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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622
    #751
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Sacrificing Vegetables to Baphomet on the Winter Solstice at Stonehenge surrounded by 13 naked hairy male witches.

    Next: Stupid fire code laws that say there must be a clear path to fire exits (but how else can we maximize room space and pack in worshippers?)

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553
        #752
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post


        Next: Stupid fire code laws that say there must be a clear path to fire exits (but how else can we maximize room space and pack in worshippers?)
        The State Fire Marshall shows up and my bag man Brother Bobby Joe is nowhere to be found.


        Next: Filthy Gypsy scum.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801
            #753
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The State Fire Marshall shows up and my bag man Brother Bobby Joe is nowhere to be found.


            Next: Filthy Gypsy scum.

            Listening to Cher sing about filthy Gypsy scum.

            Next: Retards on the "Short Bus".

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449
                #754
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Retardeds in a stretch limo!

                Next: Ozzy Osbourne.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553
                    #755
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Retardeds in a stretch limo!

                    Next: Ozzy Osbourne.
                    See above.


                    Next: Rancid Greek cheese.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #756
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        See above.


                        Next: Rancid Greek cheese.
                        Rancid Greek Cheese on a "healthy salad" Even at the nice places like the Feast of Cana server that nonsense. I don't want to be eating my nice steak while someone is grazing on garbage next to me.

                        NEXT: Pretentious gourmets with their exotica foreign foods like Dijon muster and worchester sauce

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • H. Montague Worthington
                            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2716
                            #757
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                            Next: Rancid Greek cheese.
                            Finding out the source of that rancid Greek cheese is not a cow or sheep.

                            Next: The Pacific Ocean

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #758
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Getting Dijon mustard in your eye.

                                Next: Jamie Oliver.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • Johnnyboy
                                    True Christian™ fisherman
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 801
                                    #759
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                    Getting Dijon mustard in your eye.

                                    Next: Jamie Oliver.
                                    Naked Jamie Oliver making his "Special Sauce" in your kitchen while your wife and kids look on.

                                    Next: Midget porn

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                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #760
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Gay midget porn

                                        Next: Albino people

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                                          • Johnnyboy
                                            True Christian™ fisherman
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 801
                                            #761
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                            Gay midget porn

                                            Next: Albino people
                                            Gay albino midget porn.

                                            Next: Hindu's
                                            Last edited by Johnnyboy; 08-21-2009, 05:01 PM. Reason: typo

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #762
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Hindu's and Muslims joining forces!!!

                                                Next: improper use of apostrophes

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                                                  • Larry Lee
                                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 4464
                                                    #763
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    Hindu's and Muslims joining forces!!!

                                                    Next: improper use of apostrophes
                                                    One of Brother Nobar King's scoldings about the improper use of apostrophes.

                                                    Next: The improper use of the Landover taser.
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                                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 18405
                                                        #764
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                        One of Brother Nobar King's scoldings about the improper use of apostrophes.

                                                        Next: The improper use of the Landover taser.
                                                        False charges about improper taser use and an absurd wrongful death lawsuit.

                                                        Next: Accusations of immoral conduct by a Landover Baptist Christian University theologian with the entire Landover Baptist Christian University Woman's Debate team.

                                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                          • Larry Lee
                                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 4464
                                                            #765
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                            False charges about improper taser use and an absurd wrongful death lawsuit.

                                                            Next: Accusations of immoral conduct by a Landover Baptist Christian University theologian with the entire Landover Baptist Christian University Woman's Debate team.
                                                            Girls who don't 'Just Say No.'

                                                            Next: Have you seen the airfare to Argentina lately?
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                                                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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