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HAPPY BIRTHDAYSister Victory OS!
I hope Officer Richards takes you to the
Golden Corral All You Can at Buffet Tonight
at the Leviticus Landing Shopette!
Golden Corral All You Can at Buffet Tonight
at the Leviticus Landing Shopette!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Sister Victory, your love and angelic warmth are surpassed only by that of our Lord Jesus Christ Himself.
Now have some cake, but don't forget to take your diabetes meds. You remember what happened two years ago.
Your biblical confidant,
Pastor Ed
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Happy Birthday to Landovers Little Butterball! I've gotten you a coupon book for 50 visits to Golden Corral's all you can eat buffet.Attached FilesIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Thank you, Brothers and Sisters. I plan to make today my special to service the Will of the Lord! Hopefully I will have many more years ahead to please Jesus here on Earth before He calls me to my Heavenly Home.
I think my sister is making a cross-shaped cake for me. My Husband said if they put all the candles in there, it will crumble the cake to pieces! He's such a cut up!Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
I assume my opinion on birthdays and women is well known. I never allow my wife to waste time on her birthday and she still loves me almost as much as she loves Jesus.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Here is the cake I baked for you:
I was thinking about using sugar substitute, but then again, your birthday is only once a year, and you never know when Jesus will decide to take you Home. So enjoy!God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
It's good to know there are still women who know their place (Ephesians 5:22-24). You serve God by serving your husband. Happy birthday!Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Many happy returns of the day. Don't forget to send over your Birthday Tithe.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Happy Birthday, dear Sister in Christ!
I had Vavoline smoke THESE up for us today between cleanups, and hope you'll come over tomorrow for your favorite pulled pork sandwiches! Plenty to take home!
It's been too long.
Lots of love and blessed wishes to you, little hon.
XOXO
forever n' everComment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
You're only 25 aren't you?
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Happy Belated Birthday! I hope it was wonderful!And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Thank you Sister Esther and everyone else in this thread. I did have the most lovely birthday! We ate plenty of cake and ended the day by singing some of my favorite gospel hymns. Truly the Lord has smiled down upon me!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Victory!
Happy Birthday. This provides a springtime reason to celebrate soberly in a way unrelated to Our Lord's Temporary Death.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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