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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1141
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Cross-dressing, Christ-killing actor Tony Curtis has just landed a part as Satan's party ewe.

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    Sick-ular "news" source:

    Coroner: Actor Tony Curtis dies at Las Vegas home

    LAS VEGAS (AP) - Tony Curtis, the Bronx tailor's son who became a 1950s movie heartthrob and then a respected actor with such films as "Sweet Smell of Success," "The Defiant Ones" and "Some Like It Hot," has died. He was 85.

    * * *

    In 1958, "The Defiant Ones" brought him an Academy Award nomination as best actor for his portrayal of a white racist escaped convict handcuffed to a black escapee, Sidney Poitier. The following year, he donned women's clothing and sparred with Marilyn Monroe in one of the most acclaimed film comedies ever, Billy Wilder's "Some Like It Hot."
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 492

      #1142
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Praise the LORD that Tony Curtis is finally in HELL where he belong.
      Now he can scream in pain together with Bonnie & Clyde director Arthur Penn who died tuesday in his Manhattan home:



      Film, stage and television director Arthur Penn, whose 1967 movie "Bonnie and Clyde" revolutionized the depiction of sex and violence on screen, has died at the age of 88.


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      Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

      Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2025
        • 15118

        #1143
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Cross-dressing, Christ-killing actor Tony Curtis has just landed a part as Satan's party ewe.

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        Sick-ular "news" source:

        "Some like it hot"
        He won't be thinking that when he's writhing on the end of Satan's Tallywacker.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29440

          #1144
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Some joo comedian died. It was a lawyer too. Maybe it can try cases for satan now, and throw in some "one-liners" during oral arguments.
          Now that is funny. That joo finally made me laugh!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #1145
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            The following FACTS that Tony Curtis will have to answer for.
            • Appeared in gay porn film Spartacus
            • Father Jamie Lee Curtis, the 80's Doris Day.
            • Appeared in the pro-gay sex cartoon The Flintstones.
            • Art faggetry in the form of flute playing (girl's instrument) and painting.
            • Appeared with Sidney Poitier in cross racial gay sex bondage film the Defiant Ones.
            • Appeared as a bottom to Ernest Borgnine's top in gay sex movie The Vikings 1958.
            • Secret Jew

            The list of Curtis sins is just disgusting and endless.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • H. Montague Worthington
              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2716

              #1146
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              The following FACTS that Tony Curtis will have to answer for.
              • Appeared in gay porn film Spartacus
              • Father Jamie Lee Curtis, the 80's Doris Day.
              • Appeared in the pro-gay sex cartoon The Flintstones.
              • Art faggetry in the form of flute playing (girl's instrument) and painting.
              • Appeared with Sidney Poitier in cross racial gay sex bondage film the Defiant Ones.
              • Appeared as a bottom to Ernest Borgnine's top in gay sex movie The Vikings 1958.
              • Secret Jew

              The list of Curtis sins is just disgusting and endless.
              It is a sad day in the race-mixing homo joo "community"--- but a joyous day in the Kingdom of God!!

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #1147
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Now that is funny. That joo finally made me laugh!
                Me too, Brother James. Look at the Christ-Killer trying to disguise himself as a CowBoy. First the "gay" CowBoys....now this

                Jesus spins in the Grave He used to inhabit.

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                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2241

                  #1148
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  PRAISE JESUS!!
                  Greg Giraldo DEAD!!!
                  'Comedian' Greg Giraldo is now doing standup in HELL!!

                  He was profoundly disgusting with his foul mouthed insult humor, I wonder if he can find anything funny in HELL to joke about ??


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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #1149
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    A cafeteria-Christian Negress will spend eternity singing in the choir of the angels — that is, the fallen angels of the First Satanic Megachurch in beautiful downtown hell.

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                    From The Washington False Christian Post:

                    Jericho City of Praise co-founder Betty Peebles dies; grew Pr. George's megachurch into social, economic force


                    Four decades ago, James and Betty Peebles gathered a handful of families to worship in a Northeast Washington public housing complex. From those early beginnings sprang the Jericho City of Praise, whose 19,000 congregants now pray on a sprawling suburban campus that supplements spirituality with community services that rival a small town.

                    * * *

                    In 1995, the church bought 75 acres next to what would become FedEx Field in Landover [Maryland — nothing to do with our true church] and began building a $36 million complex. James Peebles, 63, died in the midst of construction; four months later, James Jr. - the Peebles's eldest son and the congregation's assistant pastor - died of a heart attack. He was 38.

                    Despite her grief, Apostle Peebles stepped into the role of senior pastor, overseeing the successful completion of Jericho City of Praise's campus. Over the past decade, she went on to expand that campus to more than 150 acres, adding a $52 million senior living center and a $9.5 million office building.
                    What's wrong with this picture? As for women as pastors, let alone apostles, God said:

                    1 Tim. 2:11-12: Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                    Also, after the Lord smote her husband and her son, here's the role that she should have assumed in church, instead of behaving like a feminazi Jezebel and usurping a man's rightful place:

                    1 Tim. 5:5: Now she that is a widow indeed, and desolate, trusteth in God, and continueth in supplications and prayers night and day.

                    1 Tim. 5:9-10: Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man, Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #1150
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      BEAVER CLEAVER'S MOTHER IS DEAD!!!



                      How many American Children did she lead into SIN, always talking about her "beaver" on Televisions across the Nation.

                      Perhaps she Died from an overdose of make-up. Ya think?
                      Last edited by SUV; 10-18-2010, 04:07 PM.

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #1151
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Amen! I'm glad that TV slut who invented the "MILF" concept is finally dead. One could say that Leave It To Beaver paved the way for more sordid, gratuitously sexual shows like Three's Company and Charlie's Angels. Under the guise of a "traditional family values" program, it was nothing more than a sick quasi-porno with double entendres that would make James Bond jealous...

                        "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night" - June Cleaver.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • RomanK
                          Unsaved trash, rabid godmocker
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 189

                          #1152
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
                          Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #1153
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                            I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
                            Oooh, look: Pastor gave you the Doggie Poo Award!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #1154
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                              I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
                              Who is she, some satan worshiper in your coven?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #1155
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by RomanK View Post
                                I truly understand why Marilyn Manson wrote," I never really hated the one true god like the god of the people I hated."
                                Lets take a look at that



                                And I'm a black rainbow
                                And I'm an ape of god
                                I got a face that's made for violence upon
                                And I'm a teen distortion
                                Survived abortion
                                A rebel from the waist down

                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

                                I wanna thank you mom
                                I wanna thank you dad
                                For bringing this fvcking world to a bitter end
                                I never really hated the "one true God"
                                But the god of the people I hated

                                You said you wanted evolution
                                The ape was a great big hit
                                You said you wanted a revolution, man
                                And I say that you're full of shit

                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable
                                You said you wanted evolution
                                The ape was a great big hit
                                You said you wanted revolution, man
                                And I say that you're full of shit

                                Yeah yeah yeah
                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

                                The more that you fear us the bigger we get
                                The more that you fear us the bigger we get
                                And don't be suprised, don't be suprised
                                Don't be suprised if we destroy all of it
                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
                                Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

                                You said you wanted evolution
                                The ape was a great big hit
                                You said you wanted revolution, man
                                And I say that you're full of shit
                                Yeah yeah yeah
                                You said you wanted evolution
                                The ape was a great big hit
                                You said you wanted revolution, man
                                And I say that you're full of shit
                                Yeah yeah yeah

                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable teens
                                We're disposable
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