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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #766
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    Girls who don't 'Just Say No.'

    Next: Have you seen the airfare to Argentina lately?
    Being forced to buy a ticket to Argentina just to claim a place in a mass grave there, as part of Obama's socialist healthcare plans.

    Next: Women with opinions.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622
        #767
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Being forced to buy a ticket to Argentina just to claim a place in a mass grave there, as part of Obama's socialist healthcare plans.

        Next: Women with opinions.
        Women with penises.

        Next: George Lucas's "Star Wars" Satanic mythos.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #768
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Women with penises.

            Next: George Lucas's "Star Wars" Satanic mythos.
            Militant atheists sneaking around removing the Bibles from hotel rooms and replacing them with Star Wars/Harry Potter crossover slash fiction.

            Next: People with tattoos or piercings.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #769
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                Next: People with tattoos or piercings.
                Christ-killing joos with tattoos who whine and claim that they were treated poorly by Germans.

                Next: People who skim through all the "begats" in the Holy Bible because they think "that part isn't important."
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #770
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Next: People who skim through all the "begats" in the Holy Bible because they think "that part isn't important."
                    Vicious radical atheists who try to claim that the wisdom of 1 Timothy 1:4 (Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do) and Titus 3:9 (But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain) somehow contradicts all the "begats" in the Holy Bible.

                    Next: Curry.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Shinigami
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 116
                        #771
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Vicious radical atheists who try to claim that the wisdom of 1 Timothy 1:4 (Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do) and Titus 3:9 (But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain) somehow contradicts all the "begats" in the Holy Bible.

                        Next: Curry.
                        Curry flavored ramen noodles made by weeaboo college students and eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

                        Next: Twilight movie sequels.
                        I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                          • Larry Lee
                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4464
                            #772
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Shinigami View Post
                            Next: Twilight movie sequels.
                            Tyla Tharp

                            Next: Ethnochoreology
                            sigpic

                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • James says hi
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 16
                                #773
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Gay men in leotards teaching Ethnochoreology to kindergarteners in public schools.

                                Make that worse!

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                                  • Levi Jones
                                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                     
                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 13930
                                    #774
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                    Tyla Tharp

                                    Next: Ethnochoreology
                                    Anglochoreology



                                    Next: Kidney Pie.
                                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #775
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                        Next: Kidney Pie.
                                        Joo kidney pie.



                                        Next: Brown shoes with a black suit.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Larry Lee
                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 4464
                                            #776
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Joo kidney pie.



                                            Next: Brown shoes with a black suit.
                                            ...with dandruff.

                                            Next: A European bathing suit
                                            sigpic

                                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                              • Nurse Clampett
                                                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jan 2009
                                                • 974
                                                #777
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                ...with dandruff.

                                                Next: A European bathing suit
                                                A nude beach.
                                                Next: Mudslime cab drivers.
                                                Luke 5:31
                                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #778
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                    Next: Mudslime cab drivers.
                                                    And their camel breaks down.


                                                    Next: joos with guns.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Nurse Clampett
                                                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 974
                                                        #779
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        And their camel breaks down.


                                                        Next: joos with guns.
                                                        Joos with banks.
                                                        Next: Sammy Davis Jnr.
                                                        Luke 5:31
                                                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #780
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Sammy Davis Jnr come back from the grave!!!

                                                            Next: evil 70's sitcom, M*A*S*H*

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