Satan's Sea: The Lake Titicaca

[Titus Templeton]

Atheists all over the world claim that the Lake Titicaca is located in one of the many negro states somewhere in the deserts of africa.

It sounds innocent enough, a boring little Lake Christians don't have to bother about.
But Satan is hiding behind the most insignificant things!


First of all, it is just natural that TrueChristians™ are offended by the name of this so called "Lake".
It has the words "tit" and "caca" in its name.

-The word tit is a slang word for the female breasts.

The slang word tit derrives from the word teat, which is correctly pronounced either as tĭt (tit) or tēt (teet).

A teat is the small, exterior part of the body from which milk is discharged. For humans, the teats are the nipples on a woman's breasts; for cows, teats are the finger-shaped protrusions on the udder.

The slang word tit does not correlate directly to teat, since the term tit refers to the entire breast, not just the nipple."

So the word "titi" can cause sexual thoughts in the head of all but the strongest Christian men.
(Exept all TrueChristians™ because we are so close to the LORD PRAISE HIM!! ) Inducing lust is a great way to go to hell!


-The word caca is a slang word for fecal.

a term meaning fecal matter used by hispanics to deter their kids from touching something.

Many homosexuals are obessed with fecals.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Beside the horrible name there are more things we should look at. There is no further evidence that this Lake really exists! There is not one single TrueChristian™ who has ever seen this Lake. But only unsaved scum is reporting that they have seen that Lake with their own eyes...

Furthermore those people reported that the Lake has a red(!) shining in the evening and red fishes(!) are swimming in it....

The evidence is overwhelming:

The Lake Titicaca is Satan's Place of Birth!


Isaiah 14:12-14
12How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
13For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
14I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.

The Bible tells us that satan was cast down from heaven. His impact on earth has created a huge crater, the Lake Titicaca.

Luke 10:18
18And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.

[Redeemed Papist]

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At first I thought you misled, brother, and to be jumping at shadows.

However, your skilful use of scripture compels me to thank you for pointing this further evidence of Satan's corruption out. Truly we must be ever-alert and aid each other ceaselessly in rooting out such diabolical locations.

[Abraham Kingsley]

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Brother Titus, your research is very encouraging and I thank you for it.

I've always taught my children that anything NOT in God's Holy United States of America is evil, satanic, and promotes devil worship. This is further evidence that your research is very accurate and Godly.

This is also the reason why we only buy products made in the USA and never promote other countries, especially the negro ones.

[MoparManiac]

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Not saying what you believe is wrong, but I just wanted to make one correction. The lake is in South America between Peru and Bolivia, not Africa. Just a friendly correction

[Abraham Kingsley]

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Not saying what you believe is wrong, but I just wanted to make one correction. The lake is in South America between Peru and Bolivia, not Africa. Just a friendly correction

Did you attend public school? Were you taught geography by liberal feminazi teachers?

If not, you would know that there is only one America, and that is God's Holy United States of America. The only "south america" is Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi.

When communism took rise in our world, the satanic liberal government of the 60s needed a way to promote the socialist agenda, and long story short we now have more people buying products made in "peru" and "chile" and "Venezuela." The money you spend on these products, thinking it will help some poor mexican family, is actually used to purchase nuclear weapons in north korea and Russia. You're paying our enemies to bomb us!

It's people like you who are harming America's economy. Instead of supporting God, you're falling for Satan's lies. He has blinded you and you can't see the truth. Turn from your wicked ways and seek the mercy of God. Repent of your sin of blasphemy and maybe the LORD will see fit to save your soul.

God bless America.

[MoparManiac]

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Did you attend public school? Were you taught geography by liberal feminazi teachers?

If not, you would know that there is only one America, and that is God's Holy United States of America. The only "south america" is Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi.

When communism took rise in our world, the satanic liberal government of the 60s needed a way to promote the socialist agenda, and long story short we now have more people buying products made in "peru" and "chile" and "Venezuela." The money you spend on these products, thinking it will help some poor mexican family, is actually used to purchase nuclear weapons in north korea and Russia. You're paying our enemies to bomb us!

It's people like you who are harming America's economy. Instead of supporting God, you're falling for Satan's lies. He has blinded you and you can't see the truth. Turn from your wicked ways and seek the mercy of God. Repent of your sin of blasphemy and maybe the LORD will see fit to save your soul.

God bless America.

I was only stating the geographical location of the lake. I was trying to make someone's argument be more credible. If i wanted to attack anyone I would use his logic and say he was controlled by the devil because he has "Tit" in his name, but no, all I did was try to help someone in what they said. No matter what you call the continent, the lake is still between Peru and Bolivia. It doesn't matter what you think of the lake, the countries, the world, or me; the lake is there. Don't say I have wicked ways or that I'm harming the economy; all I did was make a small neutral correction that did not change the meaning of his post at all

[Abraham Kingsley]

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I am a liberal commie and I hate America.

I'll keep you in my prayers, son.

[MoparManiac]

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I'll keep you in my prayers, son.

While I thank you for your prayers I think you have completely misunderstood me. Maybe we have gotten off on the wrong foot, and I am sorry for that. I am very much republican and American. All I ask is that you take my post for what it was meant to be: a friendly gesture

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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While I thank you for your prayers I think you have completely misunderstood me. Maybe we have gotten off on the wrong foot, and I am sorry for that. I am very much republican and American. All I ask is that you take my post for what it was meant to be: a friendly gesture

Perhaps you are a Republican and an American. But you are not yet a True Christian(tm). You may in time grow to be a True Christian(tm) with the guidance of the Landover Baptist Church Pastors, but it will not be by pretending to know more than the Godly men and women of LBC. It is important that you humble yourself to the truth, in order that you may receive it.

I was raised Baptist myself, in the woodlands of southern Georgia, God Bless the South. But I was not a True Christian(tm); I only thought I was! I cherry picked the Bible and only adhered to those parts that could be construed as somehow reasonable. I denied the obvious: that God really means what He says, and expects me to obey all of it. It was not until I discovered the Landover Baptist Church Forums, that I was truly Saved(tm), and eventually came to live in the Godly community of Freehold, Iowa, the homestead of the Lord Himself!

[Redeemed Papist]

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I was only stating the geographical location of the lake. I was trying to make someone's argument be more credible. If i wanted to attack anyone I would use his logic and say he was controlled by the devil because he has "Tit" in his name, but no, all I did was try to help someone in what they said. No matter what you call the continent, the lake is still between Peru and Bolivia. It doesn't matter what you think of the lake, the countries, the world, or me; the lake is there. Don't say I have wicked ways or that I'm harming the economy; all I did was make a small neutral correction that did not change the meaning of his post at all

Why have you not introduced yourself? No wonder you are embarrassing yourself with your OWN OPINION.

Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

I suggest you find some wisdom in God's words, Unsaved Trash!

[MoparManiac]

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Perhaps you are a Republican and an American. But you are not yet a True Christian™. You may in time grow to be a True Christian™ with the guidance of the Landover Baptist Church Pastors, but it will not be by pretending to know more than the Godly men and women of LBC. It is important that you humble yourself to the truth, in order that you may receive it.

I was raised Baptist myself, in the woodlands of southern Georgia, God Bless the South. But I was not a True Christian™; I only thought I was! I cherry picked the Bible and only adhered to those parts that could be construed as somehow reasonable. I denied the obvious: that God really means what He says, and expects me to obey all of it. It was not until I discovered the Landover Baptist Church Forums, that I was truly Saved™, and eventually came to live in the Godly community of Freehold, Iowa, the homestead of the Lord Himself!

Well thank you for being kind

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Well thank you for being kind

I have always said that it is easier to save a bee from eternal damnation with honey. I am really the nicest of people once you get to know me. Some people are just addicted to sin, and so they fear me because they know I am armed with the sword and shield of righteousness, and they have only the twig of Satan.

Tell me about your relationship with Jesus. He is Lord, you know. Why aren't you singing His Praises?

[Abraham Kingsley]

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I am very much republican and American.

Let's take a look at some rather infamous men who also labeled themselves as "Republican and American," shall we?

Gov. Mitt Romney (Mass.)
Has said, “I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country.” Supports civil unions and stringent gun laws. After visiting Houston, he criticized the city’s aesthetics, saying, “This is what happens when you don’t have zoning.”

Rep. Jim Leach (Iowa)
One of only six House Republicans to vote against the Iraq War resolution in 2002, he was also the only Republican to vote against President Bush’s 2003 tax cuts. His support for environmental causes and abortion rights has won him liberal fans.

Sen. Susan Collins (Maine)
Voted with liberals on the 1999 tax cut, campaign finance reform and the partial-birth abortion ban. Also advocated “pay-as-you-go” tax cuts with spending increases in 2004, leading to a budget never agreed upon between the House and Senate. She is also a woman.

Rep. Christopher Shays (Conn.)
He led the House fight for McCain-Feingold campaign finance “reform.” He’s also prone to back environmental causes, gun control and abortion rights.

Sen. Olympia Snowe (Maine)
A self-described “centrist,” Snowe scored a 100% pro-choice voting record as scored by NARAL and consistently votes with Democrats on social issues. She, too, is a woman.

Are you sure you'd like to associate yourself with these people, son? You can't just slap on a "Kiss Me I'm Republican" sticker on your forehead and prance around town like a sissy boy. You have to prove with your deeds that you not only love America, but that you also love God. (Matthew 7:16)

Loving America and God means you hate everything America and God hate. That means you have to hate things like sand niggers, abortion, anal sex, gun control, an outspoken woman, poverty, governmental control on everything, Satan, foreigners, foreign investors, foreign products, foreign currency, etc. Do you hate all of those things? If not, you are a liar (just like the people I listed above) when you say that you are Republican. Liars go to hell. (Revelation 21:8)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Why aren't you singing His Praises?

@ Mopar: Jesus and I are waiting... sing, boy!

[Titus Templeton]

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If i wanted to attack anyone I would use his logic and say he was controlled by the devil because he has "Tit" in his name, but no, all I did was try to help someone in what they said.

Titus was a great man in the Bible and i am more then proud to have that name. Do you have read the Bible? I demand an Apology!