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  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590
    #1741
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
    The person below me is a namby-pamby Christian who believes that JESUS was a loved-up hippie. Shame on you!
    That would be a most definite false for me Mrs Rogers.

    The person below me loves the Lord our God with all their heart, all their soul, all their strength and all their mind.
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #1742
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
        The person below me loves the Lord our God with all their heart, all their soul, all their strength and all their mind.
        Truer than true! Oh, how I love Jesus and thank Him DAILY for not squishing me like a bug or having me stick a fork in a toaster or give me any of His colorful diseases...OH HOW I LOVE HIM!!



        The person under me expects animals to talk, just as they do in the Bible.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414
            #1743
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The person under me expects animals to talk, just as they do in the Bible.
            TRUE! Every time I see a snake, I yell "THANKS A LOT!" at it then demand that it explain itself, but so far they're keeping quiet about the whole thing.

            The person under me enjoys an ice cold Coca-Cola.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337
                #1744
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                The person under me enjoys an ice cold Coca-Cola.
                False. I only drink Old Milwaukee. The person below me thinks that these verses instruct us to drink urine.

                Proverbs 5:15 (King James Version) Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well.


                John 7:38 (King James Version) He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269
                    #1745
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    TRUE! Every time I see a snake, I yell "THANKS A LOT!" at it then demand that it explain itself, but so far they're keeping quiet about the whole thing.

                    The person under me enjoys an ice cold Coca-Cola.
                    The worst thing is when they stick their tongue out at you, mocking you. They understand perfectly what you said...

                    Yes I love an ice cold Coke, although I miss the old formula (I don't care what they say, it's sweeter and not as acidic as it used to be).

                    The person below me is always on the lookout for new pies.
                    Drama queen

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #1746
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

                        The person below me is always on the lookout for new pies.
                        True! As you all know, I am quite partial to blueberry pie, but my fiancee makes a wicked good rabbit pie too!


                        The person under me wishes there were no more coloreds on TV, like it used to be back in the good old days.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Dirk
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1425
                            #1747
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            You are not far from the Truth Pastor. Do note: I am not a racist, I just prefer people of my own race.

                            The person below me is a race traitor.

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                              • Benedict A. Davis
                                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 3900
                                #1748
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                                You are not far from the Truth Pastor. Do note: I am not a racist, I just prefer people of my own race.

                                The person below me is a race traitor.
                                True. I really like Nat King Cole's music.


                                The person below has been less than honest when tithing.
                                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #1749
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                                    The person below has been less than honest when tithing.
                                    Don't think I won't be watching this one closely.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Didymus Much
                                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 14076
                                        #1750
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                                        The person below has been less than honest when tithing.
                                        False. I've never tithed.

                                        The person below me has Ephesians 4:29 on a sticky note next to their monitor.

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                                          • GodIsAlmighty
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 184
                                            #1751
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                            False. I've never tithed.

                                            The person below me has Ephesians 4:29 on a sticky note next to their monitor.
                                            False, although I do have quite the collection of verses as my desktop wallpaper.

                                            The person below me knows that God exists because it says so in the infallible bible (which is obviously infallible, because God made it).
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                                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 8622
                                                #1752
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                                                The person below me knows that God exists because it says so in the infallible bible (which is obviously infallible, because God made it).
                                                True! With simple logic like that, how can you deny it?

                                                The person below me believes it's important to start a war in Israel to speed up the End Times.

                                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2010
                                                    • 8337
                                                    #1753
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                    The person below me believes it's important to start a war in Israel to speed up the End Times.
                                                    True. I am eager to get on with the Rapture®. Maybe we can accomplish this by oppressing Muslims in Western countries and taking more land from the Palestinians.

                                                    The person below me employs more than fifteen minorities in his homestead, thereby keeping them off the streets and preventing many robberies.
                                                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                      • James Dewitt
                                                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 6267
                                                        #1754
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
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                                                        The person below me employs more than fifteen minorities in his homestead, thereby keeping them off the streets and preventing many robberies.
                                                        False, I employ 7 nigras and that's all. Unless I buy the other 1500 acres of farm land that adjoins my estate. Does cotton grow well in Iowa?

                                                        The person below me thinks that retards have the same rights as normal people.

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                                                          • Sister Charli
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 1590
                                                            #1755
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                                            The person below me thinks that retards have the same rights as normal people.
                                                            False. We should not hang around fools and imbeciles.
                                                            Proverbs 14:7 (King James Version)
                                                            7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.

                                                            The person below me is angered that homersexuals have stolen our promise from God to never flood the earth again - the rainbow - as their symbol of depravity.
                                                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                                                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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