[PetitionLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE! There's nothing better than seeing the Lord smite those whoremongers and harlots!

The person under me believes in all sorts of crazy things like extraterrestrials.

False; I also don't believe in the tooth fairy.

The person under me will lose sleep tonight worrying about Elizabeth Taylor's congestive heart problems.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False; I also don't believe in the tooth fairy.

The person under me will lose sleep tonight worrying about Elizabeth Taylor's congestive heart problems.

True. I will be up late praying that Jesus finally smites her forthwith.

The Christian below me shops at dollar stores.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The Christian below me shops at dollar stores.

False. I shop at the thousand dollar stores in Saudi Arabia whenever I'm over there though.



The person under me had liver and onions smothered in bacon for supper tonight.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me had liver and onions smothered in bacon for supper tonight.

True, smothered in cream gravy! I'm sweating now, but that is just God loving all that saltiness.

Matthew 5:13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.

The person under me will not be cast out trodden under the foot.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I shop at the thousand dollar stores in Saudi Arabia whenever I'm over there though.

So glad to see that you are very keen to support the economies of other faiths.

The person under me will not be cast out trodden under the foot.

True - some have been trying to cst me out for years and I am still here.

The Person below me is also glad to see that Zekie Boy is not sectarian when it comes to spending has "hard earned" cash.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The Person below me is also glad to see that Zekie Boy is not sectarian when it comes to spending has "hard earned" cash.

True. There's nothing wrong with showing those heathens what kind of fruits they'll reap if they convert to the One True Religion (that would be True Christianity(tm), pasta man).

The person below me suspects Satan owns Barilla Pasta. It would explain a lot.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. There's nothing wrong with showing those heathens what kind of fruits they'll reap if they convert to the One True Religion (that would be True Christianity™, pasta man).

Those "heathens" you refer to seem to have no trouble reaping fruits without christianity.

The person below me suspects Satan owns Barilla Pasta. It would explain a lot.

False for they are manufactures of many fine most Holy of Foods.

The Person below me can not think for themselves and will not question their "holy book" when God tells us we should:

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3
I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.
Please use them.
If I say something dumb, question it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The Person below me can not think for themselves

False.

will not question their "holy book"

True.

The person below me cannot wait until we have a republican president again.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

First you say I was wrong

True.

Then you admit I was correct

The person below me cannot wait until we have a republican president again.

Well if it Palin it could be fun to watch from the outside, but could also kill us all.
As I have said before:

Having Palin in office would be like a four year long white water rafting trip, it might kill us but if it doesn't we'll end up with a lot of crazy ass photos

The person below me thinks that the authorities should look into the conditions a certain 14 year old Indonesian houseboy is having to endure.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks that the authorities should look into the conditions a certain 14 year old Indonesian houseboy is having to endure.

False. I do not concern myself with the conditions that a lean, underaged, half-naked mooslim ladyboy endures.

Back on topic:

The person under me has a well-worn version of the 1611 King James Version of the Bible.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has a well-worn version of the 1611 King James Version of the Bible.

False, I buy a brand new Bible every month to prevent that from happening.

The person below me cannot wait to die and go to Heaven.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I buy a brand new Bible every month to prevent that from happening.

The person below me cannot wait to die and go to Heaven.

While I look forward to the Beer and the Strippers I am in no hurry to get there.

The person below me made a large donation to the appeal in Detroit to construct an inspirational statue

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False - T-Rex existed until Gloria Jones hit the tree.

The person below thinks the above was a case of Tainted Love

No. I think that's a case of sinful nigra music.

The person below me is in a deep state of prayer.

[Grace K]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

No. I think that's a case of sinful nigra music.

The person below me is in a deep state of prayer.

Aww, how did you know?

The person below me loves baking pies for the Lord!! (much like I do)

[Jet O'Niell]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, my girlfriend does though.

The person below me can recite the books of the Bible, both Old and New Testaments, in backwards order from memory.