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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #1

    More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

    As is now the norm, Pope Francis has hit the nail on the head when it comes to the true meaning of what it means to be religious!

    "To kill in the name of God is a grave sacrilege. To discriminate in the name of God is inhuman," Francis told representatives of Albania's Muslim, Orthodox and Catholic communities during his half-day visit to Tirana.
    His most Holiness is maintaining a two thousand year approach that has defined Catholicism over the centuries and yet still serves brilliantly today as a lesson to any and all who call themselves believers... from Baptwits to Muslims to Pastafarians!

    If everyone alive could manage to act as the Pontiff does and love unconditionally in his manner it would surely be the first step to Heaven on earth and no doubt Jesus would weep tears of joy the likes of which man has never known.

    We live in a blessed time and should be eternally grateful to God for giving us such a wise and humble man to lead His Church while so many of man's institutions crumble under the weight of hubris and hate.


    I think it is no coincidence that God has made sure to give His Church not only a beloved and wonderful Pope but a solid back-up should Jesus decide he can't wait any longer to have Francis by his side... and who cloud blame him for that!




    Bless you, my dwindling dough-heads,
    Father Mo




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    A Cardinal in the making.

  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10289

    #2
    Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
    As is now the norm, Pope Francis has hit the nail on the head when it comes to the true meaning of what it means to be religious!
    ...
    Bless you, my dwindling dough-heads,
    Father Mo
    ...
    .
    Quote by the papist mastermind
    "To kill in the name of God is a grave sacrilege. To discriminate in the name of God is inhuman," Francis told representatives of Albania's Muslim, Orthodox and Catholic communities during his half-day visit to Tirana.
    Oh, Dear. Now the chief papist is actually calling the clear message of the Bible "sacrilege".

    Fortunately, God has left us His Word. His Word is crystal clear. He can answer by Himself.




    Numbers 31:17-18
    Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
    But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.


    God commanding. Is He Himself committing sacrilege?

    Numbers 21:3
    And the LORD hearkened to the voice of Israel, and delivered up the Canaanites; and they utterly destroyed them and their cities: and he called the name of the place Hormah.


    1Samuel 15:2-3
    Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt. Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

    It is God talking. I'll listen to him, not the chief papist.

    Discrimination? God can, again, answer for Himself!

    Leviticus 21:16-20
    And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;


    I was suspecting this. Now I am certain. The leading papist paedobaptist has not read the Bible. It is "tradition" all over. The man wears a dress. Does that remind you of something? Oh yes! God has an opinion on that, too!

    Deuteronomy 22:5
    The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


    Oh, dear! This is exhausting. Read the Bible, really!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997

      #3
      Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
      As is now the norm, Pope Francis has hit the nail on the head when it comes to the true meaning of what it means to be religious!



      His most Holiness is maintaining a two thousand year approach that has defined Catholicism over the centuries and yet still serves brilliantly today as a lesson to any and all who call themselves believers... from Baptwits to Muslims to Pastafarians!

      If everyone alive could manage to act as the Pontiff does and love unconditionally in his manner it would surely be the first step to Heaven on earth and no doubt Jesus would weep tears of joy the likes of which man has never known.

      We live in a blessed time and should be eternally grateful to God for giving us such a wise and humble man to lead His Church while so many of man's institutions crumble under the weight of hubris and hate.


      I think it is no coincidence that God has made sure to give His Church not only a beloved and wonderful Pope but a solid back-up should Jesus decide he can't wait any longer to have Francis by his side... and who cloud blame him for that!




      Bless you, my dwindling dough-heads,
      Father Mo




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      So....

      I'm confused now. I guess I didn't get the memo, since when the Catholic Church does not endorse killing people (including heathens, witches, heretics, scientists, etc)?

      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

        Since when was "inhuman" an insult to Christians?

        John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
        John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

        1 John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

        James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

        Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
        Mark 7:22
        Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
        Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

        Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

        Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
        Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.

        It's perfectly clear: to be human is to be a sinner. Therefore, the more "inhuman" your behaviour is, the closer to God you are. No wonder Satan's top representative on Earth would get the wrong end of the stick, as usual.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6319

          #5
          Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

          I don't quite understand this thread. Maybe that's because I don't use Pay Pal.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

            I see "father" Mo got sprung from prison by the Vatican again. One fine day Jesus is going to get sick of your papist shenanigans and send you down to the deepest pits of hell. And on that day, Freehold will throw a party to celebrate.

            Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. 1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #7
              Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I see "father" Mo got sprung from prison by the Vatican again. One fine day Jesus is going to get sick of your papist shenanigans and send you down to the deepest pits of hell. And on that day, Freehold will throw a party to celebrate.
              Pastor Zeke I have to ask, how does this ring kisser keep slipping back onto this God Fearing site? Has there been any new help hired in the Landover IT department?
              Wait! Please don't tell me IT was outsourced to the Philippines again?
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8455

                #8
                Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

                Could we not apply to have this site put on the website equivalent of this:



                I think it's called something like Index Sitvvm In Intervvebiis Prohibitorvm.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22926

                  #9
                  Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

                  Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                  As is now the norm, Pope Francis has hit the nail on the head when it comes to the true meaning of what it means to be religious!
                  "To kill in the name of God is a grave sacrilege. To discriminate in the name of God is inhuman," Francis told representatives of Albania's Muslim, Orthodox and Catholic communities during his half-day visit to Tirana.
                  So you are saying that when God told the Israelites to wipe out the Amalkelite, Jesubites, Moabites, etc., The Lord of Hosts, God Almighty, The Father of us all, was in fact, giving a command that the Israelites should have disobeyed?

                  You, perhaps are suggesting that Jesus, in Luke:19:27, is a liar?

                  Look, papist, have you no bones to sell? I think, all things considered, you tell the pontiff to stop pontificating!
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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: More Papal Insight and Brilliance!

                    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                    Oh, Dear. Now the chief papist is actually calling the clear message of the Bible "sacrilege".
                    That's par for the course for Romanists. We've already had a death-cookie muncher say that we were committing the sin of presumption by relying on the promises in God's Word.
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