True Christians™ ONLY!

[Janine Walker]

FOR TRUE CHRISTIANS™ ONLY
(sorry, had to make sure that it was clear even though I know non True Christians™ cannot see this forum.)

I just had a great idea! I'm sure I'm not the only who dislikes all the atheists roaming around her spewing their teenage angst all over the forum. Say let's start a thread that just says "free" then inside that thread have the first post that says free and inside that will link them to a website that gives them a virus. It sounds awful at first but we need to fight fire with fire.

We could have the virus make it so their computer is more or less one giant 1611 KJV Bible. The virus would flip through the texts of the KJV1611 and they'd have to fill out a quiz as they go along. It would then keep saying "fill out next quiz for FREE" and since every atheist is stupid and loves the notion of free they'll surely be compelled to do it. After completing all the quizzes and reading the entire KJV1611 surely they will have changed their minds and they will be rewarded with "A CHANCE INTO HEAVEN" screen which shows a picture of Jesus.



Who's up for it?

Reward screen would be like this but one of Freehold's photoshop graphic designer experts would do it to make it look more rewarding.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

FOR TRUE CHRISTIANS™ ONLY
....let's start a thread that just says "free" then inside that thread have the first post that says free and inside that will link them to a website that gives them a virus...We could have the virus make it so their computer is more or less one giant 1611 KJV Bible.

True Christian(tm) reporting, here.

You are a true, holy crusader, Sister Janine. Almost like Joan of Arc in her day. (Which, let me stress, was before mine.)

You give me hope for your generation

I definitely think this idea has possibilities. Let's see what the Pastors and Male Elders think.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

I think the idea has merit. However, we should not call this a "virus" because that implies malicious intent. It is actually very beneficial since it is an attempt to save people from going to Hell. Perhaps give it a more friendly sounding name? Something like "Multipurpose Atheist-Lover Warning And Redemption Executable." As for users not knowing about it getting installed on their computers, aren't the best gifts the ones you don't take credit for?

I think one of the barriers to having one of us come up with this in that we all use the JesOS operating system on our computers. That means we can't test the software gift on our own computers since we would want the executable to work on the OS most popular with atheists: Mac OS.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

I think one of the barriers to having one of us come up with this in that we all use the JesOS operating system on our computers. That means we can't test the software gift on our own computers since we would want the executable to work on the OS most popular with atheists: Mac OS.

We can always find a homosexual and test it on his or her Mac OS. Hang around a military recruiting station. I'm sure you'll find lots of openly homosexual men and women looking for work.

[Dillon]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

As a software engineer I would be happy to make a mockup version of this in the following days, but sadly I have never developed for the Mac OS as I am not of the homosexual descent.

If a Windows version is needed, let me know.

Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

P.S. Janine, I think something is wrong with your thread as I can see this and am not yet a True Christian™ (Perhaps your settings extended it to "Forum Members"?). My apologies for barging in unwelcome but this happens to be my area of expertise

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

We can always find a homosexual and test it on his or her Mac OS. Hang around a military recruiting station. I'm sure you'll find lots of openly homosexual men and women looking for work.

Mr. Jenkins, I'm thinking of travelling to Colorado in the near future and gooogled Denver and..

and.. (please don't click.. but.. is it true??)

I can't stop vomiting
________________________________

EDIT: it is too awful — but there it is — can somebody delete this post?
-> but then, no: I need to know about Denver Colorado and nahfrf COPY & click to defibrillate

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

Great idea! It will probably trick a lot of cheapskate jews too!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

Great idea! It will probably trick a lot of cheapskate jews too!

Good point! Perhaps Multipurpose Atheist-Lover Warning And Redemption Executable....maybe we should just call it "M.A.L.W.A.R.E." for short?...would be useful on Linux. Nothing shouts cheapskate like jewing Microsoft out of their money with open source.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

Mr. Jenkins, I'm thinking of travelling to Colorado in the near future and gooogled Denver and..

and.. (please don't click.. but.. is it true??)

I can't stop vomiting

________________________________

EDIT: it is too awful — but there it is — can somebody delete this post?
-> but then, no: I need to know about Denver Colorado and nahfrf COPY & click to defibrillate

Well, my husband tells me that Denver is nowhere near as bad as Boulder, but that it is in fact true that the homosexuals involved in the Gay Apple Conspiracy do not extend their buggery only to members of the same sex, but to quadrupeds as well.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

Well, my husband tells me that Denver is nowhere near as bad as Boulder, but that it is in fact true that the homosexuals involved in the Gay Apple Conspiracy do not extend their buggery only to members of the same sex, but to quadrupeds as well.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

Mr. Jenkins could you please thank your wife for the information, I will be particularly careful. Or not go there.

Regards,
ML

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

Mr. Jenkins could you please thank your wife for the information, I will be particularly careful. Or not go there.

Regards,
ML

She is just so helpful, isn't she.

[Janine Walker]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

As a software engineer I would be happy to make a mockup version of this in the following days, but sadly I have never developed for the Mac OS as I am not of the homosexual descent.

If a Windows version is needed, let me know.

Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

P.S. Janine, I think something is wrong with your thread as I can see this and am not yet a True Christian™ (Perhaps your settings extended it to "Forum Members"?). My apologies for barging in unwelcome but this happens to be my area of expertise

Oh my gosh! How did you get in here?!!?!? Are you a hacker?!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

As a software engineer I would be happy to make a mockup version of this in the following days, but sadly I have never developed for the Mac OS as I am not of the homosexual descent.

If a Windows version is needed, let me know.

Yours in Christ,
-Dillon Marigold

I doubt you will be familiar with JesOS 7

[Lady Delacroix]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

Oh my gosh! How did you get in here?!!?!? Are you a hacker?!

I'm not sure what kind of "security system" you have, but I was able to simply click on the thread and I could see it.
Perhaps you should re-check the thread settings.

[Janine Walker]

Re: True Christians™ ONLY!

I'm not sure what kind of "security system" you have, but I was able to simply click on the thread and I could see it.
Perhaps you should re-check the thread settings.

WOW, UNSAVED TRASH IN HERE TOO? DO WE HAVE NO RIGHTS AS TRUE CHRISTIANS™?

I WILL PRAY FOR THIS FORUM, JANINE WALKER.