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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1546
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    WORSE: Obama makes "the monkey look" a popular fashion.



    NEXT: Beer flavored ice cream
    Worse: Ice cream-flavored beer. :projectile:

    NEXT: Nobody signs the Catholics' anti-gay-marriage petition.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Leah Rebecca
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2012
        • 23
        #1547
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Worse: Ice cream-flavored beer. :projectile:

        NEXT: Nobody signs the Catholics' anti-gay-marriage petition.
        Worse: The Catholics change their minds and start a petition to mandate gay marriage.

        Next: Negros figure out how to... get ahead

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #1548
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
            Worse: The Catholics change their minds and start a petition to mandate gay marriage.

            Next: Negros figure out how to... get ahead
            Worse: Then they shrink it!



            Next: Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is caught in a rent-boy prostitution sting.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • herbertLovesGod
                Guest
                • Mar 2012
                • 223
                #1549
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Worse: Then they shrink it!



                Next: Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is caught in a rent-boy prostitution sting.
                Worse: Someone is actually surprised.

                Next: The Canadian "NDP" enters the US race and beats out the two republican candidates (mitt and obama) in 2012!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #1550
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                    Worse: Someone is actually surprised.

                    Next: The Canadian "NDP" enters the US race and beats out the two republican candidates (mitt and obama) in 2012!
                    WORSE: The winner of the election next November is some lying flip flopper with a secret agenda to turn America into a Theocracy under the control of an extremist cult. (PRAISE Jesus Mitt Romney will win and this won't happen!)

                    NEXT: Economy destroying tax hike of 1% on cigarettes.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • lukasekman
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 614
                        #1551
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        WORSE: The winner of the election next November is some lying flip flopper with a secret agenda to turn America into a Theocracy under the control of an extremist cult. (PRAISE Jesus Mitt Romney will win and this won't happen!)

                        NEXT: Economy destroying tax hike of 1% on cigarettes.
                        WORSE: Estimated revenues from cigarette tax is channeled so welfare moms can drug their diabetes possessed kids with insulin for free

                        NEXT: Abortions

                        sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                        Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                        ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                        ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                        ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                          • Liam the ex-drunk
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 403
                            #1552
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Worse: Pregnant rapees forced to have an abortion.

                            Next: Whale hunting is totally banned world-wide.
                            Matthew 10:34
                            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409
                                #1553
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                                Next: Whale hunting is totally banned world-wide.
                                Worse: Atheist Japs fail to all starve to death.

                                Next: New politically correct laws force the incumbent President Romney to hire a percentage quota of gay and transgender interns.
                                sigpic
                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #1554
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                    Worse: Atheist Japs fail to all starve to death.

                                    Next: New politically correct laws force the incumbent President Romney to hire a percentage quota of gay and transgender interns.
                                    WORSE: He easily fills them from Salt Lake City.

                                    NEXT: Soldiers crying about invading Iran like a bunch of Frenchmen.

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #1555
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                                        NEXT: Soldiers crying about invading Iran like a bunch of Frenchmen.
                                        Worse: Obama's gay soldiers refusing to kill islamofacists when they clearly need killing!




                                        Next: Obama's gay soldiers taking control of America and forcing all True Christians(tm) into gay marriage!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • lukasekman
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 614
                                            #1556
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Worse: Obama's gay soldiers refusing to kill islamofacists when they clearly need killing!

                                            Next: Obama's gay soldiers taking control of America and forcing all True Christians™ into gay marriage!
                                            Ouch!
                                            WORSE: A lethal virus is spread through all homosexual intercourses, causing inveterate flatulence, excoriation of anus, intussusception and colon prolapse.

                                            NEXT: An atheist at NORAD mistake a flying horse for an asteroid

                                            sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                                            Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                                            ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                                            ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                                            ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                                              • Joshua.Wright
                                                Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                                                • Mar 2012
                                                • 41
                                                #1557
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                                                Ouch!
                                                WORSE: A lethal virus is spread through all homosexual intercourses, causing inveterate flatulence, excoriation of anus, intussusception and colon prolapse.

                                                NEXT: An atheist at NORAD mistake a flying horse for an asteroid
                                                The atheist lives.

                                                Next: A team comprised of Hitter, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong il.
                                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #1558
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post

                                                    Next: A team comprised of Hitter, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong il.
                                                    Worse: All of them lead by satan!




                                                    Next: Radical gays knocking on your door late at night wanting sodomy.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #1559
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Worse: All of them lead by satan!




                                                        Next: Radical gays knocking on your door late at night wanting sodomy.
                                                        Worse: Hitler, Osama, Castro, and Kim Jong Il knocking at your door late at night wanting sodomy . . . and brains!

                                                        Next: Following the tradition of "no new ideas ever", Hollywood releases a remake of Bewitched Halloween Dark Shadows The Flying Nun.
                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                          • Joshua.Wright
                                                            Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                                                            • Mar 2012
                                                            • 41
                                                            #1560
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Worse: They cast one of the "stars" of a Disney show.

                                                            Next: Being force to listen to constant Katty perry
                                                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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