[Brother Temperance]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Don't ever underestimate someone. You never know what they can accomplish.

I imagine it'd be quite difficult to underestimate someone like you.

[tommy]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

474 goths.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

No whoring involved? Don't lie to us and Jesus. Your profile says you are a whore.


Just like you teenagers to think you know everything. You're just a stupid teenager, you don't know more than the learned Brothers of Landover.

First of all, I didn't even make my profile. Some moderator screwed it up with false information and that ugly girl in my avatar. Second, I don't think it's wise to underestimate someone. True, you may be smart, but who says that you're wise? Plus, everyone starts out young, sometimes stupid.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

First of all, I didn't even make my profile. Some moderator screwed it up with false information and that ugly girl in my avatar. Second, I don't think it's wise to underestimate someone. True, you may be smart, but who says that you're wise? Plus, everyone starts out young, sometimes stupid.

I am wise because I have been elected to the Council of Twelve wise Men. In fact, I am the chairman. Other that that, this is the most intelligent post you have ever made. I may give you permission to change your profile and avatar if you continue to be good. On the other hand, it probably isn't you at all. It is probably a counselor at JV.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I don't think it's wise to underestimate someone.

First, I think you meant misunderestimate, as our Lordly American Leader GW Bush is fond of saying. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...sunderestimate

Second, I doubt it'd be possible to misunderestimate you.

Third, I agree it would not be wise to misunderestimate your love of Satan.

[hellion]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

First, I think you meant misunderestimate, as our Lordly American Leader GW Bush is fond of saying. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...sunderestimate

Second, I doubt it'd be possible to misunderestimate you.

Third, I agree it would not be wise to misunderestimate your love of Satan.

Misunderestimate isn't a word.

You always throw insults at us when you have nothing valuable to say. Can't you come up with something to conteract my statement?

Never underestimate anyone. You never know what they can accomplish. And never look down on someone, unless you're helping them up.

All you do is discriminate people. You think you're everyone's enemy just because they're different. Can you honestly live happily with all this hate built up in you? Or will your bigotry ruin you, leading to nothing but abhorrence for the world around you.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

And never look down on someone, unless you're helping them up.

We are TRYING to help you up! You and the man you are living in sin with!

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

We are TRYING to help you up! You and the man you are living in sin with!

And we are trying to help YOU. To teach you not to hate and discriminate.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

All you do is discriminate people. You think you're everyone's enemy just because they're different. Can you honestly live happily with all this hate built up in you? Or will your bigotry ruin you, leading to nothing but abhorrence for the world around you.

Wrong friend!

We only discriminate against those don't live as God commands! We TRUE Christians™ hate no one and love even the sinners we persecute. It is love that drives us; love for God. Do you think I would go threw the effort in the middle of the night of dragging a sinner behind my truck and then poor vinegar in their wounds to help them to repent if I didn’t love them? That takes love friend.

I am so sad for you that you do not know what love is.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Wrong friend!

We only discriminate against those don't live as God commands! We TRUE Christians™ hate no one and love even the sinners we persecute. It is love that drives us; love for God. Do you think I would go threw the effort in the middle of the night of dragging a sinner behind my truck and then poor vinegar in their wounds to help them to repent if I didn’t love them? That takes love friend.

I am so sad for you that you do not know what love is.

Love=hate. To hate someone, you must love what you are fighting for. I can see you understand that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Love=hate. To hate someone, you must love what you are fighting for. I can see you understand that.

Friend,

I only hate Satan. I even love sinners, even though they are worthless, excrement sacks of walking garbage who richly deserve an eternity of torment for the crime of existing. This is because I love God, and therefore must love man because man is created in God's image.

When I persecute sinners it is because I love them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Friend,

I only hate Satan. I even love sinners, even though they are worthless, excrement sacks of walking garbage who richly deserve an eternity of torment for the crime of existing. This is because I love God, and therefore must love man because man is created in God's image.

When I persecute sinners it is because I love them.

Praise Jesus!! Why can't the unsaved scum of the world understand our pure love?

Thank you Brother BJ, for your unflagging efforts of God's behalf.

[tommy]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

12 Goths, I know, I had a bad day.

[OnYourKnees]

How did you bag your Goths?

12 Goths, I know, I had a bad day.

HOW did you bag these Goths?

Did you run them over with your car? Better yet, with one of THEIR cars?

Did you shoot them?

Did you convince them that there was a poetry-reading in the lion's den at the local zoo? And did you collect their "poetry" that we may publish it and use it to attract more Goths to poetry-readings in lion dens?

Did you wait near an open grave (Goths love cemeteries, where they can fantasize about being dead) and push them in, then bury them alive?

Did you sponsor a "(g)Rave" in a ruined METHodist or Cat-Lick "church" and collapse it upon them? with an American-made John Deere tractor?

Details, we want details!

[tommy]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

HOW did you bag these Goths?

Did you run them over with your car? Better yet, with one of THEIR cars?

Did you shoot them?

Did you convince them that there was a poetry-reading in the lion's den at the local zoo? And did you collect their "poetry" that we may publish it and use it to attract more Goths to poetry-readings in lion dens?

Did you wait near an open grave (Goths love cemeteries, where they can fantasize about being dead) and push them in, then bury them alive?

Did you sponsor a "(g)Rave" in a ruined METHodist or Cat-Lick "church" and collapse it upon them? with an American-made John Deere tractor?

Details, we want details!

Well, I can't tell you the details cause I might get prosecuted, but I can give you a hint: group hug!