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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392
    #1366
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    True, true, TRUE! The joos there know who butters their bagels.

    The person under me once picked up a mormon hitchhiker.

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      • Nurse Clampett
        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 974
        #1367
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
        True, true, TRUE! The joos there know who butters their bagels.

        The person under me once picked up a mormon hitchhiker.
        The police cleared me of all wrong doing!
        The person under me reads Leviticus to their kids at bedtime.
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #1368
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
            The person under me once picked up a mormon hitchhiker.
            True. In the grill of my Escalade.


            The person under me uses Shamwow® to wash his bear dog.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Professor Tyeisha X
                WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 293
                #1369
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                True. In the grill of my Escalade.


                The person under me uses Shamwow® to wash his bear dog.
                False, not dogs. However, my wife My'Shelle and I do use Shamwows(r) to clean up our toys after our fun sex parties we have. After having 8 African-American women enjoying each other's womanhood and passion for several hours, you need a hard-working towel to clean up the mess.

                The person below me will be in the Bay Area this year and would like to stop by my place for a visit. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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                Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                  • greenpomaceous
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 85
                    #1370
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                    False, not dogs. However, my wife My'Shelle and I do use Shamwows® to clean up our toys after our fun sex parties we have. After having 8 African-American women enjoying each other's womanhood and passion for several hours, you need a hard-working towel to clean up the mess.

                    The person below me will be in the Bay Area this year and would like to stop by my place for a visit. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
                    False. I wouldn't want to catch anything nasty. The last hedonistic lezbean sex party I had the misfortune of hearing about, someone caught both Ebola and leprosy in one night.

                    The person below me knows someone who caught a disease from a lezbean.
                    "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #1371
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False. I know not any such harlots.

                        The person under me approveth of old-style speak.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392
                            #1372
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            False. I know not any such harlots.

                            The person under me approveth of old-style speak.
                            Forsooth! It's the truth!

                            The person under me pronounces herb 'erb'

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                              • greenpomaceous
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 85
                                #1373
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                Forsooth! It's the truth!

                                The person under me pronounces herb 'erb'
                                True.

                                The person below me owns a fish tank.
                                "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                                  • Nobar King
                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                    Christ's Guardian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 23748
                                    #1374
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False. I mostly breed mosquitos.

                                    The next person is watching the Yankees get spanked by the Phillies in the World Series right now.
                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                      • greenpomaceous
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Oct 2009
                                        • 85
                                        #1375
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                        False. I mostly breed mosquitos.

                                        The next person is watching the Yankees get spanked by the Phillies in the World Series right now.
                                        False. Poor college student lacks cable.

                                        The person below me has a 1611 KJV in the magazine rack next to their toilet.
                                        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 8622
                                            #1376
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                                            False. Poor college student lacks cable.

                                            The person below me has a 1611 KJV in the magazine rack next to their toilet.
                                            False, thanks to the income generated by being a Landover pastor and well-known televangelist, I have a 42" LCD TV and broadband internet connection in the bathroom so I can read the KJV on biblegateway.com. As a matter of fact, I'm typing this as I'm sitting on the toilet as we speak.

                                            The person below me is already bringing out their "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" Christmas decorations.

                                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #1377
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                                The person below me is already bringing out their "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" Christmas decorations.
                                                True. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy is putting them up now.


                                                The person under me has spent hours on international phone calls today, all involving Landover Baptist Church business.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Brother Enoch
                                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 4392
                                                    #1378
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    The person under me has spent hours on international phone calls today, all involving Landover Baptist Church business
                                                    If only that were true ( I have a great long distance plan)

                                                    The person under me once lied to a police officer.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #1379
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                                        The person under me once lied to a police officer.
                                                        True, although officer Hop Sing in Tokyo wouldn't know the difference between a lie and the truth anyway. It was all a misunderstanding, and one White lie allowed me to continue to do the Lord's Work, so...


                                                        The person under me bleeds from his ears on occasion.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #1380
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False.

                                                            The person under me bleeds elsewhere occasionally.

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