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Some old homer! guy is gonna die? Excellent!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
Sister....That stalk of celery you see strapped into the gurney is none other than ZSA ZSA!Originally posted by SUV View Post
Some old homer! guy is gonna die? Excellent!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
Sweet Jesus, I thought it was Satan himself!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSister....That stalk of celery you see strapped into the gurney is none other than ZSA ZSA!
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Cheeses! I thought it might be that old wheelchair gimp Stephen Hawking. Or has he already arrived at Satan's Station.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSister....That stalk of celery you see strapped into the gurney is none other than ZSA ZSA!
Since he's a "scientist"
he's got to be a God-Damned athian. Let's see brain-o try roll his Cursed chair through the Sulphur Mountains! 
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Ever been superglued to something or yourself? Know how messy it is? How it dries in the tube and you can’t get it out? And then to give an extra squeeze and it spurts out like the issue of demons and then you can’t wipe it up? If you try, it sticks you to everything!
Job:41:17: They are joined one to another, they stick together, that they cannot be sundered.
Harry Coover, creator of Super Glue, dead at 94
He should have stuck to something else. Adhering to God's Word would have been nice.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I've got to say this, it just warms my heart to see these tangible examples of God's Righteous Judgement on all these Hell-Bound sinners, whenever I need a quick pick-me-up after being dragged down by open unrighteousness and sin of the homosexual rapist Godless canadians I'm surrounded by, I know where to come!Comment
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You were doing pretty Good there until you mentioned the.....Canadians
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Oh, don't get me wrong, there's nothing worse than Canadians, I'm literally surrounded by them. What Canada needs is a dose of God's Merciful Loving-Kindness in the form of Holy, Cleansing Fire.Originally posted by SUV View PostYou were doing pretty Good there until you mentioned the.....CanadiansComment
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More prayers answered!! The disgusting homersexural icon Farley Granger has finally died.
Disgusting. For more about his perverted career, click here. (Warning--- lurid details about the homersexral lifestyle!!)
I have been praying for the death of this disgusting advocate of the Homersexural lifestyle and the Gay Agenda of Death for quite some time. (See this post from September 2009 where I list this heathen among 16 people whose death I pray for every night. With Fagly Granger, four of them have now boarded the Hell Train, including two in the past week.)
Keep those death prayers coming--- Zsa Zsa, you're next!!!Comment
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It's ALMOST happened Prayer Warriors!Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
Pray HARDER!Zsa Zsa's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt tells TMZ he sounded the alarm moments ago because Zsa Zsa could "hardly breathe" at their Beverly Hills mansion.
Anhalt tells TMZ he's "really worried we may lose her this time."
UPDATE: Crisis averted ... Prince tells us Zsa Zsa was diagnosed with pneumonia and a urinary tract infection. Docs put her on antibiotics and she'll be heading home.
CHOOO CHOOOOOO!
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Tick Tock, Tick Tock
How long before the clock catches up with this shameless harlot?
Happy Birthday Doris Day!
Film Hound fave, Doris Day, turns 88 today!
One of Hollywood’s most versatile and talented performers ever, Day conquered comedy, drama, musicals and suspense, working with master director Alfred Hitchcock on The Man Who Knew Too Much, featuring the song that would ever after be synonymous with her: “Que Sera Sera.”
Not only bringing joy to millions of fans through her film work, Day’s animal welfare work has meant even more to the four-legged friends she has helped since her retirement from the big screen after With Six You Get Eggroll, back in 1968.
Totally devoted to her work through the Doris Day Animal League and the Doris Day Animal Foundation in cooperation with the Humane Society, Doris Day remains a national treasure, onscreen and off. She is a grammy-winning recording artist, academy-award nominee,
Golden Globe winner, as well as the recipient of the Cecille B. DeMille award for lifetime achievement.
While it’s impossible to pick a single favorite Doris Day movie or performance, the clip below from Calamity Janecaptures her vibrant talent through singing, dancing and sheer spunk, and in Day’s own words probably most closely resembles her own personality.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"Comment
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Peter Vesterbacka
CEO of Rovio, creator of the satanistic game Angry birds. Responsible for corrupting 100 million players. He is even 7th in The Time 100 list. Looks little bit joo to me...Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;Comment
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Here is a little fun game to pass the time while we wait for Zsa Zsa to board the HELL Train.
Catch Zsa's Zsa's Easter Egg Game.
CHOOO CHOOOOOT!
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A cretinous, deviant dot-head has bitten the dust and has transfered his bloated bank account to "Satan inc."
A passable likeness to Col. Ghadaffi did little to give him credibility amongst anyone other than the mind-blowingly ignorant, deeply gullible and superstitious.
I am assuming that as he was a dot-head, he will be travelling in the cattle truck.If you are quite for a moment and listen in some secluded spot, you will hear the Gates of Hell opening for him.Sri Satya Sai Baba, India's revered spiritual guru who counted presidents, prime ministers, judges and generals amongst his millions of followers around the world, has died at the age of 84. He was a fraudster dogged for years by allegations of sexual abuse yet protected from prosecution by virtue of his powerful political sway.
It is said that his mother claimed her son was born out of an immaculate conception just as Jesus Christ had been, another messiah who Sai Baba often identified himself with. [Edit: it was equally said that she spread her legs for the odd Rupee and often blacked out through drinking illicit hooch.]
His mystical ability to manifest vibhuti (holy ash), food as well as jewellery and watches out of thin air was often cited as further proof of his divinity and akin to the 'miracles' ascribed to other past prophets.
For decades, various scientists, rationalists and magicians have in turn, attempted to challenge the guru to perform his 'miracles' under controlled conditions.
Sai Baba always refused to submit to these tests, once saying: "Science must confine its inquiry only to things belonging to the human senses, while spiritualism transcends the senses. If you want to understand the nature of spiritual power you can do so only through the path of spirituality and not science." [Edit; which is the cry of the common charlatan the world over, as opposed to Christianity which passes all tests with flying colors.]sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Hasn't Zsa Zsa or Doris Day croaked yet?
I was hoping for a happy Easter.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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