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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1636
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by exMormon View Post
    The person below me secretly reads Harry Potter books.
    False. I have read them all several times through quite openly, the better to understand modern witchcraft. Same reason I'm reading The Tibetan Book of The Dead right now.

    The person under me is reading The Tibetan Book of The Dead.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • exMormon
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2009
        • 282
        #1637
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        False. I have read them all several times through quite openly, the better to understand modern witchcraft. Same reason I'm reading The Tibetan Book of The Dead right now.

        The person under me is reading The Tibetan Book of The Dead.

        False. I would never read such things. I don't think in the past 5 years that I've read any book other than the Holy Bible KJV 1611. I've got to keep my mind pure for when the Lord comes back.


        The person under me used to worship Mary, the pope, and the saints.

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          • gm jack
            Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
            • Mar 2010
            • 142
            #1638
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False. Raised a protestant.

            The person below cannot resist singing the rest of the song when someone sings "Just a small town girl".
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #1639
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by gm jack View Post
                The person below cannot resist singing the rest of the song when someone sings "Just a small town girl".
                False. I don't even know what demonic song that line comes from, much less do I desire to sing it. I prefer Christian songs.


                The person under me has a dozen cases of Velveeta(c) in his saferoom, ready to hold out for months when Obama's liberal stormtroopers come a knockin.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • GodIsAlmighty
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 184
                    #1640
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    False. I don't even know what demonic song that line comes from, much less do I desire to sing it. I prefer Christian songs.


                    The person under me has a dozen cases of Velveeta© in his saferoom, ready to hold out for months when Obama's liberal stormtroopers come a knockin.
                    False. I prefer my shotgun. No pansy LIEbrals are gonna take away my gun while it's in my hand. I'll save my saferoom for when the mooselimbs bomb us since the demoncrats in congress wouldn't approve of bombing them first. Also, on the topic of Christian songs, you should check out Darlene McBride and her "take back America" tour.

                    The person under me knows that God loves the NRA.
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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #1641
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False, don't believe in god.

                        The person under me is tired of hearing all this 2012 crapola.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405
                            #1642
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            False, don't believe in god.

                            The person under me is tired of hearing all this 2012 crapola.
                            GLORY! Everyone knows that Christ will return in 2011, toss end the tribulation presidency of Barrack Obama, nuke the Muslims, toss the liberals into a Hell and elevate Palin to the millennial presidency. PRAISE :

                            The person below me knows it is spring since the witches are coming out of their caves hunting for fresh babies to eat.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #1643
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                The person below me knows it is spring since the witches are coming out of their caves hunting for fresh babies to eat.
                                Amen! This is the only time of the year when you can see a skinny witch. They get bloated pretty fast from eating all those fat Christian babies.


                                The person under me hates his mother as much as Jesus did.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • GodIsAlmighty
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 184
                                    #1644
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Amen! This is the only time of the year when you can see a skinny witch. They get bloated pretty fast from eating all those fat Christian babies.


                                    The person under me hates his mother as much as Jesus did.
                                    True. It is sad how the unsaved still don't understand how to honor but hate their parents. But, like Jesus said, if you don't hate all your family and friends, than you are not a True Christian™.

                                    The person below me thinks that atheists need to come out of their bubble of imagination. God is everywhere, but they're to stuck in their fantasy world to notice.
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                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5131
                                        #1645
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        False, there's no reason why atheists should start believing in a deity seeing as they're perfectly capable of living a decent functional and moral life without the need to believe in anything like that.

                                        The person under me knows that Walmart and Netflix are biding their time to first lure us in, take over, then announce their overlordship.
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                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2006
                                            • 12414
                                            #1646
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Van Hellswing! You're back?!? I thought surely you were tried and executed for the ritualistic murder and cannibalization of countless Christian babies!

                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                            The person under me knows that Walmart and Netflix are biding their time to first lure us in, take over, then announce their overlordship.
                                            False! I have no paranoid visions of upstanding corporations that prove the superiority of free enterprise capitalism!

                                            The person under me didn't notify the authorities that a witch was back online.
                                            Posted via Prayer

                                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78555
                                                #1647
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                                The person under me didn't notify the authorities that a witch was back online.
                                                False. Brother Bobby-Joe and his boys in security are hunting her down even now.


                                                Next: The Freehold Butcher is inexplicably out of Porterhouse Steaks.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • handmaiden
                                                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2010
                                                    • 11407
                                                    #1648
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


                                                    Next: The Freehold Butcher is inexplicably out of Porterhouse Steaks.
                                                    True: A bunch of PETA nutcases hijacked the shipment and held an atheist funeral for all the "murdered" steaks.



                                                    Next: The person under me has a Christian tatoo in their bikini area.





                                                    subtlely yours,

                                                    handmaiden
                                                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                                                      • James Dewitt
                                                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 6267
                                                        #1649
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Next: The person under me has a Christian tatoo in their bikini area.
                                                        False I do not wear a bikini

                                                        @ Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        I have 2,000, 24 ounce streaks on rush from Peter Lugers in NYC. They will be here late tonight. I will send 25 or so over in the mourning


                                                        The person below me married a homersexural and claims they never noticed?
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                                                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 12414
                                                            #1650
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post

                                                            The person below me married a homersexural and claims they never noticed?
                                                            False! My husband, Mr. Whitford, is a truly heterosexual EX-sodomite!

                                                            The person under me forgot to pay their Ladies of Landover membership dues this month, has not returned any phone calls, and will be receiving a visit from me later this afternoon.
                                                            Posted via Prayer

                                                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                                                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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