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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #736
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
    False, never been a fan of the Olsen twins.


    The person below me reads un-Christian books.
    True, I have been guilty of reading books from Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck, Boortz, Hewitt, Liddy, O'Reilly and the like.

    The person below me has tried the Diet Coke and Menthos geyser.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Christiansoldier
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 189

      #737
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      True, I have been guilty of reading books from Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck, Boortz, Hewitt, Liddy, O'Reilly and the like.

      The person below me has tried the Diet Coke and Menthos geyser.
      Yeah, back when I was a punk up to no good, me and my friend did that trick against the school atheist. It resulted in giving his mom a heart attack and destroying some property. In my opinion, he got what he deserved for worshipping monkeys.


      I'll just repeat my last one. The person below me plays video games on a regular basis.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #738
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        True, I have been guilty of reading books from Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck, Boortz, Hewitt, Liddy, O'Reilly and the like.

        The person below me has tried the Diet Coke and Menthos geyser.
        False. I do not practice alchemy or witchcraft.

        The person below me was converted to Christianity by seeing a Christian puppet show.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • godsdrummer
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 86

          #739
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          True, I have been guilty of reading books from Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck, Boortz, Hewitt, Liddy, O'Reilly and the like.

          The person below me has tried the Diet Coke and Menthos geyser.

          True, got in trouble for it afterwards.

          The person below me knows that the author for Harry Potter AND the author for Twlight are planning on new series of books.

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          • Jenni111
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Aug 2009
            • 323

            #740
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            3 people quoted the same T/F question...

            Originally posted by godsdrummer View Post
            True, got in trouble for it afterwards.

            The person below me knows that the author for Harry Potter AND the author for Twlight are planning on new series of books.
            False, I don't even know the author.


            The person below me likes Canadians

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            • Christiansoldier
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 189

              #741
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
              3 people quoted the same T/F question...



              False, I don't even know the author.


              The person below me likes Canadians
              True. I dislike their communistic governent, but I have a soft spot for their people. I have Canadian blood.

              And the record for the longest distance shot ever was done by a Canadian in Afghanistan!

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #742
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                False. I do not practice alchemy or witchcraft.

                The person below me was converted to Christianity by seeing a Christian puppet show.
                True, I still get chills thinking about Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego being saved from the fiery furnace.

                The person below me laughed at the butt demon thread uncontrollably.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #743
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  False, I'm rather overweight and I'm already married.

                  The person below me has watched Left Behind more than 20 times.
                  True.

                  Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                  True, but only to warn others of the wickidness within. Wearing protection such as gloves, goggles, and chain-mail helps to ward off the demons.

                  The person below plays video games on a regular basis.
                  False!

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  False. I do not practice alchemy or witchcraft.

                  The person below me was converted to Christianity by seeing a Christian puppet show.
                  False. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thest...marymaria.html

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  True, I still get chills thinking about Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego being saved from the fiery furnace.

                  The person below me laughed at the butt demon thread uncontrollably.
                  False. There's nothing funny about sodomites.

                  Next: The person below me knows how to check that they are in fact answering the last post, or knows how to edit their post if someone else already answered while they were typing.
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                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Jenni111
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 323

                    #744
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    True.


                    False!


                    False. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thest...marymaria.html


                    False. There's nothing funny about sodomites.

                    Next: The person below me knows how to check that they are in fact answering the last post, or knows how to edit their post if someone else already answered while they were typing.

                    True, I always check the thread first before I make a post.

                    The person below me likes pumpkin pie.

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                    • godsdrummer
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 86

                      #745
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      True, very much so, it's my favorite pie to bake.

                      The person below me enjoys a nice song to be sang at Church everyonce in a while.

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464

                        #746
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by godsdrummer View Post
                        True, very much so, it's my favorite pie to bake.

                        The person below me enjoys a nice song to be sang at Church everyonce in a while.
                        Yes indeedy. One of favorite songs is "There's A Fountain Filled With Blood", which includes this swinging stanza:

                        There is a fountain filled with blood drawn from Emmanuel’s veins;
                        And sinners plunged beneath that flood lose all their guilty stains.
                        Lose all their guilty stains, lose all their guilty stains;
                        And sinners plunged beneath that flood lose all their guilty stains.
                        The person under me feels like a having an old-fashioned bloodbath right now!
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                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #747
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          True, I always do!

                          The person under me knows "Christian" rock is from the devil.

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                          • Johnnyboy
                            True Christian™ fisherman
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 801

                            #748
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            True, I always do!

                            The person under me knows "Christian" rock is from the devil.

                            Very true. "Christian" rock is an oxymoron.

                            The person below me has had to make a discreet visit to the doctor after vacationing in Mexico.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #749
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                              Very true. "Christian" rock is an oxymormon.

                              The person below me has had to make a discreet visit to the doctor after vacationing in Mexico.
                              TRUE: the cut from that bar fight got infected and I am embarrassed to admit I let myself get cut.

                              The person below me was soul saved by his Sunday School teacher at the age of fifteen.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #750
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False, it didn't happen till I was 18, but it was awesome when it finally did!

                                The person under me has taught Sunday School classes

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