[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is getting ready for church this morning.

False. I don't do church, and neither should you. Matthew 6:5-6 (I'm not crazy about mornings either)

The person below me also hates Zig-zag greens (they burn way too fast).

[waywardJim]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

false,

I don't smoke and neither should you.

The person below me is wondering if coffee will cover up their Vodka breath before returning to the office.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

false,

I don't smoke and neither should you.

The person below me is wondering if coffee will cover up their Vodka breath before returning to the office.

False, its Sunday, I don't work in an office and I don't like coffee.

The person below me has a NWT (New World Translation) Bible for "study purposes only".

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, its Sunday, I don't work in an office and I don't like coffee.

The person below me has a NWT (New World Translation) Bible for "study purposes only".

Most certainly FALSE!!

The person below me thinks eggnog is an unacceptable beverage to drink on Jesus' Birthday.

[waywardJim]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Since no one seems to know when Jesus' birthday actually is I will have to say,

False, eggnog is good every day.


The person below me wonders what it would be like to be a care free non-denominational Christian.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me wonders what it would be like to be a care free non-denominational Christian.

False: It would be as meaningful as being a care free non-denominational Harry Potterian.

The person below me thinks while Aretha Wilson was misguided they can understand why she attacked DiCaprio.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False: It would be as meaningful as being a care free non-denominational Harry Potterian.

The person below me thinks while Aretha Wilson was misguided they can understand why she attacked DiCaprio.

Um . . . I have no idea who Urethra Wilson is. But I've seen some Leonardo DiCaprio movies, and can understand why someone would attack him.

The person below me is shocked that Jo Freddie was correct in stating that being a non-denominational Christian is as meaningful as being a non-denominational Harry Potterian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is shocked that Jo Freddie was correct in stating that being a non-denominational Christian is as meaningful as being a non-denominational Harry Potterian.

False. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


The person under me can't wait to have his annual turducken for Thanksgiving, so he's having one today.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Yea I got my maid to make me one today and it tasted so good.



The person under me is going to have a big celebration the day that richard dawkins kicks the bucket.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

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The person under me is going to have a big celebration the day that richard dawkins kicks the bucket. [/QUOTE]

I pray to Jesus that the day will soon arrive, The Hell train is standing by all aboard!

The person below me wants Oyster dressing with there turkey.

[PetitionLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I pray to Jesus that the day will soon arrive, The Hell train is standing by all aboard!

The person below me wants Oyster dressing with there turkey.

False! Turkey dressing with turkey.

Leviticus 11:12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


The person below me was persecuted today and took time to thank God for it.

[waywardJim]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! Turkey dressing with turkey.

Leviticus 11:12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


The person below me was persecuted today and took time to thank God for it.

False, God does not exist. The person below me plans to protest at the atheist convention Skepticon 3, in Springfield Missouri tomorrow.

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, God does not exist. The person below me plans to protest at the atheist convention Skepticon 3, in Springfield Missouri tomorrow.

False. Never heard of Skepticon 3.

The person below me is under 50 years-old.

[waywardJim]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, 36 in January

The person below me prays daily that people will let go of the silly idea that Xenu is the intergalactic 75 million year old space overlord that brought life to earth. Instead they should realize that the true. God impregnated a virgin to give birth to himself so that he could sacrifice himself as a tribute to himself to forgive humanity for the sin that he created them with.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, 36 in January

The person below me prays daily that people will let go of the silly idea that Xenu is the intergalactic 75 million year old space overlord that brought life to earth. Instead they should realize that the true. God impregnated a virgin to give birth to himself so that he could sacrifice himself as a tribute to himself to forgive humanity for the sin that he created them with.

(Partially) false!

Pray daily, check.

True God, virgin, sacrifice, check.

Forgive?

ERROR! ERROR! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!



Forgive? God only forgives those who REPENT and BELIEVE. You don't ask for unconditional love, you don't get.

Created with sin? God may have known in advance that Adam and Eve, not knowing right from wrong, would not know sinning was wrong until they had done so (by eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil) and thus introduce sin to the world, but He did NOT create humans with sin.

God's Creation was perfect.

The person below me is tired of these atheists who don't even understand the basics of Christianity, yet think they know enough to mock Jesus.