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  • Russell Holbeck
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2012
    • 735
    #1

    Happy Birthday Levi Jones.

    Hello Levi Jones.

    Happy birthday I did not remember your birthday it was on the home page at the bottom I hope you get some nice gifts and a cake.

    It is also the birthday of FreeFromBrains but I am not going to start a thread for her I have seen her be mean to people.

    Thank you.

    Rusty
    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380
      #2
      Re: Happy birthday Levi Jones.

      I still have fond memories of last years birthday BBQ. I might even bring a present this year.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Ex-soccer player
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2012
          • 285
          #3
          Re: Happy birthday Levi Jones.

          In these end times it's good to have a Pastor like Levi around who takes a firm stand for .
          Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Happy birthday Levi Jones.

              Dearest Levi, I wish you all the joy that God can muster upon your broad shoulders for a day of celebration. While I know you are a little disappointed you have most likely many more years to ge before God calls you home to sit upon His right hand, please take solace in my small gift.
              Attached Files
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • John Creeser
                  Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                   
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 7248
                  #5
                  Re: Happy birthday Levi Jones.

                  Brother Levi, a most blessed birthday to you.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12997
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones.

                      Dearest Pastor Levi,

                      Happy Birthday!

                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones.

                          Happy birthday, brother! You are truly one of the God's chosen.

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones.

                              HAPPY BIRTHDAY!






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                                • Zamininc
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Jan 2014
                                  • 22
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones.

                                  God bless you Levi Jones! Happy birthday!

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                                    • Mary Etheldreda
                                      Gushing for Jesus
                                       
                                      • Sep 2011
                                      • 23775
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones.

                                      A most Blessed Birthday to you, Pastor Jones!
                                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday Levi Jones.

                                          Many Happy Returns of the day, Pastor. I have us down for tee-time at 10am, sharp.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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