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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1351
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    Next: Obama announces he's a steak and potatoes man
    ...And then orders the Whitehouse chefs to serve raw fish and girlyboy salads at dinner.


    Next: Iowa State Troopers investigate the stench of rotting witch carcases in and around Freehold because a certain security team has yet to dispose of the bodies.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jenni111
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 323
        #1352
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        ...And then orders the Whitehouse chefs to serve raw fish and girlyboy salads at dinner.


        Next: Iowa State Troopers investigate the stench of rotting witch carcases in and around Freehold because a certain security team has yet to dispose of the bodies.
        The state troopers have leather straps

        Next: South Korea has a secret base in Cuba

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #1353
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Cuba has a secret base in Iowa!

            Next: Japanimation

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #1354
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Next: Japanimation
                Pathetic wannabee American kids worshiping the slope culture through devotion to Japanimation instead of Jesus!

                Next: McDonald's runs a sale on McRib sandwiches in the ghetto.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Lola Handcock
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 739
                    #1355
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Next: McDonald's runs a sale on McRib sandwiches in the ghetto.

                    15 white people are trampled to death by 5 busloads of Negros


                    next ... Hillary Clinton is elected to the office of President....

                    ( just try and make that any worse)

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #1356
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Hillary Clinton does away with the presidency and crowns herself Queen of America!

                        Next: Try to make THAT worse!

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930
                            #1357
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Next: Try to make THAT worse!
                            Nancy Pelosi does away with the presidency and crowns herself Queen of America!

                            The worst unemployment rate since Carter's high of 10.1 in 1983!
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Lola Handcock
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 739
                                #1358
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                The worst unemployment rate since Carter's high of 10.1 in 1983!
                                the US turns into a communist country ran by Homers

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                                  • Brother Enoch
                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 4392
                                    #1359
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                                    the US turns into a communist country ran by Homers
                                    And you like it!

                                    Next: The communist homer government forces you take a mandatory AIDS vaccine that turns you gay!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #1360
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                        Next: The communist homer government forces you take a mandatory AIDS vaccine that turns you gay!
                                        You're describing Canada. What's worse, Africa?


                                        Next: Demoncrats vote to tax Christian churches.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #1361
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            DemocRATS vote to burn Christian churches

                                            Next: forcing children to go to public schools

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                                              • Bryan Tamariki
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 285
                                                #1362
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Forcing children to go to Cathylick schools and to 'stay after class'.

                                                Next: The new James Cameron film "Avatard", about spiritually possessing aliens .
                                                Joshua 24:15
                                                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                                  • Brother Enoch
                                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 4392
                                                    #1363
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    Next: forcing children to go to public schools
                                                    Forcing children to go to Catlick school!

                                                    Next: Kim Jong Il moves into your basement

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                                                      • Meek and Humble
                                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                                        Jr. Pastor
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 6197
                                                        #1364
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Kim Jong Il moves into your basement and has nuclear arms aimed to your bedroom, and you know only the Japanese sleeping in the bedroom across the hall can protect you!

                                                        Next: extended metaphors

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                                                          • Brother Enoch
                                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2008
                                                            • 4392
                                                            #1365
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                            Next: extended metaphors
                                                            People who know what 'extended metaphors' means.

                                                            Next: Being trapped in an elevator with a Catlick priest

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