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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414
    #841
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Next: Fair Trade Coffee
    This confuses me. Why are people trading for coffee? Can't they just go into the market and buy some picked by the finest serfs in South America?
    You know what's worse? Unfair coffee picked by uppity serfs who feel they deserve more that what they're worth for doing nothing more than picking beans off trees!

    Next: Forgotten victims.
    Posted via Prayer

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801
        #842
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        This confuses me. Why are people trading for coffee? Can't they just go into the market and buy some picked by the finest serfs in South America?
        You know what's worse? Unfair coffee picked by uppity serfs who feel they deserve more that what they're worth for doing nothing more than picking beans off trees!

        Next: Forgotten victims.
        Forgotten victims forgetting who victimized them.

        Next: Helen Keller.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #843
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
            Forgotten victims forgetting who victimized them.

            Next: Helen Keller.
            Helen Keller, Medicine Woman.

            Next: Seventh-Day Adventists.
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              • Larry Lee
                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                True Christian™ Theologian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 4464
                #844
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                Next: Helen Keller.
                Helen Merrill (world's most God-awful Peggy Lee wannabe; I guess most of the True Christians(tm) here will just have to trust me on this one)

                Next: Jazz
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                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • Larry Lee
                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4464
                    #845
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    Helen Keller, Medicine Woman.

                    Next: Seventh-Day Adventists.
                    Seventh-Day Adventists playing jazz

                    Next: The Satanic posting delays that result from a global forum that serves an international community.
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                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #846
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                        Next: The Satanic posting delays that result from a global forum that serves an international community.
                        The Roman pope reading all of our posts!

                        Next: Security guards discovering the Chick Tracts that I had taped to each and every seat in the papist church where Teddy Kennedy's funeral is being held tomorrow.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Loquacious Jefferson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 43
                            #847
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The Roman pope reading all of our posts!

                            Next: Security guards discovering the Chick Tracts that I had taped to each and every seat in the papist church where Teddy Kennedy's funeral is being held tomorrow.
                            If dey replace all dem tracts wif li'l bottles o' scotch.

                            Next: Al Franken
                            No matter what, you gotta strut!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #848
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Frankenstein

                                Next: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 8622
                                    #849
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Fellow WB TV show and false heretical "Christian" propoganda "Seventh Heaven".

                                    Next: People who hold Guinness world records for stupid things like consecutive one-legged pogo stick jumps or world's largest collection of matchbooks.

                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                      • Larry Lee
                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 4464
                                        #850
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                        Fellow WB TV show and false heretical "Christian" propoganda "Seventh Heaven".

                                        Next: People who hold Guinness world records for stupid things like consecutive one-legged pogo stick jumps or world's largest collection of matchbooks.
                                        People who hold world records for things that cause Jesus to cross His legs (e.g., Erin Daye).

                                        Next: Ugly "heirloom" vegetables weeds
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                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                          • Jango M Toad
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 1
                                            #851
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                            People who hold world records for things that cause Jesus to cross His legs (e.g., Erin Daye).

                                            Next: Ugly "heirloom" vegetables weeds

                                            Ugly Heirloom Weeds owned by Muslims.


                                            The Internet (EX. 4chan)

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                                              • David Goldman
                                                (not a Jew)
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 700
                                                #852
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Jango M Toad View Post
                                                Ugly Heirloom Weeds owned by Muslims.


                                                The Internet (EX. 4chan)
                                                4chan imposters on the internet failing on their first post in our Godly forums by not first posting in the introduction forum found HERE.

                                                Next: Dealing with Unsaved Trash
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                                                Proverbs 27:17
                                                Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                                                Romans 1:20
                                                For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                                                2 Timothy 2:15
                                                Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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                                                  • Musika
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 46
                                                    #853
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                                    New Kids on the Block taking on 'N Synche in a tag team Jello Wrestling Match.

                                                    Next: Belgium
                                                    Belgium run by catholics... oh wait...

                                                    Next:Musika (Is it possible to make this worse?!?!? )
                                                    Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 09-03-2009, 09:29 PM. Reason: minor grammar error

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                                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 18405
                                                        #854
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
                                                        4chan imposters on the internet failing on their first post in our Godly forums by not first posting in the introduction forum found HERE.

                                                        Next: Dealing with Unsaved Trash
                                                        Dealing with unsaved trash who think they are wits and not the crashing bores.

                                                        Obama speaking to the nations school childern.

                                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                          • David Goldman
                                                            (not a Jew)
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 700
                                                            #855
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                            Dealing with unsaved trash who think they are wits and not the crashing bores.

                                                            Obama speaking to the nations school childern.
                                                            Obama forcing said school children to then sing songs of priase about him.

                                                            Next: The "Swine Flu" fashion statement:
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                                                            Proverbs 27:17
                                                            Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                                                            Romans 1:20
                                                            For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                                                            2 Timothy 2:15
                                                            Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

                                                            ___________________
                                                            Connect with me on:
                                                            Facebook -- Youtube -- Twitter

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