[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

To the tune of "She'll Be coming Round The Mountain"

If you don't believe in Jesus you will burn
If you don't believe in Jesus you will burn
If you don't believe in Jesus
Don't believe in Jesus
Don't believe in Jesus, you will burn

In the fire, fire hippie you will fry
In the fire, fire hippie you will fry
In the fire, fire hippie
Fire, fire hippie
Fire, fire hippie, you will fry

He'll be smiting all the sinners when He comes ([shout out]AGAIN)
He'll be smiting all the sinners when He comes ([shout out]AGAIN)
He'll be smiting all the sinners
Smiting all the sinners
Smiting all the sinners when He comes ([shout out]AGAIN)

In the fire, fire hippie you will fry
In the fire, fire hippie you will fry
In the fire, fire hippie
Fire, fire hippie
Fire, fire hippie, you will fry

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

It's raining, it's pouring,
The faggot is snoring,
He went to bed, gave another man head,
AND BURNT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY

[John Lovell]

Re: The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

Oh Jesus is coming ,
hes coming ,
hes coming ,
and when he does come i know just what he'll say

send me all the Americans ,
my love the rest haven't earned
only the Americans,
we'll watch the rest of them burn.

oh they'll scream and they will shout
from all the burning pain
as they all fall into hell
and get wrapped all up in chains

and as we sit in heaven
while the rest of the world dies
well be too busy with Jesus
to hear all their cries

I hope you like it

John Lovell

[canyoukeepup]

Re: The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

I know this is very late, but I wanted to enter my own hymn.
PRAISE JESUS!!

God is my Father
God is my Father
He is my future and destiny
God is my Father
God is my Father
In Him I find my identity
In Him I find my identity

God is my Father
God is my Father
He is my future and destiny
God is my Father
God is my Father
In Him I find my identity
In Him I find my identity

(Want Him to) Lay His hands on me
Tell me who I am
I can do all things
If He says I can
Show me I am free
Free to rebuke the enemy

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

I did not see that the prize had been awarded, so...here's mine. It's a little hymn I wrote about Satan worshipers. I like to sing it to my kids before they go to bed.

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There is evil in the magic.
Wizards cry. Don't know why.
But I feel there's something tragic
In the lure of wand and spell.

Pointed star and fell beasts bleeding.
Eye of newt. Black tie suit.
That can send a good man speeding
Straight into the gates of hell.

Sons of Satan shouting
On the sidewalk near me.
Helpless I joined with them
Hoping God won't hear me.

I read the books they gave me
And wrote to their addresses.
Observe the backward progress.
Mind and soul regresses.

I reach the black orgasm.
Hell is now my fate.
Jesus, can you hear me?
God, is it too late?

AAAAAARRRRRRGH

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

It's raining, it's pouring,
The faggot is snoring,
He went to bed, gave another man head,
AND BURNT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY

Was this prize ever issued? I'd like to collect mine.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Bathfire Prize for Excellence.

Was this prize ever issued? I'd like to collect mine.

Yes. I won.

The prize is awarded annually so a new submission is required each year.