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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14076

    #1726
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    The person below me knows the true value of Sauce.
    False. If ever one were to discover the true value of Sauce, the PFM would change the answer just to mess with us. There is evidence this has already happened.

    The next person agrees that garlic is a vegetable, not a spice (and has TicTacs available).

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #1727
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      The next person agrees that garlic is a vegetable, not a spice (and has TicTacs available).
      True and False; garlic is both a vegetable and a spice.

      The person below me is nauseated by lesbians when they touch eachother sensuously.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951

        #1728
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        True and False; garlic is both a vegetable and a spice.

        The person below me is nauseated by lesbians when they touch eachother sensuously.
        True. There is nothing more frustrating than knowing that women are abusing God's gift of pleasurable sex MEANT to recruit troops into the army of Christ for their own sick sexual motives. You can't open the door to Salvation by rubbing a lock against a lock. Man is the key.

        The person below me has been beaten by their father, and thanked him for it.
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #1729
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
          True. There is nothing more frustrating than knowing that women are abusing God's gift of pleasurable sex MEANT to recruit troops into the army of Christ for their own sick sexual motives. You can't open the door to Salvation by rubbing a lock against a lock. Man is the key.

          The person below me has been beaten by their father, and thanked him for it.
          True and thank him daily for this gift from his heart.

          The person below me has a wife that he does not practice this form of love with.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #1730
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
            The person below me has a wife that he does not practice this form of love with.
            False, but I have been known to give my fiancee a shiner or two for burning my steak.

            The person under me was snoring during my sermon this morning and is going to face public ridicule unless I get an apology forthwith!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #1731
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              False, but I have been known to give my fiancee a shiner or two for burning my steak.

              The person under me was snoring during my sermon this morning and is going to face public ridicule unless I get an apology forthwith!
              False as I was not there, but had I been I dare say I would have been either or

              The person below me know deep down Twas the Flying Spaghetti Monster that created our stony friends, the mountains, and our wooden friends, the trees.
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              • Seth Campbell
                Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1565

                #1732
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                False, but I have been known to give my fiancee a shiner or two for burning my steak.

                The person under me was snoring during my sermon this morning and is going to face public ridicule unless I get an apology forthwith!
                True, and I'm very sorry about that. It's all this flying back and forth between BC and Iowa, I wont let it happen again

                Edit, one got in inbetween : False, God created everything

                The person below me is tired of spaghetti brains derailing all the threads.
                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #1733
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post

                  The person below me is tired of spaghetti brains derailing all the threads.
                  AMEN! True as true can be only I am for reasons I cannot go into here unable to ban him from these Godly forums...


                  The person under me wonders why coons like watermelon so much.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #1734
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                    Edit, one got in inbetween : False, God created everything
                    That is what I said God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                    The person below me is tired of spaghetti brains derailing all the threads.
                    False - You have something against the TRUTH? Oh yes I remember, you can't handle the truth, you like your fairy tales.

                    The person below me thinks Stargate Universe was a mistake and they should have never have axed SG1 and Atlantis.
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                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                    • GodIsAlmighty
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 184

                      #1735
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      The person below me thinks Stargate Universe was a mistake and they should have never have axed SG1 and Atlantis.
                      I would say true, but I also do not agree with whatever you said afterward (I think it's klingon - it sure isn't english). I helped direct God's Gate™ and God's Universe™, but then these upstart basement-dwellers, Brad and Robert, parody the thing. and it becomes so popular with their nerd horde that people forget about the original!

                      The person below me knows that women never really wanted to vote, and only do now due to the pressure of the LIEberal media.
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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #1736
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                        I would say true, but I also do not agree with whatever you said afterward (I think it's klingon - it sure isn't english). I helped direct God's Gate™ and God's Universe™, but then these upstart basement-dwellers, Brad and Robert, divine revelation the thing. and it becomes so popular with their nerd horde that people forget about the original!

                        The person below me knows that women never really wanted to vote, and only do now due to the pressure of the LIEberal media.
                        True, and that's why I vote the way my husband tells me to. It gives him an extra vote. Unlike liebrals who probably end up negating each others vote anyway.

                        The person below me is tired of "someone" derailing every thread he touches with a wet noodle.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #1737
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          True, and that's why I vote the way my husband tells me to. It gives him an extra vote. Unlike liebrals who probably end up negating each others vote anyway.

                          The person below me is tired of "someone" derailing every thread he touches with a wet noodle.
                          False - I am not the one doing the derailing, you need to speak to your "sister" about that.

                          The person below me does not believe you can get a teddy-rotts (Rottweiler body, Golden Retriever brain) as that would be too cleaver to be a Rotti.
                          Posted via Pasta

                          True Pastafarian™

                          May my Sauce be with you!
                          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                          The Loose Canon - HTML version
                          Loose Canon Fan Page
                          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                          I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #1738
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

                            The person below me is tired of "someone" derailing every thread he touches with a wet noodle.
                            True.


                            The person below me is planning to ignore any and all posts in this thread done by a blasphemous pirate.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #1739
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              The person below me is planning to ignore any and all posts in this thread done by a blasphemous pirate.
                              False. He is least true to the better parts of his religion, unlike all the false pirates I see who think the silly hat lets them get away with anything.

                              The person below me wishes that people would at least read the literature before professing the faith.

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                              • Mrs. Rogers
                                compassion personified
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2692

                                #1740
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                The person below me wishes that people would at least read the literature before professing the faith.
                                True! How I do wish those namby-pamby "Christians" -- who can only quote John 3:16 -- would read the entire Bible: read it properly that is, none of this skimming over the more unsavoury parts. Only then will they understand the True Character of GOD. Praise!

                                The person below me is a namby-pamby Christian who believes that JESUS was a loved-up hippie. Shame on you!
                                True Christians are Perfect!

                                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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