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  • #1351
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    Next: Obama announces he's a steak and potatoes man
    ...And then orders the Whitehouse chefs to serve raw fish and girlyboy salads at dinner.


    Next: Iowa State Troopers investigate the stench of rotting witch carcases in and around Freehold because a certain security team has yet to dispose of the bodies.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #1352
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      ...And then orders the Whitehouse chefs to serve raw fish and girlyboy salads at dinner.


      Next: Iowa State Troopers investigate the stench of rotting witch carcases in and around Freehold because a certain security team has yet to dispose of the bodies.
      The state troopers have leather straps

      Next: South Korea has a secret base in Cuba

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      • #1353
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Cuba has a secret base in Iowa!

        Next: Japanimation

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        • #1354
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Next: Japanimation
          Pathetic wannabee American kids worshiping the slope culture through devotion to Japanimation instead of Jesus!

          Next: McDonald's runs a sale on McRib sandwiches in the ghetto.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #1355
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Next: McDonald's runs a sale on McRib sandwiches in the ghetto.

            15 white people are trampled to death by 5 busloads of Negros


            next ... Hillary Clinton is elected to the office of President....

            ( just try and make that any worse)

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            • #1356
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Hillary Clinton does away with the presidency and crowns herself Queen of America!

              Next: Try to make THAT worse!

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              • #1357
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Next: Try to make THAT worse!
                Nancy Pelosi does away with the presidency and crowns herself Queen of America!

                The worst unemployment rate since Carter's high of 10.1 in 1983!
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #1358
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  The worst unemployment rate since Carter's high of 10.1 in 1983!
                  the US turns into a communist country ran by Homers

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                  • #1359
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                    the US turns into a communist country ran by Homers
                    And you like it!

                    Next: The communist homer government forces you take a mandatory AIDS vaccine that turns you gay!

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                    • #1360
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                      Next: The communist homer government forces you take a mandatory AIDS vaccine that turns you gay!
                      You're describing Canada. What's worse, Africa?


                      Next: Demoncrats vote to tax Christian churches.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1361
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        DemocRATS vote to burn Christian churches

                        Next: forcing children to go to public schools

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                        • #1362
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Forcing children to go to Cathylick schools and to 'stay after class'.

                          Next: The new James Cameron film "Avatard", about spiritually possessing aliens .
                          Joshua 24:15
                          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                          • #1363
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Next: forcing children to go to public schools
                            Forcing children to go to Catlick school!

                            Next: Kim Jong Il moves into your basement

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                            • #1364
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Kim Jong Il moves into your basement and has nuclear arms aimed to your bedroom, and you know only the Japanese sleeping in the bedroom across the hall can protect you!

                              Next: extended metaphors

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                              • #1365
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                Next: extended metaphors
                                People who know what 'extended metaphors' means.

                                Next: Being trapped in an elevator with a Catlick priest

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