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This is the day we all wait for all year!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
MAY GOD BLESS YOU EVEN MORE
ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!
MAY GOD BLESS YOU EVEN MORE
ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!
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Many happy returns Jesus!
I'm sure that when the time comes you will take yourself to your side come the Rapture.
How will you die this time? Will it be an auto accident? Extreme rendition or falling down the stairs several times in police custody?
Which every way you chose to bring yourself to your bosom to sing your praises for ever and ever I'm sure it will involve as much suffering and drawn out pain as the previous time.
You bless you!
YIY1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Happy 2013th birthday, Lord! Any chance of an ETA for when You'll be coming back?sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babiesComment
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Dear Jesus,
Love
Mrs. Paddy McIrish
1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22 
Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!Comment
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Jesus, I wanted to give you a present, but I don't have a mailing address for you. Therefore, I sent your Best Buy gift card to the Landover Baptist Church. I hope that's OK.WARNING:
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REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.Comment
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Happy Birthday pal!
Though I give you the same gift every year, I offer it again, my soul. It is all for you!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Did you get the new Sandals and the check I sent you?Originally posted by Jesus View PostThanks.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I sent you a prayer. It is a nice one.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Dear Jesus Christ:
My loyalty is my honor. I pledge aeternal devotion to you, and aeternal emnity with the children of the devil.
Happy B-day.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Dear
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I hope Your birthday this year is peaceful and quiet, and You are not overworking yourself killing heathens like You did in 2004.
Happy Birthday, My Lord! I love You! I cannot wait to rest on Your bosom (I hope that spot is not reserved exclusively for Your male disciples, John 13:23).
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Savior of Mankind, it's an honor to address you directly on this thread.Comment
Jesus!
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