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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22825

    #541
    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    Nephew Zebulun came round to see if he could borrow my cabin up by Lake Tahoe so as to show his fiancée, Ms Rita Chevrolet, the wonders of nature. I played him that video and I was disappointed that he laughed.

    Three points arise, and I told him:
    1. If you believe it is good, then it is good: the music should be interpreted through the music.
    2. The guy who is singing believes that his version is more than wonderful, and that is how Jesus hears it, for Jesus sees the intent within our soul and judges us in that way.
    3. He was inspired by God, and thus his version is really true and wonderful.
    In fact, from 1, 2, and 3, we can conclude that all Christian Praise music has the same standard.


    I asked nephew Zebulun to listen to it all again in the light of what I had said while I contemplated his request.

    (I am glad to say that nephew Zebulun is now in the cabin. He reports that Miss Chevrolet took her little dog with her. She likes to dress the little thing in her own stylish canine clothing range, and nephew Zebulun told me that he appreciates her doggy fashion.)
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    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4817

      #542
      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
      I think we should have this one piped in the sanctuary prior to each service. I have it looped in my prayer closet.
      I can help but wish he would try to sing it at a slightly higher pitch, just a little higher, and hold the microphone ever so slightly closer... THEN it would sound like the angels singing in heaven.

      I also admire how he throws the piano player under the bus during the lead-in. You've got to call out mediocrity when you see it, huh bud? +1 vote on the YourTubes
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • Marko Loimaan-Aho
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 709

        #543
        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        I love this singer, She really know how to praise!

        PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
        Revelation 21:8

        Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
        Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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        • Bjorn Jensen
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2012
          • 2355

          #544
          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

          One of my favourite True Christian™ songs of all time. Glory!

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23765

            #545
            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            That's a catchy one, Brother! Have you heard the Heritage Singers bless us with their lovely voices?

            God said it!
            I believe it!
            That's good enough for me!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #546
              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #547
                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post


                Catchy tune, Brother. Is that Porter Waggoner?
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Brother Tobias
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2015
                  • 63

                  #548
                  Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                  The deck of cards. He has no Bible but Jesus is in hes heart.

                  1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:

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                  • Youth Minister Harry
                    Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 832

                    #549
                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    The older boys in our No-Homo™ Youth Choir have formed a glorious little Bible band called "Killing For Christ". Every lyric is based on lessons from the KJV 1611. Praise God!


                    Here's a little Biblical diddler about what to do to a suspected witch.

                    Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                    -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #550
                      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                      Understand Your Man - by the GODLY Johnny Cash

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #551
                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        Burgers, fries and cherry pies.

                        (I'm not sure who the picture is of the negro on the album..... suspected pie thief? )

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                        • Youth Minister Harry
                          Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 832

                          #552
                          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                          I was doing research for the Boys No-Homo Youth Group and I found a wonderful new Christian Contemporary number about young people having faith in Christ. I have been so inspired by it, I've watched it over and over and over again! Praise Jesus!


                          Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                          -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                          • Bjorn Jensen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 2355

                            #553
                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            Could this be the best Christian country song ever, aside from Roper Crossburn's stuff?

                            If You Don't Love Jesus - Go to Hell, by Billy Joe Shaver

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                            • Aron the poof
                              Unsaved trash, toothless scotsman
                              • Nov 2015
                              • 8

                              #554
                              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                              This song made me christian now I'm not gay and I haven't sinned since.

                              ***Attempt to seduce children into Satanism removed***

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                              • Aron the poof
                                Unsaved trash, toothless scotsman
                                • Nov 2015
                                • 8

                                #555
                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                This one is good too ***Attempt to mock Jesus with a video link removed***

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