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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #1681
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Oh, your mother must think you're so smart.
    True, my mother always said that I was her best student, crap I did not have any brothers or sisters.


    The person below me thinks that a family reunion is a good place to find a date.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #1682
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      The person below me thinks that a family reunion is a good place to find a date.
      Better'n a Democratic Party Convention!

      The person below thinks Pat Robertson would make a fine President.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #1683
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Better'n a Democratic Party Convention!

        The person below thinks Pat Robertson would make a fine President.
        False - unless we are talking President of the Asylum inmate association.
        The person below thinks Bobby Henderson would make a fine President.
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        May my Sauce be with you!
        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
        The Loose Canon - HTML version
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        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
        I have been to The Volcano!

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        • Brother Snapper Grogan
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 608

          #1684
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          The person below thinks Bobby Henderson would make a fine President.
          False. I have no idea who Bobby King is. Is he another Godless Hell-bound noodle-lover?

          The person below longs for salvation through Jesus Christ but is held back by serial self-abuse.
          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #1685
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
            The person below longs for salvation through Jesus Christ but is held back by serial self-abuse.
            TRUE


            The person below me prays for rain today because the garden is looking a tad sick
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #1686
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
              The person below me prays for rain today because the garden is looking a tad sick
              False, I have a inground sprinkler system, it keeps my estate emerald green. Now if I could just convince my two nigra gardeners that it is not to be used as an outdoors shower. Nothing worse than two naked nigras covered in soap showering in your back yard.

              The person below me has a Homersexural fantasy.

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #1687
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                The person below me has a Homersexural fantasy.
                False. As a middle (older hmm cough cough splutter) aged virgin ... any fantasies are looooooong gone.

                The person below me thinks that animals go to heaven when they die.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #1688
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                  False. As a middle (older hmm cough cough splutter) aged virgin ... any fantasies are looooooong gone.

                  The person below me thinks that animals go to heaven when they die.
                  False, there is no scripture to support it, it's just wishful thinking on pet owners part.

                  The person below me eats Kosher foods just in case.
                  Drama queen

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #1689
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

                    The person below me eats Kosher foods just in case.
                    False, I eat all meats including pig. How can you have Easter without it?


                    The person below me has a homersexural son, time to come clean!
                    Attached Files

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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900

                      #1690
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      False, I eat all meats including pig. How can you have Easter without it?


                      The person below me has a homersexural son, time to come clean!
                      I don't know what you mean.
                      The person below me is due money in his near future
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • Sam Diamond
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 182

                        #1691
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                        I don't know what you mean.
                        The person below me is due money in his near future
                        Are you sure you don't know what he means?


                        The person below me needs to tell the truth! Money will not set you free, but the truth and Jesus will

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                        • Benedict A. Davis
                          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 3900

                          #1692
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                          Are you sure you don't know what he means?


                          The person below me needs to tell the truth! Money will not set you free, but the truth and Jesus will
                          true but this person needs a bit of time in his prayer closet

                          The person below me gets to chat with Mr diamond while I'm gone
                          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                          • Sam Diamond
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 182

                            #1693
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                            The person below me gets to chat with Mr diamond while I'm gone
                            False, I don't talk to myself.

                            The person below me thinks that procrastination will make his trouble's go away.

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                            • Benedict A. Davis
                              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 3900

                              #1694
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                              False, I don't talk to myself.

                              The person below me thinks that procrastination will make his trouble's go away.
                              false he is still in his prayer closet speaking with the Lord.
                              The person below me still hasn't mentioned a price
                              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #1695
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                                The person below me still hasn't mentioned a price

                                True some people can not be bribed. You cant buy your way into Heaven, well kind of I guess. A proper tithe does get you a better seat.

                                The person below me will come out of the prayer closet a new man.

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