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  • Jacob the Angry Liar
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 309
    #1516
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Lynne the lezbo View Post
    The person below me loves jesus with his/her life.
    True.

    The person below me is a homersexical

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      • GodIsAlmighty
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 184
        #1517
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
        True.

        The person below me is a homersexical
        False.

        The person below me has gotten a shack to stick their wife in when she has her 'time of the month' (or a woman who gets put in there at that time (if not, I hear they are having a sale on them)).
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          • Paul Jeffery
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2009
            • 272
            #1518
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
            False.

            The person below me has gotten a shack to stick their wife in when she has her 'time of the month' (or a woman who gets put in there at that time (if not, I hear they are having a sale on them)).
            If I had a wife, it would dang sure be true!

            The person below me has been to church only twice this last week.
            sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #1519
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
                The person below me has been to church only twice this last week.
                False; I've been to church twice in the last hour. Some technical problems with our electronic tithing macines.


                The person under me is unhappy with the way his nigress has been doing his laundry.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930
                    #1520
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The person under me is unhappy with the way his nigress has been doing his laundry.
                    False. There are only three things you can't give negroes. A fat lip, a black eye or a job.

                    The person below me is sad that godly Kurt Warner (former Iowa Barnstormer) lost today to the New Orleans aints.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Captain James T. Kirk
                        Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 155
                        #1521
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False! The only sport Kirk cares about is luge! WOOOOO VANCOUVER 2010!

                        LOL!
                        The person below me thinks Tiger Woods is still just a rank amateur when it comes to scoring the chicks.
                        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22367
                            #1522
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False, I think he is a professional sinner who will burn in hell until he is extra crispy and then he will be burned again.

                            The person below me will go to hell but will be in denial about that.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #1523
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                The person below me will go to hell but will be in denial about that.
                                False. I am as Saved(r) as Saved(r) can be, and I am looking forward to spending eternity up in Heaven enjoying a cold beer with Jesus.


                                The person below me has sold all of their worldly possessions and has donated all of those proceeds to God's Favorite Church (Landover Baptist!) in anticipation of the upcoming Rapture, due on March 4, 2010.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • James Hutchins
                                    True Christian™
                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                     
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 29453
                                    #1524
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    False. I am as Saved® as Saved® can be, and I am looking forward to spending eternity up in Heaven enjoying a cold beer with Jesus.


                                    The person below me has sold all of their worldly possessions and has donated all of those proceeds to God's Favorite Church (Landover Baptist!) in anticipation of the upcoming Rapture, due on March 4, 2010.
                                    True, I faxed in my credit card and bank account information this morning. Who needs money in heaven? :Yahoo:

                                    The person below me will not ride in God's limo.
                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 18405
                                        #1525
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                        True, I faxed in my credit card and bank account information this morning. Who needs money in heaven? :Yahoo:

                                        The person below me will not ride in God's limo.
                                        Because I will be on the running board providing security for The Big Man Himself. GLORY!

                                        The person below me always knee March, 4th 2010 is the Rapature and is glad everyone else has woken up to this fact too.

                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                          • James Dewitt
                                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 6267
                                            #1526
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                            Because I will be on the running board providing security for The Big Man Himself. GLORY!

                                            The person below me always knee March, 4th 2010 is the Rapature and is glad everyone else has woken up to this fact too.

                                            True and I am counting the days until I can return home.

                                            The person below me knows two close relatives who will not be joining the rest of us in Heaven!

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                                              • Larry Lee
                                                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 4464
                                                #1527
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                                The person below me knows two close relatives who will not be joining the rest of us in Heaven!
                                                ... a few more than two, that's for damn sure.

                                                The person under me knows two True Christians(tM) who will not be joining the rest of us in Heaven
                                                sigpic

                                                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                                     
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 22367
                                                    #1528
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                    The person under me knows two True Christians™ who will not be joining the rest of us in Heaven
                                                    False, all True Christians will go to Heaven!

                                                    The person below me will say false.
                                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                      • Captain James T. Kirk
                                                        Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 155
                                                        #1529
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                        The person below me will say false.
                                                        True! But that might be a little white lie! LOL!

                                                        The person under me is a hot green alien chick. And I don't mean the person posting below me! ROFL! Okay, let's make it about the person posting below me then.
                                                        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #1530
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                                                            True! But that might be a little white lie! LOL!

                                                            The person under me is a hot green alien chick. And I don't mean the person posting below me! ROFL! Okay, let's make it about the person posting below me then.
                                                            FALSE. That much should be obvious, even to a lust crazed secularist like you.

                                                            If it wasn't for a hair piece the person below me would be baldly going were no man has gone before.

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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