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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14630
    #2491
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    The person below me couldn't care less about Egypt.
    or Libya.. Bahrain.. Morocco.. Tunisia.. Yemen..

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      • PetitionLady
        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 883
        #2492
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        or Libya.. Bahrain.. Morocco.. Tunisia.. Yemen..
        True, don't care.

        The person below me will be adopting 2 rescue kittens very soon.
        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
        ~Matt. 10:33
        ~~~~~~~
        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • Jerakk
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2009
            • 178
            #2493
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False. I don't like cats, they just sit around the house doing nothing. At least my dog protects the house and lets me know when strangers are coming down the driveway by barking which gives me a good head start to grab my gun.

            The person below me supports going to war with mexico.
            Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14630
                #2494
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False - we are already at war with Mexico.
                The person below me thinks both halves of the American continent (North & South) ought to be one nation

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #2495
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    The person below me thinks both halves of the American continent (North & South) ought to be one nation
                    True...If we could get rid of all the wetbacks.


                    The person under me can't remember his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy's name.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #2496
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        True...If we could get rid of all the wetbacks.


                        The person under me can't remember his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy's name.

                        It's Tanumihardja, silly. I always thought that's was why you always tell him you are gunna "Tan" his hide.

                        The person below me also has a mountain of dishes to do.
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                          • Brother Harold Porter
                            Landover Senior Outreach
                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 8236
                            #2497
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            It's Tanumihardja, silly. I always thought that's was why you always tell him you are gunna "Tan" his hide.

                            The person below me also has a mountain of dishes to do.
                            True. Two sinks and a Rubbermaid container full. Lawanda will clean in the morning.

                            The Christian below me eats raw fish.
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #2498
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                The Christian below me eats raw fish.
                                False, though not for lack of trying.


                                The person under me is having a new pool dug on his estate.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Nobar King
                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                    Christ's Guardian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 23748
                                    #2499
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


                                    The person under me is having a new pool dug on his estate.
                                    True! Although, it's not really a swimming pool. It's more like a fish pond.

                                    The person under me still goes to the laundromat:
                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 12414
                                        #2500
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                        The person under me still goes to the laundromat:
                                        False! If the washing machine is broken, the maid can do the wash by hand until it's fixed. If the dryer is broken, she can use a blowdryer.

                                        The person under me is still standing by Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak.
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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #2501
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                            False! If the washing machine is broken, the maid can do the wash by hand until it's fixed. If the dryer is broken, she can use a blowdryer.

                                            The person under me is still standing by Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak.
                                            TRUE:
                                            Until I know what I am supposed to know I am standing by Jesus' choice Mubarak. All this Liberal (ie Islamic) agitation can't be Christian.

                                            The person under me is OUTRAGED that some LIEberal pretended to be the Godly David Kotch when calling the courageous Governor Walker.

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                              • PetitionLady
                                                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Nov 2010
                                                • 883
                                                #2502
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                TRUE:
                                                Until I know what I am supposed to know I am standing by Jesus' choice Mubarak. All this Liberal (ie Islamic) agitation can't be Christian.

                                                The person under me is OUTRAGED that some LIEberal pretended to be the Godly David Kotch when calling the courageous Governor Walker.
                                                YES, outraged!

                                                The person below me is scoffing at the cowardice of those Wisconsin "dems on the run." In hiding.
                                                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                                ~Matt. 10:33
                                                ~~~~~~~
                                                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                                  • GodIsAlmighty
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 184
                                                    #2503
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                    YES, outraged!

                                                    The person below me is scoffing at the cowardice of those Wisconsin "dems on the run." In hiding.
                                                    True! And what's worse, I here they only support unions because they hate Jesus!

                                                    The person below me knows that God invented the internet so that LBC could spread truth!
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                                                      • Jo Freddie
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 6339
                                                        #2504
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                                                        The person below me knows that God invented the internet so that LBC could spread truth!
                                                        Half True I give thanks to Our Lord Noodle for touching Tim Berners-Lee with his Noodly Appendage, and we can the resulting WWW to see that what LBC has to say is far from the truth.

                                                        The person below me likes cake.
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                                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #2505
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post

                                                            The person below me knows that God invented the internet so that LBC could spread truth!
                                                            True! God invented it through the United States Military, and not that communist Al Gore!


                                                            The person under me thinks pirates should be hung by their family jewels until they repent and accept Jesus as their personal Savior.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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