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  • #1756
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

    The person below me is angered that homersexuals have stolen our promise from God to never flood the earth again - the rainbow - as their symbol of depravity.
    False -

    The person below me wants to Love Our Lord but is barking up the wrong tree.
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    • #1757
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      The person below me wants to Love Our Lord but is barking up the wrong tree.
      False. I neither bark nor climb trees.

      The person under me knows that there is only one True God and that He is the one who wrote the KJV1611 bible.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • #1758
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
        The person under me knows that there is only one True God and that He is the one who wrote the KJV1611 bible.
        True, oh so very true. In fact I just added to my collection. I purchased a KJV1611 first printing from Sotheby's. Its autographed by King James.

        The person below me thinks that they can get to Heaven on a 3% tithe

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        • #1759
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          The person below me thinks that they can get to Heaven on a 3% tithe
          FALSE. Tithe is a MINIMUM 10% Any less and you are stealing from God. Thieves and robbers will not go to Heaven.
          John 10:10 (King James Version)
          10The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

          The person below me believes 10% means 10% of nett income.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • #1760
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            FALSE. Tithe is a MINIMUM 10% Any less and you are stealing from God. Thieves and robbers will not go to Heaven.
            John 10:10 (King James Version)
            10The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

            The person below me believes 10% means 10% of nett income.
            FALSE! God wants the Gross Income, not the Net. You pay on the Net you mine as well pack the hot weather gear.

            The person under me is outraged by the various attempts of self appointed authorities attempting to levy funds from them based on some code only specialists can understand.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • #1761
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              FALSE! God wants the Gross Income, not the Net. You pay on the Net you mine as well pack the hot weather gear.

              The person under me is outraged by the various attempts of self appointed authorities attempting to levy funds from them based on some code only specialists can understand.
              False.

              The person under me deffently believes that if bad things happens to you, it's your own fault.

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              • #1762
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post

                The person under me deffently believes that if bad things happens to you, it's your own fault.
                Of course not. Everything that happens to you is because that's what God wants.

                When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you.

                Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

                14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

                14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

                14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

                14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

                The person under me has been having nightmares ever since activist judges in California legalized gay marriage.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #1763
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                  The person under me has been having nightmares ever since activist judges in California legalized gay marriage.
                  My nightmares involve waking up and everyone in the country has turned gay except for me. Gay people are rising from the dead and raping the living. I am on the roof of a shopping mall, and it is surrounded by thousands of randy gay people, their bloated members slathered with the feces of previous victims.

                  The person below me remembered to use the word "refudiate" today.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #1764
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    The person below me remembered to use the word "refudiate" today.
                    True, but I refudiate to admit that.

                    The person below me is looking forward to God punishing California for insulting God once more.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #1765
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

                      The person below me is looking forward to God punishing California for insulting God once more.
                      True, how very true. I have been in my prayer closet all day, praying that God sends a giant earthquake and California breaks off and sinks.

                      The Person below me is snatching up land in Nevada, in hopes that it becomes beach front property.

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                      • #1766
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        My nightmares involve waking up and everyone in the country has turned gay except for me. Gay people are rising from the dead and raping the living. I am on the roof of a shopping mall, and it is surrounded by thousands of randy gay people, their bloated members slathered with the feces of previous victims.

                        The person below me remembered to use the word "refudiate" today.
                        False.

                        The person beneath me has never sinned.

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                        • #1767
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          @proteastantguy True!

                          The person below me loves Jesus!
                          I Jesus!

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                          • #1768
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                            @proteastantguy True!

                            The person below me loves Jesus!
                            True. I love Jesus.

                            The person below me is sick of the trolls on here tonight.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • #1769
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              True. I love Jesus.

                              The person below me is sick of the trolls on here tonight.
                              True, for once one of you said something true.

                              The person below needs some peace, quiet and chocolate to get over the nasty trolls.
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                              • #1770
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                True, for once one of you said something true.

                                The person below needs some peace, quiet and chocolate to get over the nasty trolls.
                                True. Glass of wine will help also.

                                The person below wished they never logged on to see the trolls.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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