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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1246
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
    Next : Increasing illiteracy levels!
    ...amoung Normal (White Christian) people!


    Next: A wife who bakes bad pies.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Zeldafan
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2009
        • 35
        #1247
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        ...amoung Normal (White Christian) people!


        Next: A wife who bakes bad pies.
        A wife who bakes bad pies and doesn't admit it!

        Next: Prescription drugs with bad side effects!

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #1248
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Taking evil medicine instead of having faith in God.

            Next: evil Nintendo games that turn children gay!

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              • Zeldafan
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2009
                • 35
                #1249
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Taking evil medicine instead of having faith in God.

                Next: evil Nintendo games that turn children gay!
                Evil Nintendo games that turn children gay AND melt their brains.

                Next: Barack Obama trying to convince people he's good.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930
                    #1250
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Zeldafan69 View Post
                    Evil Nintendo games that turn children gay AND melt their brains.

                    Next: Barack Obama trying to convince people he's good.
                    Barack Obama posting at LBC.

                    Unsaved trash dopeheads posting at LBC.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Zeldafan
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 35
                        #1251
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Barack Obama posting at LBC.

                        Unsaved trash dopeheads posting at LBC.
                        Unsaved trash dopeheads posting on LBC forums who can't take a hint.

                        Next: People who aren't polite!

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #1252
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            People who enjoy things from the Godless country of Japan.

                            Next: Gothic novels

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                              • Zeldafan
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 35
                                #1253
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                People who enjoy things from the Godless country of Japan.

                                Next: Gothic novels
                                Gothic novels in a Christian bookstore!

                                Next: Cigarettes

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1254
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Anti-Freedom, hate-mongering Liberal elitists trying to ban us from our God-given right to smoke wherever and whenever we want.

                                    Next: birth control

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                                      • Zeldafan
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Oct 2009
                                        • 35
                                        #1255
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        Anti-Freedom, hate-mongering Liberal elitists trying to ban us from our God-given right to smoke wherever and whenever we want.

                                        Next: birth control
                                        Birth control used by slutty teenage girls!

                                        Next: Anti-Freedom, hate-mongering Liberal elitists trying to ban us from our God-given right to smoke wherever, WHATEVER and whenever we want.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1256
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Zeldafan View Post
                                            Next: Anti-Freedom, hate-mongering Liberal elitists trying to ban us from our God-given right to smoke wherever, WHATEVER and whenever we want.
                                            You do NOT have a "God-given right to smoke anything" at all! In fact, YOU don't have any God-given rights to ANYTHING, because you have rejected Christ.

                                            Next: Unsaved fools spamming God's favorite forum with nonsense instead of accepting Jesus as his personal Savior.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Zeldafan
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Oct 2009
                                                • 35
                                                #1257
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                You do NOT have a "God-given right to smoke anything" at all! In fact, YOU don't have any God-given rights to ANYTHING, because you have rejected Christ.

                                                Next: Unsaved fools spamming God's favorite forum with nonsense instead of accepting Jesus as his personal Savior.
                                                I may not...but you and all the fine folks here at LBC sure do!

                                                Next: Hatred towards which one does not understand.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #1258
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Zeldafan View Post
                                                    Next: Hatred towards which one does not understand.
                                                    Hatred towards God Almighty!


                                                    Next: Robbing Jesus.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Meek and Humble
                                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                                        Jr. Pastor
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 6197
                                                        #1259
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Robbing Jesus by not tithing every Sunday

                                                        Next: Benny Hinn

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #1260
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                            Next: Benny Hinn
                                                            A Holy Ghost ENEMA!

                                                            Next: Glenn Beck converts to Islam.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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