[Ryan Gray]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

It sounds like your inner compass is stuck.

The best way to jar it free is to knock your head soundly against hard porcelain tile (like you find in a bathroom or kitchen) about 10 or 15 times.

Try this, and get back to me.
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Doesn't really help, I've tired it.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

So you lied to us about who you are.

See, when the Pastors decide to move someone up to "Forum Member" it basically gives them enough rope to hang themselves by. You've now dropped your sheep skin and showed yourself to be a wolf.

And maybe if you got out of mommies basement once in a while, you'd know that humans aren't the only species. there's a whole lot of them out there.



You can thank God and Noah for that

I don't think we are talking about the same god. I don't know mine, but you perfectly know yours. Quite an irony that my god may hold no meaning, but he has done no evil.

And wolves are my favorite animals. We think the same way.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

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It sounds like your inner compass is stuck.

The best way to jar it free is to knock your head soundly against hard porcelain tile (like you find in a bathroom or kitchen) about 10 or 15 times.

Try this, and get back to me.
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Doesn't really help, I've tired it.

Run the process again.

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Luke 16:4 I am resolved what to do, that, when I am put out of the stewardship, they may receive me into their houses.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

Actually I am looking at my inner compass indeed, and its telling my that no book should limit my potential.

You may see "The Cat in the Hat" as a challenge, but go for it!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

You may see "The Cat in the Hat" as a challenge, but go for it!

That author was renowned for his filthy ideas...We heard all about it in church.


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[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

Why is then, nothing about Freehold on wikipedia? You are probably avoiding popularity to avoid "tourists", right?

The exact location of Freehold remains classified. Can't you imagine all the extremist fag protests and atheist vandalism there would be if they knew exactly where Freehold is?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

sigh

Actually I am looking at my inner compass indeed, and its telling my that no book should limit my potential. I mean, the universe is vast, to think that humans are the only species would be quite arrogant. Even an insult to our creator.

So I pointed out that humans are not the "only species". I don't even know where you got such an idea. I mean humans aren't even the only species in my HOUSE!

So I point out your errors, and tell you to thank God and Noah for the gift of all the other "species" and you Mock.

I don't think we are talking about the same god. I don't know mine, but you perfectly know yours. Quite an irony that my god may hold no meaning, but he has done no evil.

How can you worship something you don't know? I assume you're another one who has created a god in your own image? A do nothing that sits in it's basement? Read my signature for how The One True God feels about that.

And wolves are my favorite animals. We think the same way.

Uh..... no, we don't

First of all, kudos for admitting that you hate American farmers and ranchers. After all, wolves destroy their livelihood, but what I meant about wolves was a Biblical reference (why do I expect anyone to understand)

Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Matthew 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

Luke 10:3 Go your ways: behold, I send you forth as lambs among wolves.

Acts 20:29 For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock.

[Shimei]

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The exact location of Freehold remains classified. Can't you imagine all the extremist fag protests and atheist vandalism there would be if they knew exactly where Freehold is?

I imagine FreeHold would be down in the valley, no rolling above the hills or over and beyond the mountain tops. Perhaps they would need another tower, one like Babel to reach the very foundation of Heaven where FreeHold's values are built upon.

Praise Him!!!

[Barry]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

So, I am leaving you all forever to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Something you may wish to consider before bending over and taking up the arse from this particular cult. They're not really witness's. Jesus was crucified and went bodily into heaven, over two thousand years ago. These people who say they saw that are lieing. None of them were even born when it happened. In actual fact, they didn't witness anything. Technically and more accuratley, they should call themselves "Jehovah's Gossips".

I can't wait till you come knocking on my door, peddling your Jehovah's Gossip crap. Because I'm sure you people will be able to tell some good "Knock knock" jokes.

And just as a reminder of me, I've left a copy of Alive! in each of your mailboxes. Enjoy.

I've checked and double checked my mail box and it appears I didn't get receive a copy. Would you mind sending me another one?

[Basilissa]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

I'm tired of you all, Landover! I'm tired of being trapped in this repressive society. I'm tired of being in a religion where the leaders are all powerful and cannot be questioned. Where they act like they represent God himself. Where everything about my life is scrutinized and controlled by the other members. Where I am taught to be judgmental, where they say only they have the truth and really understand the Bible, and that all other religions won't be saved. Where people who voice differing opinions or break the rules or God forbid decide to leave are ostracized and shunned.

Good luck finding a religion that doesn't fit that description because I'm pretty sure that JW fits it pretty well

[Bob4God]

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Good luck finding a religion that doesn't fit that description because I'm pretty sure that JW fits it pretty well

Even the unsaved recognize what a crock Jehovah's Witnesses are.

Heathen Basher, you have been sold a pack of lies, and if you had even a little common sense, you'd abandon your cult with all haste and return the unshakable truth of Landover Baptist Church.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

No doubt, the last people in Freehold to see 'Heathen_Basher' will be Bob4God and Bobby-Joe when they give him the "exit interview".

By the way, anyone know why this entrance was closed off Tuesday mornng? I had to go in the back way. Just look at the traffic!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

No doubt, the last people in Freehold to see 'Heathen_Basher' will be Bob4God and Bobby-Joe when they give him the "exit interview".

By the way, anyone know why this entrance was closed off Tuesday mornng? I had to go in the back way. Just look at the traffic!

I saw the heathen tonight on my way back to Freehold from Des Moines after my queer-saving witnessing mission.

Sad to say, he was coupled with at least 4 other fags in the bushes on the outskirts of our town. Hard to determine exactly how many thrusting and frenzied homos there were in the woods as I drove by, but he was one of them and is gone.

There is no hope now that he has chosen JW and homo-rectal intercourse.

In Christ

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: I'm leaving this sick cult forever!

I'm tired of you all, Landover! I'm tired of being trapped in this repressive society. I'm tired of being in a religion where the leaders are all powerful and cannot be questioned. Where they act like they represent God himself.

All the leaders here do is tell you what the Bible says. If you're questioning them, you're questioning God.

Where everything about my life is scrutinized and controlled by the other members.

The members of Landover Baptist didn't write the Bible, they just obey it. All the other members are doing is informing you how God wants you to live your life.

Where I am taught to be judgmental,

Of course you're taught to be judgmental, the Bible tells us to be.

Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

where they say only they have the truth and really understand the Bible, and that all other religions won't be saved.

What do you think the conditions to being saved are? We don't decide the conditions of salvation, God does.

Where people who voice differing opinions or break the rules or God forbid decide to leave are ostracized and shunned.

You of all people should know this isn't a debate forum. Why would we tolerate people who breaks God's rules? Should we say we believe in God, then have our members steal, murder, and we just "tolerate" it? Under Biblical law, the violation of many of these rules would result in your death. People are lucky that we only ostracize and shun them. I can assure you, Satan can do far worse things to a man.

So, I am leaving you all forever to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.

I saw the heathen tonight on my way back to Freehold from Des Moines after my queer-saving witnessing mission.

Sad to say, he was coupled with at least 4 other fags in the bushes on the outskirts of our town. Hard to determine exactly how many thrusting and frenzied homos there were in the woods as I drove by, but he was one of them and is gone.

There is no hope now that he has chosen JW and homo-rectal intercourse.

In Christ

You are a member of Landover for years and all it takes is a few sessions of Jehovah brainwashing for you to turn your back on Jesus and indulge in disgusting anal sex? Good grief! How gullible can you get?

[Godfly]

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I'm tired of you all, Landover! I'm tired of being trapped in this repressive society. I'm tired of being in a religion where the leaders are all powerful and cannot be questioned. Where they act like they represent God himself. Where everything about my life is scrutinized and controlled by the other members. Where I am taught to be judgmental, where they say only they have the truth and really understand the Bible, and that all other religions won't be saved. Where people who voice differing opinions or break the rules or God forbid decide to leave are ostracized and shunned.

So, I am leaving you all forever to join the Jehovah's Witnesses.

I've packed up my things and leaving Freehold. I'll be gone before sunrise. Don't worry, you'll never see me again!

And just as a reminder of me, I've left a copy of Alive! in each of your mailboxes. Enjoy.

Who are you again? Have you been on this forum long?