[ange_sa]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Faith Machine clearly knows his own mind and cannot therefore be a woman. Please don't tell me you are another prejudiced fool who thinks a man cannot have a rainbow in his avatar without being either a friend of Dorothy or a woman. How bigoted!

Already said good night to you

But I must answer you first.

Please get a good rest, learn your own mind like Faith Machine.Tomorrow when we talk again if it is God's will, then please say something constructive as expected from a godly man. Remember us Christians are suppose to love, people must feel welcome with us. Unsaved should see the love of God within us.

[ange_sa]

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You have now said good night several times.

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Are you sure you aren't a woman?

haha yes I have,

The problem is you amuse me. Just cannot get away, laughing too much. You are absolutely funny. Are you always like this or is it just your dry sense of humor, and I don't mean it in a bad way. Think you are a good chap.

Keep up the good work, Pastor

and now i am really off!!!!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Already said good night to you

But I must answer you first.

Please get a good rest, learn your own mind like Faith Machine.Tomorrow when we talk again if it is God's will, then please say something constructive as expected from a godly man. Remember us Christians are suppose to love, people must feel welcome with us. Unsaved should see the love of God within us.

Christians are supposed to rebuke the ungodly.

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

Titus 1:13This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;

Titus 2:15 These things speak, and exhort, and rebuke with all authority. Let no man despise thee.

At the moment all you seem to be sound in is the noise made when you flap your gums. And you do not know your place at all.

And unbelievers

2 John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

and people preaching smooth things are not welcome.

Isaiah 30:10 Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

Romans 16:18 For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

[Faith_Machine]

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Please provide me with your addy, I will ship you one.

Beware, Redeemed Papist! If you give this guy your address, he'll probably show up on your front door wearing nothing but hot butter and a lascivious grin!

[James Hutchins]

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I agree with you 100%. Not everyone who shouts Lord, lord,... will be saved. But if you repent and really accept God and Jesus as your savior you will be saved, provided you leave your old world behind and follow Him with your acts AND mind. Which brings me back to the initial point, you won't think about sexual acts if you are a true Christian and sees someone eating a corn on the cob, or reading about your golden breasts, in your special marinade, (elsewhere). Your mind should then be filled with God and his will. There simply cannot be place for this rubbish, else you are not saved!

As I said earlier, hell wont be empty. Man was given the the freedom to choose.

God and God only knows if I am saved or not. We can just follow the scripture, accepting Jesus is one thing. A complete new life 180deg from where we were (The narrow path to heaven, including a clean mind) is another thing. This is where we need the help of God to guide and lead us when we struggle or fall. That, we will only receive through prayer. We know not because we don't pray!

You are 1000's of km's away brother, but I love you in the name of Jesus. Thanks for a positive response.

You see Angie, it is not me that thinks about 'it', it is the UnSaved(r). Those are whom we need to Save. They are the ones abusing the cob.
Mrs. Hutchins and I only are in the same space once every ten months, a perforated sheet speratingus on a Friday night in the dark. I do what God commands and my wife returns to her room off of the kitchen (after getting me a snack of course).

[Love is the Answer]

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Any normal god fearing person will understand that eating corn on the cob is a form of sustenance and is just food. The same argument could be used against corn dogs, Popsicle sticks, hotdogs, cucumbers, and so many other types of foods that this entire forum is borderline ridiculous. And honestly this is sad because picture from the internet can prove anything you want it to because there are billions of them floating across the world wide web. I suggest you really ask God what it is you are saying and realize that corn is something GOD created on this planet to feed us. Now you are telling us it is bad for us to eat CORN one of GOD's creations for us without using a FORK and KNIFE?! Where is your decency where is you modesty where is your faith in GOD you supposed GOD fearing men? Also labeling every person who doesn't agree with you a heathen is probably a one way ticket to hell.

Judging Others

Mathew 7


1 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

[Bible Thumping Billy]

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Any normal god fearing person will understand that eating corn on the cob is a form of sustenance and is just food. The same argument could be used against corn dogs, Popsicle sticks, hotdogs, cucumbers, and so many other types of foods that this entire forum is borderline ridiculous. And honestly this is sad because picture from the internet can prove anything you want it to because there are billions of them floating across the world wide web. I suggest you really ask God what it is you are saying and realize that corn is something GOD created on this planet to feed us. Now you are telling us it is bad for us to eat CORN one of GOD's creations for us without using a FORK and KNIFE?! Where is your decency where is you modesty where is your faith in GOD you supposed GOD fearing men? Also labeling every person who doesn't agree with you a heathen is probably a one way ticket to hell.

Judging Others

Mathew 7


1 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Sorry, did we miss your introductory thread? Please make one so we may properly introduce you.

Young lady, I must say love really isn't the answer, living and breathing what the Bible teaches is the answer:

James 1:22 Live by God's truth! You can find it in the King James Version 1611. "Love" is far to ambiguous of a word to use when referring to what we "need." Because we don't love fags, tards etc just as our God doesn't.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Sorry, did we miss your introductory thread? Please make one so we may properly introduce you.

Young lady, I must say love really isn't the answer, living and breathing what the Bible teaches is the answer:

James 1:22 Live by God's truth! You can find it in the King James Version 1611. "Love" is far to ambiguous of a word to use when referring to what we "need." Because we don't love fags, tards etc just as our God doesn't.

Indeed, Mr. Billy. If love were the answer then the 60's would have been the end of poverty, war, and lesbian-warrior -cults. Instead we got venereal disease and the inability to tell a man from a woman in the streets of San Francisco.

[ange_sa]

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You see Angie, it is not me that thinks about 'it', it is the UnSaved®. Those are whom we need to Save. They are the ones abusing the cob.

I agree with you 100%. That is the point I am trying to make. Why is everyone reading something else in it? Am I not allowed to also contribute positively to a thread.

Anyhow enough said. I am glad someone understands what i am saying.

Have a wonderful day!

[ange_sa]

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Good morning Sir,

Christians are supposed to rebuke the ungodly.

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

Titus 1:13This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;

Titus 2:15 These things speak, and exhort, and rebuke with all authority. Let no man despise thee.

2 John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

and people preaching smooth things are not welcome.

Isaiah 30:10 Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

Romans 16:18 For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

You are correct with the versus quoted from the Bible. We should be against the anti christ! We should however also read and understand the love of God. After all it is through His love for us that we are saved through the blood of Jesus.

And then Jesus told us the following:
Luke 10:2
Therefore said he unto them, The harvest truly is great, but the labourers are few: pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he would send forth labourers into his harvest.
1 John 4:7-11
7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.
8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.
9 In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.
10 Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.
11 Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another.
And unbelievers

I love God and pray that all will one day experience His love for us and start living it!

May you today experience the love of God in all you do!

[Faith_Machine]

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Good morning Sir,



You are correct with the versus quoted from the Bible.

You keep typing "versus." That word does not mean what you think it means.

[ditzygurl83]

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Good morning and God Bless. I'm amazed so many are here it seems in defense of eating corn on the cob. Nobody is saying you can't enjoy corn, just take it off the cob first, that way no wicked thoughts of sticking the cob in your mouth and sucking off all the corn and juices will get in your head. I believe it's that simple and that is all the Faith and Redeemed are saying. I apologize to the both of them if I have offended them by saying what I think they are saying. I realize I am merely a woman and should not attempt to say what I think someone is trying to infer.
My apologies to you both. God Bless.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Good morning and God Bless. I'm amazed so many are here it seems in defense of eating corn on the cob. Nobody is saying you can't enjoy corn, just take it off the cob first, that way no wicked thoughts of sticking the cob in your mouth and sucking off all the corn and juices will get in your head. I believe it's that simple and that is all the Faith and Redeemed are saying. I apologize to the both of them if I have offended them by saying what I think they are saying. I realize I am merely a woman and should not attempt to say what I think someone is trying to infer.
My apologies to you both. God Bless.

When even a witless woman get the idea faster than some Biblical cherry picker from Africa you know you're preaching it right.

[ditzygurl83]

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My eternal thanks for your kind words Redeemed. I have been so thankful to meet both you and Faith Machine on these boards. You are both such great stewards in the ways of the Lord and thank you for being so kind to this witless woman. You will get no argument from me. You both have a special place close to to my heart now, behind my bosom. Where God says I should keep the thoughts of you.
Glory and PRAISE to the both of you.

[Faith_Machine]

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Thank you, Ditzy!

I must confess, though, that all this bosom talk has got me a bit... distracted. Time for another one of my fully clothed, ice-cold baths!