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  • #466
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    You are driving your Escalade and consider buying a smaller vehicle next time.
    You are Driving your Escalade after just having come down from driving a Hummer and you are considering Buying....no. JESUS, NO!!!

    Next: It's time for Church and you can't find a Clean dress with a collar any bigger than a shoebox.

    Okay - you Mens better not be considering this under any circumstance!

    For you Mens: It's time for Church and and you have nothing but a $50 bill to put into the Collection Plate

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    • #467
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      You are Driving your Escalade after just having come down from driving a Hummer and you are considering Buying....no. JESUS, NO!!!

      Next: It's time for Church and you can't find a Clean dress with a collar any bigger than a shoebox.

      Okay - you Mens better not be considering this under any circumstance!

      For you Mens: It's time for Church and and you have nothing but a $50 bill to put into the Collection Plate
      You break the fifty by buying beer enroute to Church (which you drink enroute) having only pocket change for the plate, which you toss in from ten yards!

      After all the beer, sitting in the hot church, your really have to pee when you kneel in the pew..........
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #468
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        You break the fifty by buying beer enroute to Church (which you drink enroute) having only pocket change for the plate, which you toss in from ten yards!

        After all the beer, sitting in the hot church, your really have to pee when you kneel in the pew..........
        You see that the lady in the pew in front of you has conveniantly kicked her shoe behind her, but it's only a size 6 and its an open toe shoe.

        Playing a threesome of golf with True Christians and finding only two beers left in the cooler.

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        • #469
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          And they both got to the cooler first.

          Next: Fox News is bought by Ted Turner

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          • #470
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            And they both got to the cooler first.

            Next: Fox News is bought by Ted Turner
            produced by Jane Fonda and anchored by Keith Olbermann.


            Running out of propane in the middle of a fish fry.

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            • #471
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Running out of propane in the entire world.

              Next: Smart cars.

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              • #472
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Next: Smart cars.
                Smart bars

                Next: The "woman" in line next to me, buying marked-down items, has never read her KJV 1611

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                • #473
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  and she has a protruding Adam's apple!

                  Next: Chastity Bono

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                  • #474
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    and she has a protruding Adam's apple!

                    Next: Chastity Bono
                    Chas Bono

                    Next: Elijah Blue's music
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                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                    • #475
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      Chas Bono

                      Next: Elijah Blue's music
                      Celine Dion's music.

                      Next: National Public Radio (No Penis Radio ) becoming mandatory listening.

                      Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                      All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                      • #476
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                        Celine Dion's music.

                        Next: National Public Radio (No Penis Radio ) becoming mandatory listening.
                        ...with headphones!

                        Next: Susan Stamberg returns as an All Things Considered anchor.
                        sigpic

                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • #477
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          . . . and no one has any duct tape!

                          Next: The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement and hunters with special permits.
                          sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                          21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                          • #478
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
                            . . . and no one has any duct tape!

                            Next: The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement and hunters with special permits.
                            The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement, hunters with special permits, and homosexuals!

                            Next: Negro rap crap.

                            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                            • #479
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                              The Obama administration outlaws gun ownership except for law enforcement, hunters with special permits, and homosexuals!

                              Next: Negro rap crap.
                              ...performed by white people.

                              Next: Scarlet harlot Amy Grant
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                              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • #480
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                ...performed by white people.

                                Next: Scarlet harlot Amy Grant
                                Having to put up with hearing "Baby, Baby" for months way back in 1990.

                                Next: South Carolina's governor busted for "working on trannies".

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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