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  • #1441
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
    The person below me goes to the gym at least four times a week.
    False. If my husband, Mr. Whitford, wanted a spouse with muscles, he would have "gay" "married" a man.

    Next: The person under me prefers Conservapedia to Wickedpedia even though it's only a little less liberal.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    • #1442
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      True! (CreationWiki is the best!)

      The person under me doesn't listen to anything but talk shows on the radio.

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      • #1443
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        True! (CreationWiki is the best!)

        The person under me doesn't listen to anything but talk shows on the radio.
        True. All that music is Satanic anyways. A True Christian™ listens to Rush (the man) not Rush (the group).

        The person under me prefers using the handicapped stall in a public restroom because it affords more privacy, and besides, since when do you see tards in wheelchairs actually using them?

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        • #1444
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          The person under me prefers using the handicapped stall in a public restroom because it affords more privacy, and besides, since when do you see tards in wheelchairs actually using them?
          True! There's no trouble with toe-tappers when we're locked up in those spacious restrooms! I don't understand why they don't make them all like that.


          The person under me is looking forward to some leftover tukey sandwiches (on white with mayo and a slab of Velveeta(r) Cheese) after Thanksgiving Day next week.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #1445
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The person under me is looking forward to some leftover tukey sandwiches (on white with mayo and a slab of Velveeta® Cheese) after Thanksgiving Day next week.
            True! Though my husband, Mr. Whitford, likes me to spice his up with a slice of tomato.

            The person under me refuses to ever bow to a foreign "leader"!
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • #1446
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              True! Though my husband, Mr. Whitford, likes me to spice his up with a slice of tomato.

              The person under me refuses to ever bow to a foreign "leader"!
              True! I'm not Obama!

              The person under me has helped Godless truckers feel the Love of Jesus at truck stops throughout the nation.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #1447
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                The person under me has helped Godless truckers feel the Love of Jesus at truck stops throughout the nation.
                False. It was mainly hookers in Detroit before the 'incident'.

                The person under me once struck a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

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                • #1448
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                  False. It was mainly hookers in Detroit before the 'incident'.

                  The person under me once struck a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
                  ... well... my contact popped out of my right eye and my left one isn't that strong and I tried to swerve, but I swerved the wrong way. I called my daddy after it happened and he got the guys together and got rid of my car and I ended up getting a new 'Stang. No one ever asked what happened.

                  the person under me has had multiple run-ins with the police and has come out unscathed.
                  "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                  • #1449
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False. There was scathing, but it was all in spreading the glory of God!

                    The person under me hasn't read the Bible today

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                    • #1450
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      False. There was scathing, but it was all in spreading the glory of God!

                      The person under me hasn't read the Bible today
                      False. I keep a copy in the washroom and I use laxatives. I read the Bible for at least 10 minutes every hour.

                      The person under me once got in a fight with a person in a wheelchair.

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                      • #1451
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                        The person under me once got in a fight with a person in a wheelchair.
                        True, although it wasn't much of a fight. I ended up wheeling it out into an intersection and just locking the brakes and leaving it there.



                        The person under me has driven a brand new Escalade into the Freehold River more than once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1452
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          False. I can't afford an Escalade.

                          The person under me has coveted their neighbor's Cadillac...

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                          • #1453
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            The person under me has coveted their neighbor's Cadillac...
                            False. I'm happy with my Town Car. Maybe my hindon't driver, Ranjit, would like to drive something different but if he does, he can buy it himself (if he was paid enough to buy himself anything better than a rusty Ford Pinto ).

                            The person under me has stocked up on ammunition.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

                            Comment

                            • #1454
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              The person under me has stocked up on ammunition.
                              __________________

                              True as a rule of thumb I invest 15% of our income in armorment,new guns and ammo !


                              The person under me DOES not own a GUN !

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                              • #1455
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
                                True as a rule of thumb I invest 15% of our income in armorment,new guns and ammo !


                                The person under me DOES not own a GUN !
                                TRUE! I am not allowed to ever own a firearm! My beloved bride though, she can legally own AND carry/conceal! I have watched her plug the 'C' in a RC Cola can from fifty paces with her .44 over and over again! It's a thing of beauty to see, I tell you. Kinda tickles me how she thinks she's "concealing" that canon under her jacket. Kinda cute really.

                                The person under me has pit bull puppies for sale.
                                GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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