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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2161
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
    The person below me is getting ready for church this morning.
    False. I don't do church, and neither should you. Matthew 6:5-6 (I'm not crazy about mornings either)

    The person below me also hates Zig-zag greens (they burn way too fast).

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    • waywardJim
      Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
      • Jul 2010
      • 124

      #2162
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      false,

      I don't smoke and neither should you.

      The person below me is wondering if coffee will cover up their Vodka breath before returning to the office.
      Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019

        #2163
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
        false,

        I don't smoke and neither should you.

        The person below me is wondering if coffee will cover up their Vodka breath before returning to the office.
        False, its Sunday, I don't work in an office and I don't like coffee.

        The person below me has a NWT (New World Translation) Bible for "study purposes only".
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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        An Open Question to All false christians.

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #2164
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
          False, its Sunday, I don't work in an office and I don't like coffee.

          The person below me has a NWT (New World Translation) Bible for "study purposes only".
          Most certainly FALSE!!

          The person below me thinks eggnog is an unacceptable beverage to drink on Jesus' Birthday.




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • waywardJim
            Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
            • Jul 2010
            • 124

            #2165
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Since no one seems to know when Jesus' birthday actually is I will have to say,

            False, eggnog is good every day.


            The person below me wonders what it would be like to be a care free non-denominational Christian.
            Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #2166
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
              The person below me wonders what it would be like to be a care free non-denominational Christian.
              False: It would be as meaningful as being a care free non-denominational Harry Potterian.

              The person below me thinks while Aretha Wilson was misguided they can understand why she attacked DiCaprio.
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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #2167
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                False: It would be as meaningful as being a care free non-denominational Harry Potterian.

                The person below me thinks while Aretha Wilson was misguided they can understand why she attacked DiCaprio.
                Um . . . I have no idea who Urethra Wilson is. But I've seen some Leonardo DiCaprio movies, and can understand why someone would attack him.

                The person below me is shocked that Jo Freddie was correct in stating that being a non-denominational Christian is as meaningful as being a non-denominational Harry Potterian.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #2168
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  The person below me is shocked that Jo Freddie was correct in stating that being a non-denominational Christian is as meaningful as being a non-denominational Harry Potterian.
                  False. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


                  The person under me can't wait to have his annual turducken for Thanksgiving, so he's having one today.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • SheepOfGod
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 119

                    #2169
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Yea I got my maid to make me one today and it tasted so good.



                    The person under me is going to have a big celebration the day that richard dawkins kicks the bucket.
                    GOD HATE FAGS
                    Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #2170
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      [QUOTE=SheepOfGod;638463
                      The person under me is going to have a big celebration the day that richard dawkins kicks the bucket. [/QUOTE]

                      I pray to Jesus that the day will soon arrive, The Hell train is standing by all aboard!

                      The person below me wants Oyster dressing with there turkey.

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                      • PetitionLady
                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883

                        #2171
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        I pray to Jesus that the day will soon arrive, The Hell train is standing by all aboard!

                        The person below me wants Oyster dressing with there turkey.
                        False! Turkey dressing with turkey.

                        Leviticus 11:12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


                        The person below me was persecuted today and took time to thank God for it.
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • waywardJim
                          Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 124

                          #2172
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                          False! Turkey dressing with turkey.

                          Leviticus 11:12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


                          The person below me was persecuted today and took time to thank God for it.
                          False, God does not exist. The person below me plans to protest at the atheist convention Skepticon 3, in Springfield Missouri tomorrow.
                          Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                          • Scarlet Wynter
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 125

                            #2173
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                            False, God does not exist. The person below me plans to protest at the atheist convention Skepticon 3, in Springfield Missouri tomorrow.
                            False. Never heard of Skepticon 3.

                            The person below me is under 50 years-old.

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                            • waywardJim
                              Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 124

                              #2174
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              True, 36 in January

                              The person below me prays daily that people will let go of the silly idea that Xenu is the intergalactic 75 million year old space overlord that brought life to earth. Instead they should realize that the true. God impregnated a virgin to give birth to himself so that he could sacrifice himself as a tribute to himself to forgive humanity for the sin that he created them with.
                              Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #2175
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
                                True, 36 in January

                                The person below me prays daily that people will let go of the silly idea that Xenu is the intergalactic 75 million year old space overlord that brought life to earth. Instead they should realize that the true. God impregnated a virgin to give birth to himself so that he could sacrifice himself as a tribute to himself to forgive humanity for the sin that he created them with.
                                (Partially) false!

                                Pray daily, check.

                                True God, virgin, sacrifice, check.

                                Forgive?

                                ERROR! ERROR! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!



                                Forgive? God only forgives those who REPENT and BELIEVE. You don't ask for unconditional love, you don't get.

                                Created with sin? God may have known in advance that Adam and Eve, not knowing right from wrong, would not know sinning was wrong until they had done so (by eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil) and thus introduce sin to the world, but He did NOT create humans with sin.

                                God's Creation was perfect.

                                The person below me is tired of these atheists who don't even understand the basics of Christianity, yet think they know enough to mock Jesus.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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