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  • waywardJim
    Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
    • Jul 2010
    • 124
    #2176
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Tired of atheists,

    False, I love atheists!

    The person below me is envious that I will be discussing science and religion with P. Z. Meyers this weekend!
    Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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      • Scarlet Wynter
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 125
        #2177
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
        Tired of atheists,

        False, I love atheists!

        The person below me is envious that I will be discussing science and religion with P. Z. Meyers this weekend!
        False. I really don't care either way.

        The person below me keeps having dreams of winning the lottery.

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          • Annie1
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 132
            #2178
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False... I only dream about Jesus.

            The person below me is memorizing Luke 2: 1-20 in preparation for CHRISTmas.
            Girls for God

            Ephesians 5:22

            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #2179
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by gaywadJim View Post
                Tired of atheists,

                False, I love atheists!

                The person below me is envious that I will be discussing science and religion with P. Z. Meyers this weekend!
                One would think that if you are such a big fan, you'd at least do him the courtesy of spelling his name correctly.

                Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                False... I only dream about Jesus.

                The person below me is memorizing Luke 2: 1-20 in preparation for CHRISTmas.
                False! I already have it memorized!

                The person below me has or has had a sexually-transmitted disease.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Lycia The Repentant
                    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 2019
                    #2180
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    The person below me has or has had a sexually-transmitted disease.
                    The person above me has not neglected to fail to utter a statement that is not without no degree of no amount of untruth.

                    The person below me also loves using double, triple, or even quadruple negatives!
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                    An Open Question to All false christians.

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                      • PetitionLady
                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883
                        #2181
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                        The person above me has not neglected to fail to utter a statement that is not without no degree of no amount of untruth.

                        The person below me also loves using double, triple, or even quadruple negatives!
                        False. College math was a struggle for me.

                        The person below me is counting their God given blessings even before Thanksgiving Day.
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33
                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #2182
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                            The person below me is counting their God given blessings even before Thanksgiving Day.
                            Amen! True! Shout GLORY!!


                            The person under me is planning on eating his mincemeat pie before dinner on Thursday.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Seth Campbell
                                Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1565
                                #2183
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Amen! True! Shout GLORY!!


                                The person under me is planning on eating his mincemeat pie before dinner on Thursday.
                                False, I've never cared for mincemeat pie. Also I've discovered that commercially canned "pumpkin" is really Dickenson squash, a form of butternut squash


                                "100% pure pumpkin" crows the Libby web site. They announce that they only use "a special variety of pumpkin called the Dickinson." But is that really pumpkin? Experts disagree. For one, it's not orange. The Dickinson Field squash belongs to a species known as Cucurbita moschata, sharing a genus (Cucurbita) with the Jack-O-Lantern pumpkins, but betraying its Halloween-y origins with a decidedly tan skin. A little like the butternut squash - and, in fact, the Dickinson cross-polinates with the butternut.
                                Despite its tan skin, the Dickinson has that lovely orange flesh you expect from your pumpkin (no artificial coloring necessary). It has all the vitamins and minerals you know and love. It tastes great (and - if you really want to know - those pretty orange-skinned pumpkins? they don't taste so good). It's just that the pumpkin on the label, the one with the bright orange skin, is a bit of a white lie.


                                Read more: http://www.slashfood.com/2005/10/24/...#ixzz15zFpagxo
                                The person below me will lift the ban on "pumpkin" with this new information.
                                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                                  • proteastantguy
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 488
                                    #2184
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                                    False, I've never cared for mincemeat pie. Also I've discovered that commercially canned "pumpkin" is really Dickenson squash, a form of butternut squash




                                    The person below me will lift the ban on "pumpkin" with this new information.
                                    True.

                                    The person below me, wants to burn a muslim!!

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #2185
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                        True.

                                        The person below me, wants to burn a muslim!!
                                        False. God will burn all Muslims.

                                        I would much rather help a Muslim find Jesus and turn from his moon god-worshipping ways.

                                        The person below me is disturbed when religious wackos (like Muslims and Hindus) use their made-up "religions" as an excuse for their own bigotries or as a means for social control.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • proteastantguy
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 488
                                            #2186
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                            False. God will burn all Muslims.

                                            I would much rather help a Muslim find Jesus and turn from his moon god-worshipping ways.

                                            The person below me is disturbed when religious wackos (like Muslims and Hindus) use their made-up "religions" as an excuse for their own bigotries or as a means for social control.
                                            How true, I'm actually getting tired of these blasphemous satanists!

                                            The person under me wants every satanist sent to where they belong.

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                                              • PetitionLady
                                                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Nov 2010
                                                • 883
                                                #2187
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                                How true, I'm actually getting tired of these blasphemous satanists!

                                                The person under me wants every satanist sent to where they belong.
                                                True! And sooner rather than later.

                                                The person below me is grateful for this lounge and the chance to get away from lying newbies and the games they play.

                                                Colossians 3:15
                                                And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful.
                                                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                                ~Matt. 10:33
                                                ~~~~~~~
                                                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                                  • proteastantguy
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Aug 2010
                                                    • 488
                                                    #2188
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                    True! And sooner rather than later.

                                                    The person below me is grateful for this lounge and the chance to get away from lying newbies and the games they play.

                                                    Colossians 3:15
                                                    And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful.
                                                    How true, it's getting kinda annoying.

                                                    The person under me wants all homers to convert.

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                                                      • James Dewitt
                                                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 6267
                                                        #2189
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                                        The person under me wants all homers to convert.
                                                        True, true, true or I will stone them. Easy choice if you ask me.


                                                        The person below me craves oyster dressing with their Thanksgiving Turkey.

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                                                          • Gabriel Reproba
                                                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2009
                                                            • 2479
                                                            #2190
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                                            The person below me craves oyster dressing with their Thanksgiving Turkey.
                                                            False.

                                                            The person below me has spent time in jail/prison.
                                                            Yours In Christ,

                                                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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                                                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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                                                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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