I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

[Bjorn Jensen]

I woke up this morning and realised equality is the way to go. Bernie Sanders is our future, his policies are in force in Canada and Europe and look how well they are doing. So if he gets nominated, I will definitely vote for him. Otherwise I guess I'll have to stick with Hillary.

Anyone coming with me to disrupt that Trump rally in Wisconsin tomorrow?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Brother, I fear you have been invaded by a demon. Among all the other free stuff that Bernie Sanders is offering voters is a ticket to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

And he's a Jew. A vote for a Jew is a vote against Jesus.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Jesus is a lie! I looked at my Bible and suddenly it struck me. How on Earth could Jesus be true? God? Silly! Resurrection? No way!

I am going to rape some little children in their behinds now. Hell doesn't exist so we can do whatever we want!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Comrades, I too have had a grand realization that contraception and abortion represent emancipation for women. We need to provide free contraception to women across the world to limit population growth and empower women globally.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

The Earth is a Sphere and Jesus has told us so!



Jeremiah 4:23
I beheld the earth, and, lo, it was without form, and void; and the heavens, and they had no light.

The Bible supports this and we're all monkeys. I have a tail.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Comrades, I too have had a grand realization that contraception and abortion represent emancipation for women. We need to provide free contraception to women across the world to limit population growth and empower women globally.

While we're on the subject, I've given some consideration to this "gay" stuff and have come to the conclusion that it's a good thing - if nothing else it means more women for me.

I'm still against lezbeans though.

[Roland]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Worldwide, Pastafarians are abolishing pasta because it makes them look like obese Swedish meatballs.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Obama is actually a decent human beeing.

[Nobar King]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

My brain cancer has had a miraculous remission.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Jesus is a lie! I looked at my Bible and suddenly it struck me. How on Earth could Jesus be true? God? Silly! Resurrection? No way!

Jesus was a prophet of Allah (swt), but the Qur'an tells us that Allah (swt) neither begets nor is begotten.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

I have decided to renounce the people and vote for Donald Trump who is an old rich white man. Also, I have decided to give up fornication with the white girls so as to preserve the whiteness of Babylon.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

I have decided to renounce the people and vote for Donald Trump who is an old rich white man. Also, I have decided to give up fornication with the white girls so as to preserve the whiteness of Babylon.

I thought you would say you are going to be a white man.

[Basilissa]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!



You guys!

You got me, you scared the hell out of me, before I realized what date it was!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

What's the date got to do with it? How dare you laugh at us! We are all Christian friends here discussing our most cherished beliefs in a safe place.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I'm voting for Bernie Sanders!

Uh, oh I get it - April fool's. Heh heh, I knew that... Good jokes everyone - we really tricked Basillica didn't we.