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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #436
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    Barney telling your children to love retarded kids

    Mick Jagger
    Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, in the nude.

    Wow, I can't think of anything worse. Someone make THAT worse!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027
        #437
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, in the nude.

        Wow, I can't think of anything worse. Someone make THAT worse!
        You set a hard task indeed, Reverend Rodimer.....

        Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, in the nude, wearing fig leaves and posing like statues.

        Next: The "person" in the next Pew coughing wetly during Sunday Services

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          • lord warrior
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2007
            • 406
            #438
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            The person next to you coughing up blood. Then you realize it's the gut with AID's.

            Richard Simmons is talking to your kids.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #439
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
                The person next to you coughing up blood. Then you realize it's the guy with AIDS.

                Richard Simmons is talking to your kids.
                Richard Simmons talking to your little boy, who then tells you he wants to be just like Richard when he grows up.

                Next: The phone ringing at 3 am.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Johnnyboy
                    True Christian™ fisherman
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 801
                    #440
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    A nude Richard Simmons is talking to your kids...and they're listening.

                    Jo Freddie(spaghetti noodle lover boy) moves next door

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #441
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        And you're fresh out of bricks...

                        Next: Jezebel

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #442
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                            Next: Jezebel
                            You mean Rachael VanWidebottom, our resident witch?

                            --Dancing skyclad. No one needs to see that much cellulite.


                            Next: Rael
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2009
                                • 666
                                #443
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Next: Rael
                                Rael ripping off MY religion and turning it into a multi-million dollar enterprise with hundreds of women at his feet.

                                Next: Tupac Shakur
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                                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                Hosea 9:7
                                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jan 2009
                                    • 974
                                    #444
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                    Rael ripping off MY religion and turning it into a multi-million dollar enterprise with hundreds of women at his feet.

                                    Next: Tupac Shakur
                                    Tupac Shakur and Madonna sex tape leaked.
                                    Next: Bono
                                    Luke 5:31
                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #445
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        CHASTITY THE SHE-MALE Bono


                                        Next: Kathy Griffin

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                                          • Larry Lee
                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 4464
                                            #446
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                            Next: Kathy Griffin
                                            uhmmm, Who?

                                            Next: An inappropriate woody
                                            sigpic

                                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #447
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                uhmmm, Who?

                                                Next: An inappropriate woody
                                                An inappropriate Woody at the beach!



                                                Next:

                                                A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody!

                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                  • Tertius The Scribe
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 452
                                                    #448
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    An inappropriate Woody at the beach!



                                                    Next:

                                                    A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody!

                                                    A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody that works for Al Queida!

                                                    Next: Stephen Colbert converting to liberalism!

                                                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #449
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                                                        A miscenegatin' inappropriate Woody that works for Al Queida!

                                                        Next: Stephen Colbert converting to liberalism!
                                                        Rupert Murdoch converting to liberalism

                                                        Next: Bill O'Reilly with a loofa in one hand and a twinkle in his eye.
                                                        sigpic

                                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                          • SUV
                                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 11027
                                                            #450
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                            Next: Bill O'Reilly with a loofa in one hand and a twinkle in his eye.
                                                            My dream come True But then Sean Hannity comes along with a hamster and they get *gay* and ignore me

                                                            Next: Someone at Bible Study forgot to study

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