Someone at Bible Studies studied the Quran instead!
Next: The Church bake sale gets canceled.
The Church Golf Tournament gets canceled!
Next: Having negroes move in next door to you...in a house, not servant's quarters.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne."Check your local cable listings.
The person next to you coughing up blood. Then you realize it's the gut with AID's.
Richard Simmons is talking to your kids.
Richard Simmons talking to your kids and him saying your kids are too queer to be around.
You find Anne Franks in your attic...
Poop..... out of sequence.... delete if it is deemed to be....
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Well, I once found Ballpark Franks in my cellar. Crawling with ants, though
Next: A bum asks you for a quarter.
You give him a quarter pounder warmed in your arm pit
You find jit on your tail pipe, sparf on your headlights
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Next: After striving mightily to become a Plutonium Tither, you find you must buy Clothing and produce "off the rack"
The 'rack' the clothes came off of was a silicone enhanced bimbette
You are driving your Escalade and consider buying a smaller vehicle next time.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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