[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

After all, heaven is not only for you and me, it is for all.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

And you propose to save them by making them unafraid of corn?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Why are we wasting time on corn whilst we should be harvesting out on the fields?

And yet here you are...

[ange_sa]

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Dear, your translation software needs a tune up.

"we're here to praise Jesus" does not translate to "accept Jesus"

I don't care if you accept Jesus or not. I don't care if you think you've accepted Jesus but really what you've accepted is the imaginary friend you have living between your ears really likes you and gives you a thumbs up to all your brain-child thoughts. We're here to praise Jesus' Holy Name and when I come to this forum I don't expect some noob to tell me to just suck on a corn cob, it'll be gooood.

Thank you for enlightening me. I really had no idea.



You call me selfish again and I'll report you to the pastors.

Calm down and read properly!
1) I never said you should suck on a corn cob. I said occupy your mind with God and you will not think about these things which are NOT godly!

If you enjoy it, go ahead. you said it not me. If you do, just make sure there is enough butter on it, simply tastes better that way.

2) Proper English yes! The sentence start with "WE" I didn't say "YOU". It means us, us Christians are keeping ourselves busy with senseless arguments.

We are selfish, period!. We should be spending this time rather on taking the Gospel to unsaved people out there, even the Zigaboos (Some term mentioned elsewhere on this forum) from Africa!

3) As for the translation software, "Accept Jesus as my savior" sounds like the only path to salvation as described in the good book KJV. Yes!!!! 'Praise the Lord, Through His Grace I am saved through the blood of Jesus. Doesn't matter if I eat corn or not, does it?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Calm down and read properly!

I don't have the pleasure of seeing your introduction thread. If you had posted one, you would have been reminded to keep a civil tongue here.

Your obsession with sucking on corn is a distraction to those who come here to talk about God's Love, it frightens those who are looking to hope of salvation but ignorant about how to come by it, and your perverted obsessions will not be celebrated here.

[Faith_Machine]

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...us Christians are keeping ourselves busy with senseless arguments.

Yes, you are.

Doesn't matter if I eat corn or not, does it?

By your logic, I suppose it also doesn't matter if you go around performing oral sex on men in truck stops.

[ange_sa]

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So not free (unless you're also going to rewrite the dictionary as you're trying to do with the Bible).

The forbidden fruit was there because God put it there. Eve ate it because it was God's Will that she eat it. Are you now going to claim that there were things that God does not control?

He may not have blinded you, but the Bible clearly states that there are those whom He has blinded.

Sins of which they were unknowing before they ate the fruit (which was there because God put it there and made Eve eat it etc.). If God loved them, why would He make them fall?

Uh huh. So merciful that He's going to make most of us suffer eternal torment because He can't write a piffling clear book.

What about anyone who has never heard of Jesus? Damned. Anyone not old enough to understand? Damned. Anyone too feeble-minded (the way He made them)? Damned.

Who, as one of His first acts upon His return, is going to kill 1/3 of humanity. Not much of a loss, frankly, as they'll soon be resurrected to be thrown into a lake of fire, but still, not really expected behavior from a "loving, just and merciful" God. But hey what do I know, He blinded me.

How do you know that? Did God ever let anyone try?

Didymus Much, it is 03H00 in the morning here. Thank you for a the conversation. I will answer you on the above later today.

Just one point though, yes God did provide the tree. I never read any where that it was God's will that Eve ate from it. She was mislead and DECIDED to eat from it. Sounds to me that she chose to eat!

As for babies and people who never heard about God.... will talk later. Have a long day tomorrow.


Thanks to all

Good night from SA

[ange_sa]

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Yes, you are.

By your logic, I suppose it also doesn't matter if you go around performing oral sex on men in truck stops.

haha you are funny!

No my darling. God created Man (Adam) and then Eve as a woman for Adam. I have my wife and not even you are welcome near me, let alone truck stops. Could we perhaps continue with a civil conversation tomorrow.... sorry later today, without ugly comments?

Have a good night

[Redeemed Papist]

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haha you are funny!

No my darling. God created Man (Adam) and then Eve as a woman for Adam. I have my wife and not even you are welcome near me, let alone truck stops. Could we perhaps continue with a civil conversation tomorrow.... sorry later today, without ugly comments?

Have a good night

My darling?

My wife?

You're either a queer attempting to get Faith Machine to have anal sex with you or a lesbian.

Either way this sheds a whole new dimension to why you are interested in corn.

[ange_sa]

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I don't have the pleasure of seeing your introduction thread. If you had posted one, you would have been reminded to keep a civil tongue here.

Your obsession with sucking on corn is a distraction to those who come here to talk about God's Love, it frightens those who are looking to hope of salvation but ignorant about how to come by it, and your perverted obsessions will not be celebrated here.

Dear,

What is this thread about again? Can you please tell me?
Think i saw something like
"Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!"
didn't see it was actually about the love of God, although I posted about the love of God.

Will tomorrow, .... later today, stick to the subject instead. My apologies if i wondered away from the subject. But for now.... I am off to bed.

Have a wonderful night

From SA

Ange

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Either way this sheds a whole new dimension to why you are interested in corn.

I've never seen such a vigorous defense of sucking on corn. I feel like I need to take a shower after reading this thread.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I've never seen such a vigorous defense of sucking on corn. I feel like I need to take a shower after reading this thread.

I'm sure if you tell your husband all about it he will know what you should be thinking. You'll soon be able to concentrate on doing the dishes again.

[ange_sa]

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My darling?

My wife?

You're either a queer attempting to get Faith Machine to have anal sex with you or a lesbian.

Either way this sheds a whole new dimension to why you are interested in corn.

haha what is your real name Rapist?

I took for granted Faith Machine is a woman. If it is not my apologies. Anyhow I am who I am. Straight male as you can get and proud of it. Praise the Lord!! Amen!!

BTW please refrain from attacking me, it is very ungodly!. I don't see the love of Christ in you. It scares me. Ever read the good book KJV.... "turn the other cheek?" Please provide me with your addy, I will ship you one.

Have a good night friend.

I am off to bed now

[Redeemed Papist]

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Faith Machine clearly knows his own mind and cannot therefore be a woman. Please don't tell me you are another prejudiced fool who thinks a man cannot have a rainbow in his avatar without being either a friend of Dorothy or a woman. How bigoted!

[ange_sa]

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Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

And you propose to save them by making them unafraid of corn?

Nope,

Corn will not save them. God will save them through His grace only, will they be washed clean through the blood of Jesus. Praise the Lord Amen!!!

However I will eat corn, from the cob or not, I will eat pork and every meat and fruit God gave us so that I have enough energy to continue winning souls for Him. Amen!

Have a good night friend

[Redeemed Papist]

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Nope,

Corn will not save them. God will save them through His grace only, will they be washed clean through the blood of Jesus. Praise the Lord Amen!!!

However I will eat corn, from the cob or not, I will eat pork and every meat and fruit God gave us so that I have enough energy to continue winning souls for Him. Amen!

Have a good night friend

You have now said good night several times.

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Are you sure you aren't a woman?