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  • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 492
    #2191
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    False.

    The person below me has spent time in jail/prison.
    True, and I learned a lesson when I got arrested. Don't disciplin your wife in front of your atheist neighbor. Keep it indoor.

    The person under me is wondering why God created tapeworms.


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    Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

    Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267
        #2192
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        False.

        The person below me has spent time in jail/prison.
        True, a few months ago someone was stoned to death, I was locked up falsely for 3 days. It was a mercy stoning she was a witch.


        The person below me shops at Wal- Mart for his/her clothing
        I hope you understand that certain off color people try them on and then put the clothing back on the shelves!

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          • Annie1
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2010
            • 132
            #2193
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False. I make most of my clothing myself

            The person below me has never been to a Wal*Mart
            Girls for God

            Ephesians 5:22

            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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              • waywardJim
                Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                • Jul 2010
                • 124
                #2194
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                False. I make most of my clothing myself

                The person below me has never been to a Wal*Mart
                False, I use to shop their weekly.

                However after learning of their terrible labor practices I now shop at other stores.

                The person below me has been portrayed as a whack-job by the local media during one of their recent protests.

                P.S. The coolest thing P.Z. Myers taught us this weekend was that the 130 mutations each human generation is born with allows us to stay a step ahead of pathogenic microbes!
                Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #2195
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                    False, I use to shop their weekly.

                    However after learning of their terrible labor practices I now shop at other stores.

                    The person below me has been portrayed as a whack-job by the local media during one of their recent protests.

                    P.S. The coolest thing P.Z. Myers taught us this weekend was that the 130 mutations each human generation is born with allows us to stay a step ahead of pathogenic microbes!
                    False. I've never protested WalMart's labor practices.

                    However, I don't shop there since they abandoned their "Made in the USA" focus and turned instead to "Ultra-Cheap Crap Made in China, Now with Extra Melamine". (By the early 1990s, they were promoting more and more "private label" merchandise made offshore. In 1992, a random sampling turned up only 10% of products made in America.)

                    The person below me wonders how these mutations happen to everyone in a generation without Intelligent Design causing the change; what happened to "natural selection"?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Seth Campbell
                        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1565
                        #2196
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
                        True, and I learned a lesson when I got arrested. Don't disciplin your wife in front of your atheist neighbor. Keep it indoor.

                        The person under me is wondering why God created tapeworms.
                        Somehow Brother Viggo was missed.

                        False: I just consider it one of the evils brought onto us by the fall.



                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        False. I've never protested WalMart's labor practices.

                        However, I don't shop there since they abandoned their "Made in the USA" focus and turned instead to "Ultra-Cheap Crap Made in China, Now with Extra Melamine". (By the early 1990s, they were promoting more and more "private label" merchandise made offshore. In 1992, a random sampling turned up only 10% of products made in America.)

                        The person below me wonders how these mutations happen to everyone in a generation without Intelligent Design causing the change; what happened to "natural selection"?
                        False, it's all lies, so why wonder about it.

                        It would be like wondering how "nobody" or "not I" ate the icing on my wifes cake.

                        The person below me wonders why so many hateful people seem to think it's their duty to disrupt our board.
                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552
                            #2197
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                            The person below me wonders why so many hateful people seem to think it's their duty to disrupt our board.
                            False. God foretells us in the Holy Bible that we will be persecuted. It's a sign that we're truly Godly. I'd be more worried if we didn't draw the demons.


                            The person under me is having Tom Delay over for Thanksgiving dinner.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #2198
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                False. God foretells us in the Holy Bible that we will be persecuted. It's a sign that we're truly Godly. I'd be more worried if we didn't draw the demons.


                                The person under me is having Tom Delay over for Thanksgiving dinner.
                                False. He's always late.

                                The person under me can't wait to try Widow Helen's latest batch of meat pies!
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • PetitionLady
                                    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 883
                                    #2199
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    False. He's always late.

                                    The person under me can't wait to try Widow Helen's latest batch of meat pies!
                                    False, not today. I've had my fair share of delicious food this Thanksgiving day ... I'm at the point of fear of gluttony. Not another bite! Praise God!

                                    Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

                                    The person below me will refuse to be molested by the TSA agents at the airport.
                                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                    ~Matt. 10:33
                                    ~~~~~~~
                                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #2200
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                        The person below me will refuse to be molested by the TSA agents at the airport.
                                        False. True Christian(tm) Pastors never have to go through screening with the little people, because we travel in our own (church owned) Lear Jets. Thank you Landover Air.



                                        The person below me had his servants throw out several turkeys today because they weren't cooked to his satisfaction. Into the trash with them all.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Scarlet Wynter
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Oct 2010
                                            • 125
                                            #2201
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            False. True Christian™ Pastors never have to go through screening with the little people, because we travel in our own (church owned) Lear Jets. Thank you Landover Air.



                                            The person below me had his servants throw out several turkeys today because they weren't cooked to his satisfaction. Into the trash with them all.
                                            False. I don't have servants and the turkey was just fine.

                                            The person below me couldn't get enough pumpkin pie today.

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                                              • James Dewitt
                                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 6267
                                                #2202
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
                                                False. I don't have servants and the turkey was just fine.

                                                The person below me couldn't get enough pumpkin pie today.
                                                False Pumpkins are the work of SATAN!


                                                The person below me is on the way out the door to shop at Wal-Mart, with all the other less fortunate people.

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                                                  • Annie1
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Aug 2010
                                                    • 132
                                                    #2203
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I never go out on Black Friday...

                                                    The person below me is having a turkey sandwich for lunch today.
                                                    Girls for God

                                                    Ephesians 5:22

                                                    Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                                                      • Lycia The Repentant
                                                        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                                        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2010
                                                        • 2019
                                                        #2204
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                                                        The person below me is having a turkey sandwich for lunch today.
                                                        True! I just had one for breakfast, too...

                                                        The person below me spent their Thanksgiving waiting in line for the Black Friday sales.
                                                        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                                                        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                                                        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                                                        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                                                        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                                                        An Open Question to All false christians.

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                                                          • Scarlet Wynter
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • Oct 2010
                                                            • 125
                                                            #2205
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                                                            True! I just had one for breakfast, too...

                                                            The person below me spent their Thanksgiving waiting in line for the Black Friday sales.
                                                            False. I spent it with friends.

                                                            The person below me is listening to the new Good Charlotte cd "Cardiology" on the internet.

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