[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me goes to the gym at least four times a week.

False. If my husband, Mr. Whitford, wanted a spouse with muscles, he would have "gay" "married" a man.

Next: The person under me prefers Conservapedia to Wickedpedia even though it's only a little less liberal.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! (CreationWiki is the best!)

The person under me doesn't listen to anything but talk shows on the radio.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! (CreationWiki is the best!)

The person under me doesn't listen to anything but talk shows on the radio.

True. All that music is Satanic anyways. A True Christian™ listens to Rush (the man) not Rush (the group).

The person under me prefers using the handicapped stall in a public restroom because it affords more privacy, and besides, since when do you see tards in wheelchairs actually using them?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me prefers using the handicapped stall in a public restroom because it affords more privacy, and besides, since when do you see tards in wheelchairs actually using them?

True! There's no trouble with toe-tappers when we're locked up in those spacious restrooms! I don't understand why they don't make them all like that.


The person under me is looking forward to some leftover tukey sandwiches (on white with mayo and a slab of Velveeta(r) Cheese) after Thanksgiving Day next week.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is looking forward to some leftover tukey sandwiches (on white with mayo and a slab of Velveeta® Cheese) after Thanksgiving Day next week.

True! Though my husband, Mr. Whitford, likes me to spice his up with a slice of tomato.

The person under me refuses to ever bow to a foreign "leader"!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! Though my husband, Mr. Whitford, likes me to spice his up with a slice of tomato.

The person under me refuses to ever bow to a foreign "leader"!

True! I'm not Obama!

The person under me has helped Godless truckers feel the Love of Jesus at truck stops throughout the nation.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has helped Godless truckers feel the Love of Jesus at truck stops throughout the nation.

False. It was mainly hookers in Detroit before the 'incident'.

The person under me once struck a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. It was mainly hookers in Detroit before the 'incident'.

The person under me once struck a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

... well... my contact popped out of my right eye and my left one isn't that strong and I tried to swerve, but I swerved the wrong way. I called my daddy after it happened and he got the guys together and got rid of my car and I ended up getting a new 'Stang. No one ever asked what happened.

the person under me has had multiple run-ins with the police and has come out unscathed.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. There was scathing, but it was all in spreading the glory of God!

The person under me hasn't read the Bible today

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. There was scathing, but it was all in spreading the glory of God!

The person under me hasn't read the Bible today

False. I keep a copy in the washroom and I use laxatives. I read the Bible for at least 10 minutes every hour.

The person under me once got in a fight with a person in a wheelchair.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me once got in a fight with a person in a wheelchair.

True, although it wasn't much of a fight. I ended up wheeling it out into an intersection and just locking the brakes and leaving it there.



The person under me has driven a brand new Escalade into the Freehold River more than once.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I can't afford an Escalade.

The person under me has coveted their neighbor's Cadillac...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has coveted their neighbor's Cadillac...

False. I'm happy with my Town Car. Maybe my hindon't driver, Ranjit, would like to drive something different but if he does, he can buy it himself (if he was paid enough to buy himself anything better than a rusty Ford Pinto ).

The person under me has stocked up on ammunition.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has stocked up on ammunition.
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True as a rule of thumb I invest 15% of our income in armorment,new guns and ammo !


The person under me DOES not own a GUN !

[Emil Sledge]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True as a rule of thumb I invest 15% of our income in armorment,new guns and ammo !


The person under me DOES not own a GUN !

TRUE! I am not allowed to ever own a firearm! My beloved bride though, she can legally own AND carry/conceal! I have watched her plug the 'C' in a RC Cola can from fifty paces with her .44 over and over again! It's a thing of beauty to see, I tell you. Kinda tickles me how she thinks she's "concealing" that canon under her jacket. Kinda cute really.

The person under me has pit bull puppies for sale.