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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #31
    Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

    The great thing about this parable is when I started writing it I had no idea where it leads me or how the final story will look like. I just started writing and writing myself into the unknown. God was taking me threw this journey step by step and slowly the story unfolded in front of my eyes. I really want to thank God for his help. Many artists and writers get much more help from God then they think. Praise!!
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    • Jim C. Lombardo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2014
      • 565

      #32
      Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

      Praise brother! For a second, I might have thought you plagerized, but by conviction knew this couldn't be true, that the Lord lets us know His Word over and over. Once more, He has moved through a true artist, guiding your intepid hand, with Jesus as your sweet muse.

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      • Romeo Rovagnati
        Jesuit Insurgency Operative
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2016
        • 627

        #33
        Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        Your story is another way of explaining why God hates interracial marriage. He created the continents. Then He put the races that tolerate heat on the hot continents, the races that survive on rice on another or so on. He put white people on the continents that would prosper because we are his chosen race.

        God is not pleased with interracial marriage because it weakens the white man's place in the big picture.
        Are sure this is not part of the Old Testament? I visited many Evangelicals websites who rejected the verses against race-mixing, claiming that they were meant for the Hebrews only. Also, if this was true, it would mean that the Conquistadores and the Aztecs are all in hell because they race-mixed. And many European will also be going in hell, since we are invaded by other races.

        Also, when did we (Europeans) became God's Chosen People? Weren't the Jews God's chosen?

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12908

          #34
          Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

          Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
          Are sure this is not part of the Old Testament? I visited many Evangelicals websites who rejected the verses against race-mixing, claiming that they were meant for the Hebrews only. Also, if this was true, it would mean that the Conquistadores and the Aztecs are all in hell because they race-mixed. And many European will also be going in hell, since we are invaded by other races.

          Also, when did we (Europeans) became God's Chosen People? Weren't the Jews God's chosen?
          So many questions, dear, and all of your answers are in the Holy Bible. First, the Old Testament is not "just for the Jews." Jesus Himself said it:

          Matthew 5:17-20
          17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
          19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
          20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

          As you can see, we cannot break any of the OT laws, and Jesus wants to be more scrupulous in following the OT laws than scribes and Pharisees.

          Later, after His death, Jesus changed His Mind about the dietary laws (Acts 10:9-16) and circumcision (1 Corinthians 7:17-20), which made Christianity more palatable for the gentiles. Jesus communicated these amendments to Paul and Peter. But He did not revise any other laws beside these two.

          The Spanish mixing with the Indians, African slaves, etc. It is true that Spanish soldiers had serious trouble keeping their pants zipped, leading to the need to devise charts like this one:


          ...and trust me when I tell you this is a very simplified one!

          And yes, they are all going to Hell. They are all Catholic, duh!

          As for the Jews, they were God's chosen people until they killed His Only Son:

          Acts 7:51-52
          51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
          52 Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:

          They asked for His Blood to be on them:

          Matthew 27:24-25
          24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
          25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

          They just want our money:

          Titus 1:10-11
          10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
          11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

          The Bible also tells us that secretly some of them are now Devil worshipers:

          Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

          As you see, the Bible has the answers to all questions you might have. Anything else I can help you with, padrecito?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Romeo Rovagnati
            Jesuit Insurgency Operative
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2016
            • 627

            #35
            Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            So many questions, dear, and all of your answers are in the Holy Bible. First, the Old Testament is not "just for the Jews." Jesus Himself said it:

            Matthew 5:17-20
            17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
            19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
            20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

            As you can see, we cannot break any of the OT laws, and Jesus wants to be more scrupulous in following the OT laws than scribes and Pharisees.

            Later, after His death, Jesus changed His Mind about the dietary laws (Acts 10:9-16) and circumcision (1 Corinthians 7:17-20), which made Christianity more palatable for the gentiles. Jesus communicated these amendments to Paul and Peter. But He did not revise any other laws beside these two.

            The Spanish mixing with the Indians, African slaves, etc. It is true that Spanish soldiers had serious trouble keeping their pants zipped, leading to the need to devise charts like this one:


            ...and trust me when I tell you this is a very simplified one!

            And yes, they are all going to Hell. They are all Catholic, duh!
            Well, i was asking that because Pope Saint Pius X said insted:

            I recognize one race: the human race.

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            As for the Jews, they were God's chosen people until they killed His Only Son:

            Acts 7:51-52
            51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
            52 Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:

            They asked for His Blood to be on them:

            Matthew 27:24-25
            24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
            25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

            They just want our money:

            Titus 1:10-11
            10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
            11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

            The Bible also tells us that secretly some of them are now Devil worshipers:

            Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

            As you see, the Bible has the answers to all questions you might have. Anything else I can help you with, padrecito?
            According to this verses, Jews are still God chosen:
            (Romans 11:1-2) I say then, God has not rejected His people, has He? May it never be! For I too am an Israelite, a descendant of Abraham, of the tribe of Benjamin. God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew Or do you not know what the Scripture says in the passage about Elijah, how he pleads with God against Israel?

            (
            John 4:22) You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12908

              #36
              Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

              Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
              Well, i was asking that because Pope Saint Pius X said insted:
              So what, we are supposed to throw away the Bible just because some pope said something contrary to the Word of God?



              According to this verses, Jews are still God chosen:
              (Romans 11:1-2) I say then, God has not rejected His people, has He? May it never be! For I too am an Israelite, a descendant of Abraham, of the tribe of Benjamin. God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew Or do you not know what the Scripture says in the passage about Elijah, how he pleads with God against Israel?

              (
              John 4:22) You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.
              Wait a minute...

              I know what you are doing, and it seems to me that you are secretly a Devil worshiper yourself! You are trying to argue that the Word of God is somehow internally incoherent and contradictory, as if God was on drugs when He dictated it!

              That is an abominable and blasphemous idea!

              You need to learn reading the Bible verses in context. In the first case, the context is Romans chapter 10. Pay special attention to Rom 10:12, and then then Paul's complains in Rom 10:19-21. What Paul says there, is that Jews are worthless sinners who keep turning away from God. So it's not God who turned away from the Jews, it's the Jews who turned away from God. So even though the Salvation originated among Jewish followers of Jesus, Jews themselves brought God's Wrath on themselves and no longer are God's chosen nation (now it's a question of faith, not nationality, Rom 10:12).

              Quod erat demonstrandum
              .
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

              Comment

              • GaleWhoring the Boring
                Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                • Sep 2017
                • 256

                #37
                Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                So what, we are supposed to throw away the Bible just because some pope said something contrary to the Word of God?


                You might want to capitalize Pope; the Head of Our Blessed Papal State. I misread this as you asking us to throw away a Bible because some poop presumably ended up on it. How this could be achieved, I don't know, but I surmise Baptists are a loose bunch who just go wherever the urge beckons them.

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                • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 1330

                  #38
                  Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                  What a beautiful story; I will teach it to my children. God bless you!
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • GaleWhoring the Boring
                    Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                    • Sep 2017
                    • 256

                    #39
                    Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                    What a beautiful story; I will teach it to my children. God bless you!


                    Thankfully, I'll never have children let alone have them endure his awful doggerel.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12908

                      #40
                      Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                      Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                      You might want to capitalize Pope; the Head of Our Blessed Papal State. I misread this as you asking us to throw away a Bible because some poop presumably ended up on it. How this could be achieved, I don't know, but I surmise Baptists are a loose bunch who just go wherever the urge beckons them.
                      Your pope is just a bishop of Rome, who is leading a sect that separated from Orthodox Christianity. Nothing special about him that would require capitalizing his title.

                      Given that explanation (I did not think that was necessary, but you're proving with each post that all atheists are retarded), please answer my previous question.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                      Comment

                      • GaleWhoring the Boring
                        Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                        • Sep 2017
                        • 256

                        #41
                        Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                        What makes you think I am atheist? I am not athirst. You and me dear are in a same boat. What is the question?

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12908

                          #42
                          Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                          Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                          What makes you think I am atheist? I am not athirst. You and me dear are in a same boat. What is the question?


                          So what, we are supposed to throw away the Bible just because some pope said something contrary to the Word of God?
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                          Comment

                          • GaleWhoring the Boring
                            Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                            • Sep 2017
                            • 256

                            #43
                            Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post


                            So what, we are supposed to throw away the Bible just because some pope said something contrary to the Word of God?


                            Not at all. First, if you want to be savvy, get the Bible app on your phone. Easy. You wouldn't throw that away!


                            The Pope is a maverick for sure, and I don't see harm if he poses a radical new thought to provoke us now and then. I don't see how it affects the Bible in any case.


                            Have a nice day sister!

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12908

                              #44
                              Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                              Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                              The Pope is a maverick for sure, and I don't see harm if he poses a radical new thought to provoke us now and then. I don't see how it affects the Bible in any case.
                              I will take this as you admitting that pope is not infallible. Thus, you either have no idea about Catholic faith, or you aren't really a Catholic; in either case, you shouldn't care much about what any pope says.

                              Have a nice day sister!
                              I'm not your sister.

                              Nonetheless, I will pray for you. Some of your statements give me faith that you can be Saved™ despite your life of sin. You certainly seem to have the gullibility malleability necessary to mold a True Christian™.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                              Comment

                              • GaleWhoring the Boring
                                Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                                • Sep 2017
                                • 256

                                #45
                                Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man.

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                I will take this as you admitting that pope is not infallible. Thus, you either have no idea about Catholic faith, or you aren't really a Catholic; in either case, you shouldn't care much about what any pope says.
                                I am Catholic Basilissa, don't misunderstand me. It's true though, I don't pay much attention to the Pope, but he is intricate to my faith, nonetheless.




                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Nonetheless, I will pray for you. Some of your statements give me faith that you can be Saved™ despite your life of sin. You certainly seem to have the gullibilitymalleabilitynecessary to mold a True Christian™.

                                I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. I might lose a part of myself that I love so much. And I assure you I am not gullible, in fact, I'm a pretty smart and clever lady, you might notice.

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