,” said Peter. “And there’s Billy Graham’s clock. It hardly ever moves a tick.”"

Then, of course we have the whole problem of Peter.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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I heard this one on the bus while heading to Bible study, but unfortunately I had to exit the bus before the punch line. You will have to figure it out for yourselves, but I'm thinking it had something to do with Jesus or possibly Moses. Here's how it went; What is the difference between a Barnum & Bailey circus and a Miss America beauty contest? The circus has a "cunning display of stunts", and that's all I was able to hear.