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    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
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    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #856
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Way cool, Christians! Michael Moore is Dead!!!

    I know it was him who ate himself to Death and crapped out (Spiritually) face down in a bowl of spaghetti in this movie!:

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #857
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Another communiss is dead! Thank you Jesus, now kill the rest, please?

      Nobel-winning Russian physicist dies at 93

      MOSCOW — Vitaly Ginzburg, a Nobel prize-winning Russian physicist and one of the fathers of the Soviet hydrogen bomb, has died in Moscow. He was 93.

      Ginzburg died late Sunday of cardiac arrest, the Russian Academy of Sciences said Monday.

      Ginsburg won the 2003 Nobel Prize in physics with two other scientists for their contribution to theories on superconductivity, the ability of some materials to conduct electricity without resistance.

      In the early 1950s, Ginzburg worked on the government project that developed the Soviet hydrogen bomb, for which he won the Stalin prize and was showered with benefits and accolades.

      In a career that spanned seven decades, Ginzburg authored several groundbreaking studies in various fields — such as quantum theory, astrophysics, radio-astronomy and diffusion of cosmic radiation in the Earth's atmosphere — that were of "Nobel Prize caliber," said Gennady Mesyats, the director of the Lebedev Physics Institute in Moscow, where Ginzburg worked.

      "I can hardly list all the fields of physics to which he contributed ," Mesyats said in televised comments Monday.

      Ginzburg was born into a Jewish family in 1916, a year before the Bolshevik Revolution, and grew up in times of economic degradation and hunger, according to his autobiography written for the Nobel Prize Committee.

      His career began in the late 1930s, a time of Stalinist purges and pervasive anti-Semitism. Ginzburg was blacklisted and faced persecution, but "was saved by the hydrogen bomb," he wrote in the autobiography.

      He became a member of the Soviet Academy of Sciences in 1953. He also was a longtime editor of a leading scientific magazine on theoretical physics and educated hundreds of disciples.

      A vehement atheist, Ginzburg strongly opposed the growing role of the Russian Orthodox Church in state affairs after the 1991 Soviet collapse, protesting its attempts to have a say in political and secular matters and introduce religious lessons in schools.

      "By teaching religion in schools, these Orthodox scoundrels want to lure away children's souls," he told a Russian newspaper in 2007.

      Several Orthodox Christian groups threatened to sue him for "offending millions of Russian Christians."

      After receiving the Nobel prize, Ginzburg said he had given up hope of winning it after having been nominated regularly for the past 30 years. "I had long ago forgotten to think about this," he said.

      Despite his age, Ginzburg remained active as a scientist and public figure. He also was a staunch believer in the global triumph of democracy and "secular humanism" to help overcome such threats as Islamic terrorism, poverty and AIDS.

      "I am still inclined to believe in the brilliant future of mankind," he said in the autobiography.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29448

        #858
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Today is going to be a good day!
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #859
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Drug addled Drummer is shoved to enternal HELLFIRE (probably for angering JESUS for being a queer.)

          www.spinner.com%2F2009%2F11%2F08%2Fbrooklyn-drummer-jerry-fuchs-dies-after-fall-down-elevator-shaft%2F

          Gerhardt "Jerry" Fuchs, a prolific drummer for bands including !!!, the Juan MacLean and Maserati, died early Sunday after falling down an elevator shaft in a loft in Williamsburg, Brooklyn late Saturday night.

          Fuchs, 34, had been attending a party hosted by the Uniform Project, which promotes sustainable fashion and raises money for education in India.

          Fuchs and a friend were in an elevator in a converted factory used as loft space when the elevator stopped "somewhere above the fifth floor," the Buildings Department spokesman told the New York Post.

          The pair opened the elevator door and attempted to jump a few feet down to the fifth floor. The friend made the jump, but a piece of Fuchs' clothing was caught on the elevator, "sending him swinging back into the crevice separating the elevator from the fifth floor," the Post writes.

          Fuchs fell five stories to the bottom of the elevator shaft, where he lay "unconscious and unresponsive," reports Gothamist.

          The musician was taken to Bellevue Hospital in critical condition and died early this morning surrounded by "an entire waiting room of friends," according to Chunklet, to which Fuchs was a contributor.

          Fuchs grew up in Marietta, Georgia, moving to Athens, then New York in the mid-90s, drumming for bands including Vineland and Turing Machine. More recently, he moved back and forth between Athens and New York, playing for the DFA bands !!! and the Juan MacLean, and replacing the original drummer in the Athens-based band Maserati. The first drummer, Mikel Gius, also died in a tragic accident in 2005 after being hit by a car while riding his bike.

          Maserati had just wrapped up a tour for their September album, 'Passages.'

          Fuchs is survived by his parents, a brother and two sisters, and, as Fuchs' friend and Chunklet publisher Henry Owings writes in a tribute, "an impressive canon of records on which he's performed, countless mouth-agape audiences in awe of his work, dozens of heart-crushed former bandmates, and an endless parade of true friends around the world."
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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #860
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            you can almost picture Jesus grabbing that sinners shirt to send him tumbling to a slow death five stories below! GLORY!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #861
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              The first drummer, Mikel Gius, also died in a tragic accident in 2005 after being hit by a car while riding his bike.
              Wouldn't want to be next in line for that job! I'll bet he couldn't pedal out of the way in time because his jeans were too tight -- more proof that God hates hipsters.
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              • Samuel Coleridge
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2009
                • 615

                #862
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                I know the Lord wouldn't want me to, but paging passenger Cheney. First class passage.


                Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #863
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                  I know the Lord wouldn't want me to, but paging passenger Cheney. First class passage.


                  Dick Cheney is going to spend eternity up in Heaven, pal. He beat Pastor Deacon Fred in a golf game fair and square, so he's officially Saved(r).

                  Go spread your hate elsewhere, hippie.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • H. Montague Worthington
                    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2716

                    #864
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    FINALLY!!

                    NBA great Abdul-Jabbar has rare form of leukemia

                    LORD BE PRAISED!!

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #865
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                      What? Didn't that boy already have the AIDS?
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                      • H. Montague Worthington
                        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2716

                        #866
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                        I know the Lord wouldn't want me to, but paging passenger Cheney. First class passage.


                        Disgusting. How DARE you sully the dignity of the Office of Vice President and belittle One of Our Nation's Greatest Heroes? Typical LIEberal. This is why Real Americans hate liberals and the Democratic Party-- because they have NO REGARD WHATSOEVER FOR HUMANITY, DECENCY, RESPECT, DECORUM, OR WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AMERICAN!!!

                        P.S. I'm guessing you probably voted for the dirty communist ACORN thug shoe shine boy who wants to destroy America with his Nazi death plan and impoversh our Children with high taxes!!! Typical stupid America-hating liberal---- no class at all!!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #867
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Praise Jesus, another sinful Rock'n'Roller is soon enough going to enjoy a trip to hell:
                          Singer Ronnie James Dio has stomach cancer

                          Dio is said to have made popular the 'devil's horns' hand gesture
                          Heavy metal singer Ronnie James Dio has been diagnosed with stomach cancer, his wife has said. Writing on his official website, Wendy Dio said the former Rainbow and Black Sabbath singer was in the early stages of the illness. Mrs Dio added he was starting treatment immediately and would be back on stage after "he kills this dragon".

                          Dio, 67, had to cancel his band's European tour last week after he became unwell and was taken to hospital. "Ronnie has been diagnosed with the early stages of stomach cancer. We are starting treatment immediately at the Mayo Clinic," Mrs Dio said. "After he kills this dragon, Ronnie will be back on stage, where he belongs, doing what he loves best, performing for his fans." Mrs Dio also thanked fans for their well wishes, adding: "This has really helped to keep his spirit up."

                          Dio first achieved recognition singing with his own band Elf before joining Rainbow in 1975. He later replaced Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath in 1979 for three years. He is currently working on a project with former Black Sabbath bandmates Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Vinny Appice, under the name Heaven & Hell.
                          I'm sure Ozzy, Geezer, and Vinny aren't far behind!
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22854

                            #868
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Yegor Gaidar died a few days ago. Few people will have heard of him: he was Russian. Normally, it would not be a great surprise to see a commie here. But this man was different for two reasons:

                            1. He brought capitalism to Russia. Gaidar abolished state price regulation to create a market economy, thus causing a major increase in prices in Russia, which, nevertheless ultimately saved the country both from bankruptcy and from starvation. He also cut military procurement and industrial subsidies, and reduced the budget deficit. All this equaled the end of communism. As we all know Freedom = Capitalism = Godliness.

                            2. The next great idea he gave the world was the one that now bears his name: ‘Gaydar’ this allows a gentleman to detect, at distances of up to 100 metres (110 yards), queers, the effeminate and others who are ‘good with colors.’

                            Two great attributes and even a passing resemblance to Pastor Deacon Fred? So why is he riding in the cattle wagon? Simply, he was an atheist.

                            Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
                            Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
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                            • Mistress Cookie
                              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6790

                              #869
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              I am happy to report that Mrs. Norton Simon (aka actress Jennifer Jones), who I had the misfortune of serving alongside on the Board of Directors of Pasadena's Norton Simon Museum several years ago, has at last died. Alone. Of OLD AGE.

                              In her time away from breaking up the marriages of millionaires such as Mr. Simon and (fat, Jewish) producer David O. Selznick, the buxom Miss Jones specialized in playing tempestuous, half-breed seductresses....such as Pearl Chavez in Duel in the Sun and a Eurasian doctor (!) in Love Is a Many Splendored Thing. She was also guilty of playing a Catlick saint in The Song of Bernadette and an adulterous Parisienne in an adaptation of the (banned, filthy) book Madam Bovary.

                              Other roles included a female plumber in Clunny Brown, a pathological liar in Beat the Devil, and a nurse who sponged (homosexual) Rock Hudson in A Farewell to Arms.

                              My fondest memory of Jennifer will always be the mesmerizing grief she displayed when her own daughter threw herself from a tall building just two days after Mothers Day in 1976. This is verifiable. I have always suspected the brunch didn't go well.

                              Adieu, dear Jennifer. So sorry none of your 3 rich husbands can help you where you are now.
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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #870
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                ‘Gaydar’ this allows a gentleman to detect, at distances of up to 100 metres (110 yards), queers, the effeminate and others who are ‘good with colors.’
                                Would this be the opposite component of the smillar phenomenon that causes Men to attempt to buy "beer"
                                for Good Christian Ladies who are out in the barrooms simply to Witness - ?

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