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  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    False. While Mr. Whitford admires Brother Hatchet's taste in clothing for his level of tither, my husband's tailor is much more exclusive.

    The person below me has prayed for B. Hussein Obama to come forth with definitive proof of his place of birth.
    True! Unfortunately, God's answer was "No."

    The person below me has been "thoroughly probed" by Sam Diamond.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      No idea what do you mean by that.

      The person under me has the hunger for God's Word now.
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      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Malaysia_Christian View Post
        No idea what do you mean by that.

        The person under me has the hunger for God's Word now.
        True. I'm starving for the Holy Word and bacon.

        The person under me knows President Sambo is queer.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Honestly no idea what a queer is. sorry for my lack in vocab.

          But I just follow your idea then. Yes.

          The person below me thinks David Rockafeller should be assasinated.
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          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Malaysia_Christian View Post
            Honestly no idea what a queer is. sorry for my lack in vocab.

            But I just follow your idea then. Yes.

            The person below me thinks David Rockafeller should be assasinated.
            False. I bear no ill-will towards people I have never heard of.

            The person under me has never ever read the Bible backwards, not even for a bet.

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            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              He is the one who founded the Bilderberg group, which in return... bla bla bla... read www.prisonplanet.com.

              He's new world order scum.

              I never read bible backward, so true.

              The person below is married.
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              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Malaysia_Christian View Post

                The person below is married.
                True, and have been for 23 years . Can someone tell me how to stop the noise in my ears. I have had it for 23 years.

                The person below me wears Mormon's magic underwear

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                • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  The person below me wears Mormon's magic underwear
                  False, but I have a few pair in my trophy room. Long story.


                  The person under me loves the new KFC Doubledown. All 1200 calories of it!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    False, but I have a few pair in my trophy room. Long story.


                    The person under me loves the new KFC Doubledown. All 1200 calories of it!
                    True! Almost as much as I love the KJV!

                    But not quite.

                    The person below me isn't sure why so many so-called Christians rant about the "new world order" when the Bible makes it clear that a one-world government must occur before Jesus can return. (Are these people actually God-mockers who don't want Jesus to come back?)
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      The person below me isn't sure why so many so-called Christians rant about the "new world order" when the Bible makes it clear that a one-world government must occur before Jesus can return. (Are these people actually God-mockers who don't want Jesus to come back?)
                      False, I just pray that Osamba will not be the leader. Perhaps Sister Palin or Brother Huckabee.

                      The person below me is ashamed that they did not Tithe their full 30% last week. Cheating Jesus is wrong!

                      PS Rev Rodimer you enjoyed the probe

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                      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                        False, I just pray that Osamba will not be the leader. Perhaps Sister Palin or Brother Huckabee.

                        The person below me is ashamed that they did not Tithe their full 30% last week. Cheating Jesus is wrong!

                        PS Rev Rodimer you enjoyed the probe
                        Mr. Diamond, why are you praying that Sarah Palin or Mike Huckabee is the antiChrist? That doesn't make sense.

                        As a Pastor, my income comes from my church. My congregation and I agreed that it makes little sense for the church to pay me so I can give money back to the church, so I tithe by agreeing to a pay reduction of 30% based upon the average Pastor's salary of comparably-sized Bible-believing Baptist churches nationwide.

                        Tl;dr? False.

                        And you can wipe that "probing" grin off your face, Diamond. I could tell you were having a grand old time . . . Me, I was disgusted and horrified, and felt brutally violated by the time it was all over! I think I need another shower.

                        The person below me has no idea what Mr. Diamond and I are talking about, and has the good sense to keep it that way.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          The person below me has no idea what Mr. Diamond and I are talking about, and has the good sense to keep it that way.
                          Yep, in fact I'm sort of sorry I wandered into this thread.

                          The person below me is planning to participate in Draw Mohammad day.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            The person below me is planning to participate in Draw Mohammad day.
                            True, my own drawing skills are too awful for that but a lot of my grandchildren will participate and we intend to make it a family happening.

                            The person below me is also disappointed that the rumors about Steve Jobs death turned out to be exaggerated.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              True, my own drawing skills are too awful for that but a lot of my grandchildren will participate and we intend to make it a family happening.

                              The person below me is also disappointed that the rumors about Steve Jobs death turned out to be exaggerated.
                              True. He is the reason why colleges are LIEbral centrals instead of the bible-reading troop-supporting utopias they used to be.

                              The Person under me is protesting the Graduation of the lesbian teen Constance McMillenon May 22 from 3-4 pm at Itawamba Community College at the Itawamba Agricultural High School with bretheren from the Westboro Baptist Church.
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                              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False. I'll be with Shirley and the rest of the gang in Iceland. We're protesting the erupting earthquake and telling the populace about God's unmistakeable wrath.

                                The person below me secretly reads Harry Potter books.

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