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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1486
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    The person under me thinks the Catholic "Lady" is not Mary, but a demon!
    True! Just as sure as "Krishna" and "Booda" are demons too!


    The person under me is planning a special party tomorrow after Church to celebrate the day 46 years ago that papist bastard JFK was sent to hell by Jesus. Balloons for the kids too!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #1487
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False. Perhaps I might receive an invitation though...

        The person under me suspects he is not liked, as he keeps not getting invited places...

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #1488
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            The person under me suspects he is not liked, as he keeps not getting invited places...
            False. I turn down 3/5 of the invitations I get.

            Maybe if a certain Brother got his Tithing Level up to a reasonable level, he might get more social calls...The back door to my Pastoral Study will be left unlocked tonight after 11pm.

            The person under me gives Chick Tracts out instead of tips in restaurants.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1489
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False. As I stated earlier in this thread, Chick tracts are actually evil.

                The person under me hasn't been reading threads thoroughly...

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                  • Larry Lee
                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4464
                    #1490
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False. As I stated earlier in this thread, Chick tracts are actually evil.

                    The person under me hasn't been reading threads thoroughly...
                    Interesting concept.

                    The person under me is thankful for living in the American heartland, where True Christian(tm) love reigns supreme.
                    sigpic

                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #1491
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Absolutely true!

                        The person under me lives in a Communist country.

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                          • Larry Lee
                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4464
                            #1492
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Absolutely true!

                            The person under me lives in a Communist country.
                            One with socialist healthcare and Hitlerian rule! NEVER! (Or were you directing this question to your former fiancé, who I always thought was a charming girl, when I could understand what she was saying.)

                            The person under me thinks HB needs a new helpmeet.
                            sigpic

                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1493
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True

                                The person under me is ever so lonely...

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #1494
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    The person under me is ever so lonely...
                                    False. I am NEVER alone because Jesus is always watching me!


                                    The person under me loves his *neighbors with all his might, as the Bible commands.


                                    *True Christians(tm) only, of course!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 8622
                                        #1495
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        The person under me loves his *neighbors with all his might, as the Bible commands.


                                        *True Christians™ only, of course!
                                        (Would there be any other kind?)

                                        True. In fact, there are certain neighbors I've been accused of loving too much. I really wish people would stop spreading salacious gossip about me whenever I visit the female dorm rooms and sorority houses at Iowa State University for witnessing and sharing the Gospel. My position is that of a missionary, who has come to spread the Word to young people that so desperately need the Love of Jesus inside them.

                                        The person under me boycotts any store that says "Happy Holidays" or "Season's Greetings".

                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                          • Brother Enoch
                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 4392
                                            #1496
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                            The person under me boycotts any store that says "Happy Holidays" or "Season's Greetings".
                                            Does boycott mean firebomb? Then yes.

                                            The person under me believes the real St Nicholas was the very first Papist pedophile.

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #1497
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                False. He was far from being the first!

                                                The person under me is posting on the internet instead of enjoying Christmas with their families.

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                                                  • Noah Dint
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2009
                                                    • 695
                                                    #1498
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. It is now the 28th of December in the year of our Lord 2009.

                                                    The person under me is Woodstuck. (likes things that have to do with the 1960's)

                                                    -ND

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                                                      • Brother Enoch
                                                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2008
                                                        • 4392
                                                        #1499
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
                                                        False. It is now the 28th of December in the year of our Lord 2009.

                                                        The person under me is Woodstuck. (likes things that have to do with the 1960's)

                                                        -ND
                                                        False. The 60s should be erased form history.

                                                        The person under me thinks Iran should be bombed immediately.

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                                                          • UnitedIreland1916
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Dec 2009
                                                            • 13
                                                            #1500
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                            False. The 60s should be erased form history.

                                                            The person under me thinks Iran should be bombed immediately.
                                                            False: No valid point for bombing Iran

                                                            The person under me believes all this shite on this board
                                                            Psalm 139:20For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                                                            21Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                                                            22I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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